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By *loud ten OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield

Me and my work business partner pass away the time of day thinking up new words to call the most beautiful of gods creations. I was wondering what you lot could come up with!

Bacon hangers

Fuck bucket

Spunk pit are only but a few!

Please don't be offended girls it's only for a bit of fun.

So come on do your worst

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cunt..... I know lots don't like it, but I like the guttural way it sounds.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I use cunt and quim. I hate terms like gash, kebab and now fuck bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is called a foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

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By *loud ten OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield

"Cunt..... I know lots don't like it, but I like the guttural way it sounds.

CUNT always liked it. Has much more of a punch and always makes me cum when a woman screams "fuck my cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff

I am polite

Front bottom

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

My mate calls his mrs gaping nora. How he survives I don't know.

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By *loud ten OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield

"I use cunt and quim. I hate terms like gash, kebab and now fuck bucket.

Hahaha I've got some more you wouldn't like, but want to see what you all come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think pussy is the most harmless! Cunt just sounds vulgar!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

I didn't know that. We must have skipped that when translating the Canterbury Tales at school.

I know of quaint being used to mean unusual and beautiful as well old-fashioned and quirky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

I didn't know that. We must have skipped that when translating the Canterbury Tales at school.

I know of quaint being used to mean unusual and beautiful as well old-fashioned and quirky.

Yes it's in the Wife of Bath if I remember. Something about showing off her quaint at the window

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

An ex used to call hers her kitty which I thought was cute, another simply referred to it as her hole lol, I don't mind the word cunt but can be very offensive to some girls. Xx

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By *loud ten OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield

"An ex used to call hers her kitty which I thought was cute, another simply referred to it as her hole lol, I don't mind the word cunt but can be very offensive to some girls. Xx"

Haha one extreme to the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilma

Fufu

Or Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is called a foo foo

So is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dependant of time and place... It's either...

Pussy

Foo foo or cunt

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's when they call it Harold that I start to worry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is called a foo foo

So is mine

And mine

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fudgina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this made me laugh:

Sausage Wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dependant of time and place... It's either...

Pussy

Foo foo or cunt

And the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this made me laugh:

Sausage Wallet

You been on the slang thesaurus too?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

axe wound

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"axe wound"
new someone would come up with this

for me

flange

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

My ex was French and she called it her 'Chatte'. We lived in England so I never rally learnt French but I got used to using that word. I still use that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/14 16:57:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Beef curtains

Under carriage

Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch

Wizards sleeve

Flappy gappy

But for justine likes skinny mini

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Anyone read the viz profanisaurus? There's loads in there, fucking pissed myself lol. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandango

Poker Pouch

Slit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this made me laugh:

Sausage Wallet

You been on the slang thesaurus too?

Funnily enough we were having this discussion at work last week & my colleague found a huge list on UD.....!!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Gizzards.

Spunk Dump.

And a friend of ours came up with...

Stench Trench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this made me laugh:

Sausage Wallet

You been on the slang thesaurus too?

Funnily enough we were having this discussion at work last week & my colleague found a huge list on UD.....!!"

Probably a similar list. So what is yours called?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Man trap

Hairy love pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i hide my cock in between my thighs. I call it a mangina.

...does that count? I should take a pic actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry cup

Flue

Gash

Hairy pie

My boss (aka cunt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch,

Twat.

Not words I would use but heard them plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this made me laugh:

Sausage Wallet

You been on the slang thesaurus too?

Funnily enough we were having this discussion at work last week & my colleague found a huge list on UD.....!!

Probably a similar list. So what is yours called?

Depends on the time & place lol!

at this precise moment in time probably fanny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard one called a "cookie" before.

