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Inopportune phonecalls

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've just been doing my dinner at work, stood there trying to squeeze out the last bit of mustard from a tube of colmans for my beef sarnies and the ruddy phone rang. I'd got bits of mustard all over my fingers and had to have a quick clean before diving for the phone.

I'll grant you, it's not up there with getting a call on your mobile when trying to dispose of a body, but it was a bad time for anyone to call.

Anyone else had a call at a bad moment?

And yes, life insurance calls during a wake do count....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband ring me when I'm busy. No I didn't answer the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter was on the toilet when her new employer called to say she had the position

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I've just been doing my dinner at work, stood there trying to squeeze out the last bit of mustard from a tube of colmans for my beef sarnies and the ruddy phone rang. I'd got bits of mustard all over my fingers and had to have a quick clean before diving for the phone.

I'll grant you, it's not up there with getting a call on your mobile when trying to dispose of a body, but it was a bad time for anyone to call.

Anyone else had a call at a bad moment?

And yes, life insurance calls during a wake do count.... "

What kind of mustard? not the awful yellow stuff I hope. You're a lady of taste Tina!! Tell me it was the real stuff and I'll come lick your fingers for a bit of fire

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Colmans English mustard. I've got a tube of it in my cupboard here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colmans English mustard. I've got a tube of it in my cupboard here "

We had a guy on the final strokes of giving a facial and his mother rang! After he spoke to her he could not cum. Poor guy, but it was something serious.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Colmans English mustard. I've got a tube of it in my cupboard here "

I'll have to bring my own French mustard and rub some on your 'tongue'....thats what I call fire xx

Only awkward moment answering a call was when I spoke to someone I planned to meet and the voice was far too familiar

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Trested my pepper spray then ran through the cloud to answer the phone... Then was confused at the sting till it dawned on me!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

had to answer the door to postman once walking like a seal cos I had been trying a pair of wellies on and couldn't get them off he just burst out laughing

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Still attached by that little bit of knicker elastic? Lol!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!"

nothing worse than tortoise heads lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I remember when callum was about 7 and the hamster escaped, we where running round looking for it and he started a heavy nose bleed, so I was sorting that and then the bloody phone rang and no I didn't answer it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!"

I'm so gonna ring you up and ask!...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!

I'm so gonna ring you up and ask!... "
Bugger off you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working from home today. Phone doesn't go all day.

I pop upstairs and have a quick game of Fifa at lunch..... phone rings.

Carry on working as i wasn't overly hungry. Pop some soup in, butter my rolls, get the tray out.... phone rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trested my pepper spray then ran through the cloud to answer the phone... Then was confused at the sting till it dawned on me! "

Isn't that classed as an illegal offensive weapon? Allowed to be carried only by the boys and girls in blue… how do you test pepper spray without spraying it at someone?

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