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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatever this illness is, it really needs to bugger off!! I'm never ill, but when i am, it's every single illness on the face of this earth!!

Has me bed bound for three days, throbbing headaches, tonsils bigger than my balls, aches all over my body, but no bloody temperature! How does that work?

...tried all sorts. Salt water gargles, Corsofookingdyl, bonjela, lemonade, coffee, orange juice, pomegranate juice, mango juice, tea. Maybe i should start eating. Haven't eaten properly in days!!

All this does not make me a happy bunny!!

#rant complete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending hugs I know how you feel iv been the same all week just can't shift this banging head X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I might have read that that your balls were huge....

Get Well Soon Popeye!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Whatever this illness is, it really needs to bugger off!! I'm never ill, but when i am, it's every single illness on the face of this earth!!

Has me bed bound for three days, throbbing headaches, tonsils bigger than my balls, aches all over my body, but no bloody temperature! How does that work?

...tried all sorts. Salt water gargles, Corsofookingdyl, bonjela, lemonade, coffee, orange juice, pomegranate juice, mango juice, tea. Maybe i should start eating. Haven't eaten properly in days!!

All this does not make me a happy bunny!!

#rant complete.

Sounds like strep throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats where you are going wrong.

everyone knows lucozade cures all ills.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

psst, wanna dodgy knee a well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"psst, wanna dodgy knee a well

I already have a cracked knee. I'd pass on that thanks.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Anti-inflammatories and plenty of fluids.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

man flu... feeling sorry for myself...

paracetamol and brandy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be summat going round.

my old man is in hospital with a throat infection and both me and my mother are both ill with something throat related.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"man flu... feeling sorry for myself...

paracetamol and brandy..."

Isn't that commonly known as attempted suicide?

Stop taking the brandy until you are off the pain killers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"must be summat going round.

my old man is in hospital with a throat infection and both me and my mother are both ill with something throat related."

Hope he gets well. I don't know what to do. I don't even have enough energy to sweat it out at the gym!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"man flu... feeling sorry for myself...

paracetamol and brandy...

Isn't that commonly known as attempted suicide?

Stop taking the brandy until you are off the pain killers."

not trying to kill myself...

paracetamol to stop the pain..

brandy to make me smile...

not drinking the whole bottle...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really need to grow some proper balls now and man up.

...i've got a toothache making an appearance.

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By *ambanCouple
over a year ago

kingswinford

My mans got the same thing,i had it last week and its vile isnt it?

sending hugs

get well soon x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Have you been to the Doctor? Could be tonsillitis and you'd need penicillin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you are suffering from, Popeye me old mate, is a natural phenomena known as "got my oats at the weekend, now feeling pissed off"

The only known cure is to top up your "oats" levels by revisiting clubs with hot tubs and engaging in wanton debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww pops, man flu getting you?

You should write your will out now you know??!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Blame the chicken! Clearly chicken withdrawal symptoms... ( think cold turkey without the gobble!! ) joking aside... Get well soon

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Aww pops, man flu getting you?

You should write your will out now you know??!!

anything you want me to leave you ?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww pops, man flu getting you?

You should write your will out now you know??!!

Can i take your rope with me when i go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you are suffering from, Popeye me old mate, is a natural phenomena known as "got my oats at the weekend, now feeling pissed off"

The only known cure is to top up your "oats" levels by revisiting clubs with hot tubs and engaging in wanton debauchery

Good times

...and i've run out of porridge an all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww pops, man flu getting you?

You should write your will out now you know??!!

anything you want me to leave you ?..."

Ummmmm.... now that would be telling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww pops, man flu getting you?

You should write your will out now you know??!!

Can i take your rope with me when i go?

I do NOT share my rope!!!! A girl needs to keep some things to herself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww sending you a big cwtch and a cusan Pops (((((x))))) Hope youre better very soon. I am a bit worried about the size of your tonsils mind

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

oh pops hope you feel better soon . hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you all for your concerns and wishes.

...i'm considering having a second subsequent nap.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Feel better soon. I suspect we all infected each other a bit.

I don't have a sore throat but I have had headaches all week and the feeling that all of my teeth are going to fall out. That usually means I am ill in some way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel better soon. I suspect we all infected each other a bit.

I don't have a sore throat but I have had headaches all week and the feeling that all of my teeth are going to fall out. That usually means I am ill in some way.

Yeah, i'm getting that now. Like as if my teeth id moving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever this illness is, it really needs to bugger off!! I'm never ill, but when i am, it's every single illness on the face of this earth!!

Has me bed bound for three days, throbbing headaches, tonsils bigger than my balls, aches all over my body, but no bloody temperature! How does that work?

...tried all sorts. Salt water gargles, Corsofookingdyl, bonjela, lemonade, coffee, orange juice, pomegranate juice, mango juice, tea. Maybe i should start eating. Haven't eaten properly in days!!

All this does not make me a happy bunny!!

#rant complete.

my only advice is just try let it burn out of your body naturally dont take any tablets for it bud

i had it for 3 weeks on and off and i am nearly over it but still not 100%

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