FabSwingers.com forum: Amazing quotes....

By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago

leicester

George Carlin -

'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.'

Anton Lavey -

'There is a beast in man that needs to be excersised, not exorcised.'

Robin Williams -

'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.'

Atisha -

'The greatest achievement is selflessness.

The greatest worth is self-mastery.

The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.

The greatest precept is continual awareness.

The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.

The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways.

The greatest magic is transmuting the passions.

The greatest generosity is non-attachment.

The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind.

The greatest patience is humility.

The greatest effort is not concerned with results.

The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go.

The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.'

I can't believe there wasn't a quotes thread on here... Share your fravs :D I might add some more another day xx

Peace

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

What fucking iceberg? The Captain of the Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

save some till you got none then you'll have some

my mum wen growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because i said so"

my mum

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man only believes in god because he cant believe in himself - terry pratchet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not the size of the ocean

its the motion in the ocean

trisha goddard lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a goaless 1st half the score is 0-0 john motson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things can only get better.....the labour party

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put that cock near me and I'll fucking punch your face in"

Lots of woman to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but another john motson quote

seaman comes out the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre putting that where ? me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after yourselves - and each other Jerry Springer

Never regret the things you've done, rather the things you haven't done.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

lol....don't knock masturbation - after all it's sex with someone you love..Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of all forign tourists come from abroad

del boy to rodney

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I can resist everything except temptation...Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was your wife i would posion that drink if you were my wife i would drink it (not sure who said it think it was churchill and no not the dog)

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise" Sophocles, Oedipus the King

"When you realise you have enough, then you are truly rich" Loa Tze, Doadejing

two of my favs

plus

"you shoot me in a dream and you better wake up and apologise" mr white to mr blonde, Reservoir Dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we can stay up.........alan shearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to stop putting things off...starting tomorrow

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. Murray Walker

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Austrailian fast bowler Glen McGrath to the rotund Eddie Brandes of Zimbawe while he strolled to the crease

" hey Eddie why are you such a fat bastard"

"cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit" he replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Do you want a smack?? ....my mum when I was growing up

Err if ive got a choice then no.....me just before I got a smack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who walk round with hands in pockets feel cocky all day - Confuscious

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

An improper mind is a perpetual feast

Logan Persall Smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all u need is love the beatles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops - sorry! didn't quite catch that in time! ... me, 18 months ago to Siren hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If women were meant to play football, God would of put their tits somewhere else"

Gordon Sinclair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If women were meant to play football, God would of put their tits somewhere else"

Gordon Sinclair"

Sounds like a very clever man, can't find much at fault with his philosophy there hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snooker - he's just about to pot the pink - and for those of you watching in black and white, that's the one above the blue. - snooker commentator, can't remember his name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago

leicester

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened.... Happiness never decreases by being shared xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I know a little bit about a lot , but not a lot about much " me 2007

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

we are all in the gutter its just that some of us are looking up at the stars .

oscar w

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Your D*unk !!...Yes madam and your ugly ...but in the morning i will be sober.

If you were my husband i would poison you ...Madam if were your husband i would take it .

Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of choclits - you never know what you're gonna get - Forest Gump

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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago

leicester

This is my riffle, this is my gun... one is for shooting, one is for fun.

Full Metal Jacket (edited to make more sense without the visuals)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you put me up for the night?" - Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your D*unk !!...Yes madam and your ugly ...but in the morning i will be sober.

If you were my husband i would poison you ...Madam if were your husband i would take it .

Winston Churchill

nice 1 pleasure we knew it was something along them lines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate the fact i have no bum.....cheryl cole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mention ages please or the thread will be closed" - honeypotcouple, five minutes ago lmao

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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago

leicester

""Can you put me up for the night?" - Jesus"

Stop me if you have heard this one; jesus crist walks into an hotel and hands the inn keeper 3 nails, and says; Will you put me up for the nigh... Brandon Lee (film; The Crow)

no offence it's just a joke (quote) Peace xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you put me up for the night?" - Jesus

Stop me if you have heard this one; jesus crist walks into an hotel and hands the inn keeper 3 nails, and says; Will you put me up for the nigh... Brandon Lee (film; The Crow)

no offence it's just a joke (quote) Peace xx"

u should of seen him in the morning trying to catch his keys lol

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"The american dream, is only called that as it only happens in your sleep"

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"The fact that my arse blends all the way up my back, is why i'm such a great wrestler, it helps me land safely" Mic Fowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she once thought she was wrong but was mistaken

a mans place is in the wrong

quote from gemma from firm sitters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to all vanillas

dont critisise what you dont understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky in the morning, your curtains are on fire - I can't remember where I first heard that actually!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Born free till some bugger caught me" fletch from porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus is coming ... quick - look busy!"

[tattoo on a character's lower back in the movie'Johnny English']

"I came into this world with nothing and have managed to hang on to most of it"

[unknown]

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Life is a sexually transmitted disease

(graffiti)

Sex kills.....I wanna die!

(graffiti)

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Do you want some more of the same? - My mum after having given me a slap

Would a kick in the ass or a punch in the teeth be out of the question? - My reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think this one really counts as a quote but it is a line I will never forget.

After coming back home from a day out working with my dad my mum was waiting to have a "talk". She had decided to chage the sheets on my bed while I was out and discovered a couple of porn mags under the matress. After getting a telling off from my mum she turned to my dad and said "are you not going to say anything about it?" to which my dead ole dad came back with the best reply I had ever heard "I would have been more worried if they hadnt been there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came into this world with nothing and have managed to hang on to most of it"

[unknown]"

Think this a lyric from a Seasick Steve song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make someone a priority who only makes you an option ...... can't remember who lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can love all the people some of the time

you can love some people all of the time

but you cant love all the people all of the time

bob dylan

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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago

leicester

Hunter S. Thompson (I always advertise this genious of literature, but some of his quotes are just not apprpreate to send in the public domain lol)

'Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I came into this world with nothing and have managed to hang on to most of it"

[unknown]"

Think this a lyric from a Seasick Steve song"

Thank you

Never knew where that came from but just love it

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