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"is god male or female " Most definitely Male.... Woman could never had made such a cock up of the world. | |||
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"is god male or female " You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking" | |||
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"is god male or female You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking" " Beat me too it and two women cannot be wrong | |||
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"is god male or female You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking" Beat me too it and two women cannot be wrong" Just let you have the last word on the smoothies... but looks like you want it here too...lol xx | |||
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"is god male or female You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking" Beat me too it and two women cannot be wrong Just let you have the last word on the smoothies... but looks like you want it here too...lol xx" Of course | |||
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"well she must be female as no man would make us men suffer women " nice one - can I come back to that with a quick witted answer in say...2 day's time lol | |||
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"well she must be female as no man would make us men suffer women " And Granny looked down upon Sooty and sent forth a plague of locusts to nip his bellend. | |||
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"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be. " But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol | |||
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"is god male or female He might be a TV " There are time, when diplomacy won't get you anywhere lol but hey keep trying xx | |||
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"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be. But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol " good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year. | |||
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"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be. But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year. " Touchee Although I do believe that it is the male god that needs the security of routine... same things in the same places roughly the same times.... equals certainty... feels home | |||
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"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be. But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year. " Hey not all women are tidy! You want to see some of the houses some have. | |||
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"If god was a woman would she have made you bleed every month " If god were a man... would he have made you 1. shave most days 2. wake up with a hard-on even when no female around 3. given you man flu And that is just the first three handicaps I could think of... I think not pmsl... | |||
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"Asked my other half and he's sure god is male, if god was female "we'd have heard a lot more from her and they'd definately have been more than 10 commandments". Guess who's now in the dog house " Clearly not the bitch | |||
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"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us. " yes, that was the first prototype before considering what needed adding to produce the polished version? xx | |||
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"is god male or female " had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men | |||
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"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us. yes, that was the first prototype before considering what needed adding to produce the polished version? xx" Actually... that would be supported by the concept of evolution | |||
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"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us. " what god has an ass like that?!! oh dear confession for me this week | |||
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"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us. " what god has an ass like that?!! oh dear confession for me this week | |||
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"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men " on the other hand.would he have made highly opinionated,fussy females.its a bit of a quandry mmmmmm | |||
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"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men on the other hand.would he have made highly opinionated,fussy females.its a bit of a quandry mmmmmm " definately!!!!! | |||
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"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men " who made the tall, fat ugly men? | |||
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"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men who made the tall, fat ugly men? " his second in command.....doh!!! | |||
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"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies. " I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir... | |||
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"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies. I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir... " huh? score? it was 53 when I stopped counting a few years ago lol | |||
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"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies. " Oooo i donno | |||
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"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies. I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir... huh? score? it was 53 when I stopped counting a few years ago lol " lol... need my beauty sleep now...short term memory not as good anymore as it used to be... night all... | |||
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"Well according to the The Koran he is a man with a topper tan " As there are no pictures who can anyone prove anything! | |||
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"Whether God is a male or female one thing is for certain.. He/She is a bloody crap engineer! Take the human knee joint, designed for a quadruped, adapted for a biped and now the weakest and worst designed joint in the entire body! (Speaking as someone who has smashed his knee twice " Seconded i have a dicky one too and it aches when its damp out | |||
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"well she must be female as no man would make us men suffer women And Granny looked down upon Sooty and sent forth a plague of locusts to nip his bellend. " and made his arms too short to swat them away! | |||
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