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"This reminds me of when I was in a club a bit back. This girl was having a great time with her husband, but had a bad case of Fanny Farts. All I could picture was that scene from Blazing Saddles..... "oh mine was worse than that (am i really posting this do i have no shame) was out one night with hubby and we decided as it was a rather warm night we would make good use of a nearby picnic bench, hubby layed me back opened my legs and headed into my chuff face first, as his tongue touched my clit i let rip and oh no not a fanny fart, his face was one of horror, i stifled a giggle appologised and he headed back to where he had been before but as he did the giggle stopped being stiffled it became a howl of laughter which in turn became the loudest fart you have ever heard, the poor guy had the most horrified look on his face ever which just made me laugh even harder and fart even louder seriously the funniest thing ever to me poor guy  | |||
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"This reminds me of when I was in a club a bit back. This girl was having a great time with her husband, but had a bad case of Fanny Farts. All I could picture was that scene from Blazing Saddles.....
oh mine was worse than that (am i really posting this do i have no shame)
was out one night with hubby and we decided as it was a rather warm night we would make good use of a nearby picnic bench, hubby layed me back opened my legs and headed into my chuff face first, as his tongue touched my clit i let rip and oh no not a fanny fart, his face was one of horror, i stifled a giggle appologised and he headed back to where he had been before but as he did the giggle stopped being stiffled it became a howl of laughter which in turn became the loudest fart you have ever heard, the poor guy had the most horrified look on his face ever which just made me laugh even harder and fart even louder
seriously the funniest thing ever to me poor guy "For a moment I thought you had followed through | |||
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"This reminds me of when I was in a club a bit back. This girl was having a great time with her husband, but had a bad case of Fanny Farts. All I could picture was that scene from Blazing Saddles.....
oh mine was worse than that (am i really posting this do i have no shame)
was out one night with hubby and we decided as it was a rather warm night we would make good use of a nearby picnic bench, hubby layed me back opened my legs and headed into my chuff face first, as his tongue touched my clit i let rip and oh no not a fanny fart, his face was one of horror, i stifled a giggle appologised and he headed back to where he had been before but as he did the giggle stopped being stiffled it became a howl of laughter which in turn became the loudest fart you have ever heard, the poor guy had the most horrified look on his face ever which just made me laugh even harder and fart even louder
seriously the funniest thing ever to me poor guy
For a moment I thought you had followed through "oh don't i think divorce might of been on the cards if i had but i think i would of died laughing i have no idea why but the more horrified hubby gets about my fart humour at times the funnier i find it i swear somewhere inside my mind i have the mind of an 8 yr old boy when it comes to stuff like that lol | |||
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" For a moment I thought you had followed through
oh don't i think divorce might of been on the cards if i had but i think i would of died laughing
i have no idea why but the more horrified hubby gets about my fart humour at times the funnier i find it i swear somewhere inside my mind i have the mind of an 8 yr old boy when it comes to stuff like that lol"I took a Whoopee cushion to the social on Saturday | |||
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"This reminds me of when I was in a club a bit back. This girl was having a great time with her husband, but had a bad case of Fanny Farts. All I could picture was that scene from Blazing Saddles..... "cracker lol   | |||
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" For a moment I thought you had followed through
oh don't i think divorce might of been on the cards if i had but i think i would of died laughing
i have no idea why but the more horrified hubby gets about my fart humour at times the funnier i find it i swear somewhere inside my mind i have the mind of an 8 yr old boy when it comes to stuff like that lol
I took a Whoopee cushion to the social on Saturday
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