FabSwingers.com forum: Best newspaper headlines

By *lentyoffun40 OP Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Not bought a tabloid newspaper for years but remember some genius headlines

What's your favourite or funniest headline ?

Mine was from the day when Fred the butcher ( Ashleys dad ) in coronation street was stabbed in real life

Headline next days sun

"Help , I've been stabbed . I say I've been stabbed "

Quality !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was when Inverness Calidonian thistle beat Celtic. The headline was.

Super cali go ballistic Celtic are atrocious

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By *lentyoffun40 OP Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Haha good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This mornings of man city o Chelsea 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up Yours Delors, with a big 2 fingered salute, classic

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"Freddie Starr Bummed My Hamster"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite was when Inverness Calidonian thistle beat Celtic. The headline was.

Super cali go ballistic Celtic are atrocious "

That's the one that sticks in my mind to!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

5-1

When England beat Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5-1

When England beat Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the eve of the general election when Kinnock looked odds on to win the Sun front page had something like "will the last person leaving the country turn the lights off" - arguably saw Major win and the reat is history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'One-armed man applauds kindness of strangers'

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Richard Gere shat my gerbil ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read in an Irish paper on holiday 'Cork man drowns'.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cambridge Evening News

"Dead Bodies Found in Cemetary"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

george michael tabloid headline ..zip me up before you go go! after being caught in public loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best are daily sport an sunday sport back in 80s so good still buy them now off ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily. Sport. London. bus (red double decker) 1's. Was found on the moon. LMAO. Those were the kind of headlines that were daily on that newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird but total funny an with cute gals with boobs a classified section of escorts an massage parlors

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By *ebanissaCouple
over a year ago

southend

Man held over fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely those of a medium age will remember "Gotcha!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily Mail

"Diana alive and well hours before death"

No shit Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Dolphin eats horse'

Written by a local journalist during the horse meat scandal whose surname is Dolphin.

They actually had complaints that the headline was misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Loughborough echo comes out once a week but is still full of dumb headlines, "sheep found in field" lol this was on a graham nortan show once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it was the sport with this classic.

My fella went down on me and found next doors missing kitten.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Daily sport

Two headed Santa eats reindeer

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