I think if I heard "fuck my cookie/quaint/Foo foo" in a porno, I'd probably have to rewind to make sure I heard it right.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Boring as it may sound....VAGINA

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Spam purse

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Furry cup

Clout

Clunge

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Fairy muff twat to name a few

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think I m going to refer to them as bieber's

No not because the ladies say just in,

cos hes a right tw*t

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Brigg

Yawning monkey, i'm surprised nobody had said it yet. Also Rat and badger. I had others but they've been covered already. I got a telling off for saying clunge lol. Normally it's just pussy though

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Cat with a split head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows it's called a FooFee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizard's sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoff Trough.......

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Im surprised no one has mentioned a good old fashion Fanny......lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Welly top.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

My boss (aka cunt)"

lol

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Lady garden

Sugar puff

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"Wizard's sleeve"

I laughed so hard when I first heard this description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate's got a ginger growler

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Hairy Chalice

Growler

Clam

Cock Socket

Vajayjay

Fur burger (always made me chuckle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Twinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always called mine my 'lady bits'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler if it's hairy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Robert Mugabe...... that's the name of a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was small it was min

Now I am big it cunt

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

Ha ha - interesting thread. Listen to the Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson song "You Can't Say Cunt in Canada". Its hilarious and there are laods on there. You'll find it on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minky moo

Stinky minky

Cat flap

Mcflap

Glory hole

Bottomless pit

Pussssaaaaaayyyyyy

I am a stickler for cunt tho

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have read man cave before.

I quite like tuppence if being coy and less forthright than I am normally.

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I have read man cave before.

I quite like tuppence if being coy and less forthright than I am normally.

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lol, tuppence, I knew I'd forgotten a good one! Kitty is still my fav though. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furtch

tuppence

minge

Pussy (of course)

Flange

foo

faff

blit

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Gutted wombat ...... poker poakit .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge makes me cringe

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Muff

I am polite

Front bottom"

and we bet its a lovely front bottom xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

I didn't know that. We must have skipped that when translating the Canterbury Tales at school.

I know of quaint being used to mean unusual and beautiful as well old-fashioned and quirky.

Yes it's in the Wife of Bath if I remember. Something about showing off her quaint at the window

I think its queynt. It was used quite widely even in recipe books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard someone once describe one as

" looking like a yawning donkey "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

I didn't know that. We must have skipped that when translating the Canterbury Tales at school.

I know of quaint being used to mean unusual and beautiful as well old-fashioned and quirky.

Yes it's in the Wife of Bath if I remember. Something about showing off her quaint at the window

I think its queynt. It was used quite widely even in recipe books."

Would that have been in the sense of skillful?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Quaint is the old English, Chaucerian term for it. Funny how the meaning of words changes

I didn't know that. We must have skipped that when translating the Canterbury Tales at school.

I know of quaint being used to mean unusual and beautiful as well old-fashioned and quirky.

Yes it's in the Wife of Bath if I remember. Something about showing off her quaint at the window

I think its queynt. It was used quite widely even in recipe books.

Would that have been in the sense of skillful?

I have heard a recipe that called for the queynt of a rabbit with the q pronounced c. However I'm no modern day language expert let alone Chaucerian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack n Danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded Clam, Fur Burger, Hair Pie, Coochie, Snatch

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Me and my work business partner pass away the time of day thinking up new words to call the most beautiful of gods creations. I was wondering what you lot could come up with!

Bacon hangers

Fuck bucket

Spunk pit are only but a few!

Please don't be offended girls it's only for a bit of fun.

So come on do your worst

sausage pocket

aunt mary

axe wound

bald man in a boat

bear trappers hat

bikini burger

blart

bliff

box

haddock pastie

fadge

lab kebab

vertical bacon sandwich

furry bicycle stand

gammon flaps

gash

hairy cheque book

hairy cup

hairy doughnut

Velcro triangle

honey pot

lettuce

monkey

mott

spadgeraus

salmon canyon.

slit

spasm chasm

stench trench

yak

and yes, I do read Viz

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little man in the boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me your secret smile

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Cunt..... I know lots don't like it, but I like the guttural way it sounds.

My thought exactly - like 'fuck' it seems 'right'.

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