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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put something up the mans bum if a sleep ,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

eat spaghetti

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Farr

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Fart

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Talk with her mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart. i agree. hold it in till u blue in the face. then hope u aint gonna end up in some bizarre legs akimbo position.

ooops soz but lets face it. even us ladies

parp !!!

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By *ORNY_DEVIL_SEEKERSCouple
over a year ago

Basildon Essex

Paint her nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's with a man, sleep

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Put something up the mans bum if a sleep ,

Or awake

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Put something up the mans bum if a sleep ,

Or awake

You are no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me to remove my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

compare your cock size to the one she had removed.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Call out someone else's name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make your grocery list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say the ceiling needs painting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask is it in there .

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By *eamgbukCouple (MM)
over a year ago

sunny york

Fire eating!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Be greedy and take all the duvet according to Mr B....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a strap on & say..... brace yr self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind a woman farting

But not during a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear warm pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argue when you say that semen really can be used as a face cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you let me know when it's over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on her knees I'm front of his crotch and simper "why hello there little man"

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Multitask & have her breakfast toast while giving a bj

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Wear a face pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get on her knees I'm front of his crotch and simper "why hello there little man"

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lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to write an answer but I got transfixed by _endaroos bum on their profile and forgot. Ummm I dunno. Is the answer monopoly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to write an answer but I got transfixed by _endaroos bum on their profile and forgot. Ummm I dunno. Is the answer monopoly?

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God yes your right them bits could end up getting into some strange places .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Giggle at the wrong moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snort like a pig ..

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Eat anything that produces crumbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

READ CROCHET WEEKLY although to be fair some of the patterns on the front are interesting.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Tell her lover that after the 3some she had with his brother and father earlier that day he made the family set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree fart !

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Complain just because I'm repairing my moped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a really eggy fart and hold the blokes head under the duvet.

It's not funny and it's not clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put something up the mans bum if a sleep ,

Remind me never to upset you.... evil, pure evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pick her nose and eat it .

yukk

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never refuse to play Dutch Ovens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pick her nose and eat it .

yukk"

Agree, only ever do that when you are alone in the car and think no one is looking

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Say mine is bigger than yours, you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when you roger them stupid for two hours before shooting your load and they then roll over and let it all dribble out on your side of the bed

Bad form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point and laugh. Noo I have had that done to me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I just did, say what music was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never refuse to play Dutch Ovens!

What's dutch ovens?

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By *orthwest2someCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

say the following "Is it in yet " ha ha ha

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Never refuse to play Dutch Ovens!

What's dutch ovens?"

You really don't want to find out lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play candy crush

Or do some knitting

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

..show you her new blue waffle spaghetti western between her legs....i feel sickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will have to get up and leave my husband is coming home from the nightshift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in your face and accidently trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get on her knees I'm front of his crotch and simper "why hello there little man"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

[Removed by poster at 07/02/14 17:29:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Point and laugh. Noo I have had that done to me !!!

Awww that's nasty have some kisses to make it better xxx

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Die suddenly

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

wear an up to the neck nighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/14 17:32:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snore"

That's it then I'm done for

Willing to suply earplugs for the brave

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Say 'pull my nighty down when you've finished love' (said in broad lancashire accent hehe!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"READ CROCHET WEEKLY although to be fair some of the patterns on the front are interesting. "

But can she read Crotch Weekly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Point and laugh. Noo I have had that done to me !!!

Awww that's nasty have some kisses to make it better xxx

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love the sympathy vote lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snore

That's it then I'm done for

Willing to suply earplugs for the brave

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Why !! Was you planning on getting any sleep

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Post in the forums

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read 50 shades when his having a hard on!

Tell him you have 5mn cause I need to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snore

That's it then I'm done for

Willing to suply earplugs for the brave

Why !! Was you planning on getting any sleep

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wear an up to the neck nighty "
or roll it up three inches

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when you roger them stupid for two hours before shooting your load and they then roll over and let it all dribble out on your side of the bed

Bad form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when you roger them stupid for two hours before shooting your load and they then roll over and let it all dribble out on your side of the bed

Bad form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet 15 travelodge towels . Soak the bed and mattress . Or is that just the ladies I meet

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Insert the Caneston Pessary

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Douche

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Answer a phone call and commence to give a commentary on performance, especially if highly critical. Even more so if it's a guy that's calling.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Pick up pubes with her teeth x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

....a jobby ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burp...or fart....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"READ CROCHET WEEKLY although to be fair some of the patterns on the front are interesting. "

I crochet myself lol and I'm 21!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrange her next meet....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bite on the man's cock unless he's pissed you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bite on the man's cock unless he's pissed you off"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

super glue his cock to a tupperware box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say are you in yet!!!!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a really eggy fart and hold the blokes head under the duvet.

It's not funny and it's not clever."

I know it's childish but this did make me laugh. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite her nails.cos they stick in your arse.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

follow through while being rimmed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget to take of her tights during! !

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Wet 15 travelodge towels . Soak the bed and mattress . Or is that just the ladies I meet

I would agree but only at home.....Travelodge are fair game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was very obliging with the towels .but was not so understanding when I asked for a clean matress

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

lol at least you can go home......or was it more than an overnight?

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

Never break wind or fake an orgasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol at least you can go home......or was it more than an overnight?

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Just a overnight so was ok

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

In my bed: squirt or gush.

In theirs: do what they like.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"lol at least you can go home......or was it more than an overnight?

Just a overnight so was ok

I would imagine their face was priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask to pull her finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get the deep heat out thinking its lube .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say no, not tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time you got some sleep

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Shart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a full shower ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat crisps or biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or say they have a headache lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet 15 travelodge towels . Soak the bed and mattress . Or is that just the ladies I meet

Been there Tosh

Then I go away on business and stay in a Travelodge, look at the bed in the room and think........who was here last? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eat a full roast dinner with gravy dripping of the plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a bed bath with cold ice water , lol

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Have a bonfire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a bonfire. "
or fire works you light ,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't read the rest but from another thread... say she had a meet last night and has one planned for tomorrow.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Go to sleep wile on the job.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Go to sleep wile on the job.

Why? It can be very restful if there is a rhythmic rocking motion.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

grow a big cock unless she is in bed with one of those straight guys that love cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dodge.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wear a balconette bra and whilst on top have one of their boobs bounce out of the bra.

Luckily I managed to pop it back in mid bounce without missing a stroke without him noticing.

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