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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? '

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By *ustmaybeMan
over a year ago

Northwood

Oohh, you could be honest and say 30 mins ago!

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By *rumCoupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "

Didn't Jimmy Carr stumble on two fuck buddies in a recording ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The scenario sounds like a perfect date with Ryan.

The answer would be, since half past two.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That's true and squirmily funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The scenario sounds like a perfect date with Ryan.

The answer would be, since half past two.

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It wasn't Ryan although he did get a pic of the burger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've just met and wanted to go somewhere quiet so thought we'd come to one of your gigs.

By the way, you painted the scene very well. Kudos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've just met and wanted to go somewhere quiet so thought we'd come to one of your gigs.

By the way, you painted the scene very well. Kudos."

Thanks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "
I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met."

Funny you should say that!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met.

Funny you should say that! "
HAHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "
I think I would look at him l, look back at the guy who asked and say since (whatever time we met) laugh and walk off... Quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide be tempted to say we'd only just met

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If in glam mode, I'd say, 'about 5 minutes ago, honeybum and would you mind getting on with the show as I've got another I'm seeing in 55 minutes.'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

30 mins and hurry the fuck up as you stand between me and a good fingering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have said when he fabbed my ass pic and sent a friend's request lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If in glam mode, I'd say, 'about 5 minutes ago, honeybum and would you mind getting on with the show as I've got another I'm seeing in 55 minutes.' "

I wish had that quick humour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"30 mins and hurry the fuck up as you stand between me and a good fingering. "

Lol View! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs "

Trust you!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you! "

Surprised he noticed you under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about I'll let you know in five minutes and then gaze into the eyes of your companion ....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh, we're not 'together'. I'm just boinking him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest and reply in the line of "only just met...".

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

The comedian at my theatre asked me on Friday if my gentleman friend snored...I responded that I hadn't a clue and would let him know the next day...I did, and he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you!

Surprised he noticed you under the table "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"About 20 minutes. I won him on eBay and have just collected him."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you!

Surprised he noticed you under the table

"

Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you!

Surprised he noticed you under the table

Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him

talking to us! "

Pahaa

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you!

Surprised he noticed you under the table

Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us! "

Your burger you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs

Trust you!

Surprised he noticed you under the table

Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us!

Your burger you mean "

Gentleman's relish

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