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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will have to take your word for that as we can't judge !

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

I hold my stomach in, but u can only hold it for so long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks good in the dark with my eyes shut

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My stomach is flat as long as I lay on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone looks too young for you.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mine looks good in the dark with my eyes shut"

So does mine!

I meant for people to post their "reached the age when". Things like finding your glasses hanging around your neck etc.

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

I wake up and am grateful nothing else has stopped working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you."

while they are up there,reach me that box from the top shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age when

Coppers look like they should be in school

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you."

Haha, I have an inversion table which reverses gravity!!

I have bought my first pair of proper glasses this week, boo-hiss!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you."

I would beg to differ! Your body looks good regardless of what your arms are stretching to reach

Why has age anything to do with how your body look?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you.

while they are up there,reach me that box from the top shelf "

I'm not climbing a ladder with my arms up in the air.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you.

I would beg to differ! Your body looks good regardless of what your arms are stretching to reach

Why has age anything to do with how your body look? "

Gravity. My boobs return to where they started with my arms above my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont go clubbing and id rather stay home doing the ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age when I won't go into bars as I look ridiculous

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not me but my sister.

She has reached the age where she laughs and farts because of it/cant control it

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've reached the age when I no longer care what people think of me....being 50 is the best time of my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age where any form of movement is accompanied by a groan of some sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age where any form of movement is accompanied by a groan of some sort"

This ^^^^.

Also I've reached the age where young peoples music annoys the hell out if me.

You call that music, I can't hear a word their singing.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you."

My eyes tell me an avatar is one thing, but the full size picture is something else….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age where I can't read tiny writing anymore.

X

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 07/02/14 10:33:29]

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

i say I've lost my glasses and people point out that I am actually wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when....

My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.

Over to you."

Im out walking with the dogs.I stop to chat with a fellow dog walker and then when they've gone I think to myself.'Well, that was a nice person but who the heck was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive reached the age when i bend over to put my shoes on and involuntarily fart....lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age when I walk into another room and forget what I went in for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also reached an age when I actually know I'm being foolish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive reached the age when i bend over to put my shoes on and involuntarily fart....lol...."

Try doing Yoga when you get to my age.You can play an entire trumpet serenade out of yer bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i bend down and try getting up again - i have to brace myself, bit of heavy breathing and go 'och'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've reached the age where I am comfortable with who I am

As for my body, its a wibble wobble jelly, but the guys can see what they are getting. Its not like I hide it all away and suddenly it all pops out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age where I can still act like a kid and not get too many funny looks ..........for the time being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine looks good in the dark with my eyes shut"

Wish I even could deceive myself that I was THAT hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive reached the age when i bend over to put my shoes on and involuntarily fart....lol....

Try doing Yoga when you get to my age.You can play an entire trumpet serenade out of yer bum! "

Brilliant!! That gave me a good giggle! And a good reason not to do yoga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where I keep forgetting what my age actually is

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today. "

Is it your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have reached the age when i am expected to act a bit more grown up on occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today. "

Is it your birthday? Have a good one!!! I hope you have something naughty planned xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today. "

Happy birthday Tina xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where I just don't give a f*ck anymore - I'm 50 and happy in my own skin, and don't give a rats arse what anyone else thinks about me - unless they think I'm hot of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 2 heart attacks I've reached an age I'm also thankful for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont go clubbing and id rather stay home doing the ironing"
do you want to be my wife? Lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"i say I've lost my glasses and people point out that I am actually wearing them"

Omg...I've done that too

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop

I've reached the age where I get a kick out off answering questions on quiz shows rather than going to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've reached an age when I walk into another room and forget what I went in for "
I've reached that age too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age where a nice cup of tea is the cure for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I look like I've reached an age where Mrs liddy looks at least 10 years younger than me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv reached an age where Iv lost my mojo

Will complain if I feel the need to

Not into clubbing

I'm giving less of a shit about things

Going for slightly older guys than what I used to go for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord!!

...am i really 24 then? Because all of the above apply to me!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oh lord!!

...am i really 24 then? Because all of the above apply to me!

"

You mister have reached the age of wisdom...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when bed is for sleeping

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"when bed is for sleeping"

Not shagging?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when 9pm is late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today. "

Happy birthday !

X

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

I've reached the age that i have turned into my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I am seriously considering taking up golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wake up and am grateful nothing else has stopped working."

im just grateful to wake up xx

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.i dont givea monkeys fuk about much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh lord!!

...am i really 24 then? Because all of the above apply to me!

