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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How is it possible for men and woman to fit huge 12" dildos all the way up their arse?

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By *olly_1983TV/TS
over a year ago

there

Landois, Leonard, & William Stirling. Textbook of Human Physiology. P. Blakiston, 1889. "The human intestine is ten times longer than the length of the body,... It's minimum length is 507, its maximum length 1194 centimeters (17 to 35 feet);..." 5.2 - 10.7 meters

(whole intestine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bit of patience and a lot of lube

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You'd be amazed what people can fit, look up Hot Kinky Jo on Hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is people don't think of what it could do to their insides ..... prolapse is very common and bums can get that too not just lady parts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be amazed what people can fit, look up Hot Kinky Jo on Hamster

Damn you I'm going to have too look now and im going to be disturbed for the rest of the day! Hope I don't come across a " wet paint " sign today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm"

No , but if Carlsberg made nurses .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

No , but if Carlsberg made nurses ............."
yes I have a white PVC nurse outfit, White fish nets and a little hat , lol ok and red lips too and killer red heels. Now lets see whats up with you , lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do they tie a rope to their waists before doing all that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

No , but if Carlsberg made nurses ............. yes I have a white PVC nurse outfit, White fish nets and a little hat , lol ok and red lips too and killer red heels. Now lets see whats up with you , lol

I have a groin strain nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 1 thing that is up now after reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

I have a groin strain nurse

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Well I better get the ice for that ... lay back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

I have a groin strain nurse

Well I better get the ice for that ... lay back.

Do I need to remove my trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

I have a groin strain nurse

Well I better get the ice for that ... lay back.

Do I need to remove my trousers

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yes I need to have a close look where I am putting the ice pack .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse i have a swelling, please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things found in the Bum . God some must really hurt .

Rectum:

PENCIL

PENCILS

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

COLOGNE BOTTLE

LOTION JAR

SODA CAN

SODA BOTTLE

FLASHLIGHT

BATHTUB STOPPER

SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)

SOCK

ICE PACK

END OF CURTAIN ROD

"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

VIBRATOR

VIBRATOR BATTERY

COVER OF VIBRATOR

TIP OF VIBRATOR

"BIG PURPLE DILDO"

"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"

LIGHTER

TOY SUBMARINE

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP

POOL BALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game4it are u a nurse ?

mmmmm

I have a groin strain nurse

Well I better get the ice for that ... lay back.

Do I need to remove my trousers

yes I need to have a close look where I am putting the ice pack .

I have a large swelling in that area .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nurse i have a swelling, please help "
Well you need to take something to make the swelling go down ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have u anything that would help me nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have u anything that would help me nurse "
oooo yes I have just the thing .. its warm and wet. lol Called Deep Heat .

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Things found in the Bum . God some must really hurt .

TOY SUBMARINE

Aha ha ha!

The best one I have come across is a cement cast of the rectum; not very clever as cement is exothermic when it cures and is caustic pH 12 - 13.

Doctor Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good ol rugby prank hahaha

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Thing is people don't think of what it could do to their insides ..... prolapse is very common and bums can get that too not just lady parts ."

The worst rectal prolapse I have come across was in a saturation dive due to a leak in the sanitation system waste holding tank pressure reduction valve (before the waste enters a holding tank) that resulted in a pressure drop that extracted a significant portion of the colon; luckily, a full recovery following surgery.

Doctor Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing is people don't think of what it could do to their insides ..... prolapse is very common and bums can get that too not just lady parts .

Doctor Nasty"
Well that sounds Nasty . Prolapse people think of woman but its men too who get this.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Things found in the Bum . God some must really hurt .

Rectum:

PENCIL

PENCILS

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

COLOGNE BOTTLE

LOTION JAR

SODA CAN

SODA BOTTLE

FLASHLIGHT

BATHTUB STOPPER

SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)

SOCK

ICE PACK

END OF CURTAIN ROD

"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

VIBRATOR

VIBRATOR BATTERY

COVER OF VIBRATOR

TIP OF VIBRATOR

"BIG PURPLE DILDO"

"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"

LIGHTER

TOY SUBMARINE

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP

POOL BALL

You forgot the kitchen sink....

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