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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A new survey has shown that ladies with large bums live longer than men who mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure that is a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can a woman put behind her head to make her look sexy?

Her ankles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is so sorry...

A man received message from his neighbour:

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;

I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".

... And the man shot his wife.......

A few minutes later he received another message :

"Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A man is so sorry...

A man received message from his neighbour:

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;

I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".

... And the man shot his wife.......

A few minutes later he received another message :

"Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess those who shop in Asda are lucky buggers. All that patting on their ass as they make a saving haha

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