You mister have reached the age of wisdom... "

But, i don't have a wisdom tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I can still touch my toes

Nette

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm a viable proposition for men in their 20's and 30's looking for "mature" ladies.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have reached the age where I just want to sit back and enjoy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a viable proposition for men in their 20's and 30's looking for "mature" ladies. "
that's right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age where I just want to sit back and enjoy myself "
lay back is better lol.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I have reached the age where I just want to sit back and enjoy myself lay back is better lol. "

Well it is but I didn't want to sound to presumptuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....age when I wonder wtf I (still) have to work

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm a viable proposition for men in their 20's and 30's looking for "mature" ladies. that's right! "

Oi! I am bloody well NOT mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age where I just want to sit back and enjoy myself lay back is better lol.

Well it is but I didn't want to sound to presumptuous "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a viable proposition for men in their 20's and 30's looking for "mature" ladies. that's right!

Oi! I am bloody well NOT mature "
ok ok sorry, but more mature than I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I know what I like ............. and I'm not afraid to ask

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have reached the age when...."

I am allowed to get grumpy when called "mature".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same age that women start taking pics of themselves from about two feet above their head, looking up the way to hide the multiple chins?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's okay to let everyone think they are right.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Experience is the only thing I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age when....

I am allowed to get grumpy when called "mature". "
looooool

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I went OK yesterday and today and forgot the one thing I needed so had to go back out and get it

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

When "things" aint just gone "south" but East and West too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I find myself saying the same phrases to my kids, that my parents said to me

I then remember they said it to me and think "oh no, I'm turning into my dad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch telly with the subtitles on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....when it takes all night to do what I used to do all night...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have reached the age where the children ask if everyday things had been invented when I was young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When "things" aint just gone "south" but East and West too! "

Mine's gone up North an all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age were I have... I have, you know, the age were, oh for fuck sake, what was I going to say? Come on, oh I forgot, it doesn't matter anyway...... that age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on""

Or you think "I bet she's cold in that"

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop

Monopoly is too exciting to get to the end of the game

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I watch telly with the subtitles on..."

then realise you cant SEE them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have reached the age were I have... I have, you know, the age were, oh for fuck sake, what was I going to say? Come on, oh I forgot, it doesn't matter anyway...... that age!"

I think I'm at that age to but I cant be too certain as I forget how old I am. Oh hold on it's on my profile.....back in a bit

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat."

I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat.

I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.

"

You are safe my sweet.

Backie fajiner: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/245610

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...i have a nap at 17:30 everyday.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat.

I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.

You are safe my sweet.

Backie fajiner: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/245610"

Phew! I have reached the age when I find out what sort of cunt I have.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"...i have a nap at 17:30 everyday.

"

That was a short nap then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...i have a nap at 17:30 everyday.

That was a short nap then.

"

...now i'm considering having another although it's not long that i woke up.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

When VHS, floppy, hard drive and stick are dirty words

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on"

Or you think "I bet she's cold in that" "

Lol, years ago I took our daughter to see a girl group (no idea who) and when they came on all I could think was how thin and tired they looked, mind you eight years ago I took her to see Dizzee Rascal and took myself off with a book after the first few minutes....that makes you realise just how old you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv reached the age where:

Im mature to guys in their 20's

And young to guys in their 40's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I want and am not afraid to get it!.

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"I have reached the age where I can't read tiny writing anymore.

X"

Sorry, can you make that bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laying in bed trawling through pics of men in underpants instead of trawling through a pair of underpants on a man

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

I've reached an age where I've started saying "I've been doing X since before you were born!".

And recently going to a Black Sabbath concert was the first time in a long time I've been to a metal gig and not felt REALLY old.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The above reminded me:

I have reached the age where I own clothes older than some of the people at the social last week.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on"

Or you think "I bet she's cold in that"

Lol, years ago I took our daughter to see a girl group (no idea who) and when they came on all I could think was how thin and tired they looked, mind you eight years ago I took her to see Dizzee Rascal and took myself off with a book after the first few minutes....that makes you realise just how old you are "

years ago we went to see him and he was so awful live we sat on stairs outside in cold and rain rather than listen to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is quite possible that i have reached an age whereby ......

i forget things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached an age where....... when people ask me how old my my kids are I only mention the youngest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached an age where I want to party even more and live my life to the full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've reached an age where I want to party even more and live my life to the full "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have reached the age when no one opinion of me matters I am happy with myself.

I have reached the age when you decide life is too short and you start to do what you want not what is expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It is quite possible that i have reached an age whereby ......

i forget things. "

That usually happens when you have kids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've reached the age now that if I party Friday & Saturday it takes me till Wednesday to recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've reached the age now that if I party Friday & Saturday it takes me till Wednesday to recover "

what's that saying, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night

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