FabSwingers.com forum: What Is One Thing A MAN Should NEVER Do In Bed?”

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell the woman she snoring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have his white sports socks on ..... no no and no .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect to have a fair share of the duvet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Expect to have a fair share of the duvet?

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your a man and can take the cold ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her for a shag while holding a Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have his white sports socks on ..... no no and no .....

White sports socks are a massive no-no anywhere except on a tennis court but keeping them on in bed is unforgivable and one of the chav-iest things a guy can do!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Drop an air biscuit then hold the covers over your head!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the comfiest pillows

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

eat spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask her to get up and let the dogs out .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cutt his nails oooooooo noooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man should never take the king size bed over .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man should never take the king size bed over .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man should be very wary about what you might have planned for his posterior whilst he is sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask her for a shag while holding a Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit it !

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

He should never roll over and fart after he's cum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should never sleep on the wet patch

Someone pass me a tin helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your cold feet on her when she is lovely and warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should never sleep on the wet patch

Someone pass me a tin helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe his cock in the curtains after spunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say her sisters name while taking her from behind lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Compare us to the last meet. Mention partner's bum size, or ask for you to go and get a drink.

Always expect us to take our preferred position, and not to accommodate you and what you may want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a Dutch oven, they get angry

But on the flip side I find it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her a Dutch oven, they get angry

But on the flip side I find it funny

Never release the grip on the sheets/duvet during Dutch Ovens!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her a Dutch oven, they get angry

But on the flip side I find it funny

Never release the grip on the sheets/duvet during Dutch Ovens!!!

no matter how much they struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should never sleep on the wet patch

Someone pass me a tin helmet

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lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

talk about his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise, means he did something wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat. Lying in crumbs is NOT conducive to feeling sexy.

crystal

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"Give her a Dutch oven, they get angry

But on the flip side I find it funny

Never release the grip on the sheets/duvet during Dutch Ovens!!!

no matter how much they struggle

Haha. I find it funny if I'm not gagging.......on the smell

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Fart whilst getting a blow job

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

roll over slap you misses on the arse whilst saying your " still sexy with all the weight youve gained fancy a quicky" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think phoning a prostitute on speed dial!! Then invite her round to show the other how its done!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave her handcuffed to the bed & pop out too the pub!!!

In truth the worst thing you can do as a man is..... CUM FIRST!!!!! x

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

compare partners performance with her mother/sister/daughter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noticing the ceiling could do with a lick of paint oh i could also do with filling that crack in and i think i might change the light as that one is looking dated now and then asking his other half what she thinks whilst he is receiving his annual blow job from her, hats the one were she might swallow this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot a load over her backside while she's sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot a load over her backside while she's sleeping

i know a guy in our rugby team who was so d*unk he did a wee all over his missus whilst cuddling her in bed after a gentlemans evening, the worst thing is he says he knew it was wrong but couldnt be arsed to get up as he had just got comfortable

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

Lmao at the pee comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring his wife that he forgot to mention on his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about previous meets or the wife..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apparently . Watching match of the day 2 While getting a bj is not a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "shit sorry love wrong house"

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