FabSwingers.com forum: Do all men leave skid marks on their pants ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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or have some learned to wipe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try having a pretty hairy ring piece.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Try having a pretty hairy ring piece. "

Don't make me sorry I asked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty pants = clean botty !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint pants just there to mop up the bits you missed with bog roll?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Dirty pants = clean botty !

Stupid me. Knew there'd be a logical reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?"
think its just the same as the green gusset brigade with womens knickers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Aint pants just there to mop up the bits you missed with bog roll?"

What's bidet for ?

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Haven't had a skid mark since I was a kid, to be fair I've got one if the tightest skinniest asses you've ever seen lol, just keep wiping till you hit ace card you'll be fine lol. Xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"or have some learned to wipe it?think its just the same as the green gusset brigade with womens knickers.

boke ! Green ? GREEN ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?"

no as i use toilet paper to wipe one bottom and then wash my bottom in the bidet after producing a number two

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"or have some learned to wipe it?

no as i use toilet paper to wipe one bottom and then wash my bottom in the bidet after producing a number two"

How many bottoms have you got ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross - and in the toilet.

My ex was the best at this - made me bork!!!

I don't mind gagging but not this sort!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Wet wipes. "

Good for disks too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet wipes.

Good for disks too!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aint pants just there to mop up the bits you missed with bog roll?

What's bidet for ?"

To jet wash blue waffle and dried thrush of of skanky minges

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm on my 2nd rotation at the moment, so I'm sporting an outside front skid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will put off having my lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some rich people on here.Us poor peasants cant afford "bidets"in our one bedroomed council flats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plus there is no room to instal one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons.

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oocha, bit harsh, not had many bad vaginas, most ladies keep a nice clean kitty and bum, obviously sometimes fresher than others but everyone has to pee and poop, only had one over the years I would say was repulsive but not from here, any meet you should be shower fresh, man or woman. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few in my time

One ex was a right dirty fecker yuk. Hell toddlers are cleaner than some!! Legit wiping guys - get baby wipes and don't leave the toilet until your wiping clear.

I'm glad we've had this chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to order the chocolate log fudge cake with all the trimming!....epic fail!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to stop reading this now

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Gaaaaaadzzzz!!!! Love licking a girls bum but never been over seasoned or chocolate sprinkles, double gaaaadddzzz!!! Lol. Xxx

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

This IS a car crash thread.

One that you're compelled to look at but will spend months in therapy or single for

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Someone kill this thread immediately!!! Hahaha. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the ones who don't live with there moms anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaaaaaadzzzz!!!! Love licking a girls bum but never been over seasoned or chocolate sprinkles, double gaaaadddzzz!!! Lol. Xxx"

Maybe a light dusting of cocoa powder like they do in Costa Coffee would be better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This IS a car crash thread.

One that you're compelled to look at but will spend months in therapy or single for

You're right but it's very funny

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nothing worse than having to chisel crusty lumps of sweet corn off your keks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons.

I've seen my dog wipe his arse on my dads new carpet once. I've never witnessed a cat do the same thing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all the years I have been washing Luke's boxers, I have never once seen a skid mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This falls under the category of- why did I open this post?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wet wipes. "

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich "

Well this is one way for the diet to stop me eating lunch and dinner today !!! OMG

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Baby wipes are great, but the shit takes some washing out their lil wool cardigans

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Baby wipes are great, but the shit takes some washing out their lil wool cardigans

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Uhmmmmmm well I didn't expect anyone to answer!

It was in to counter the Do all women fart thread!

Look.

I'm NEW here.....

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You don't need a bidet. Use the was hand basin.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Funnily enough I believe it's diet related.

We eat shite these days. Processed food... artificial shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby wipes are great, but the shit takes some washing out their lil wool cardigans

Pmsl luv it

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"or have some learned to wipe it?"

nope i go commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they have a hairy arse klinkers can hang around for days if they dont wash,then they become klinkernuts,by them the smell has dispersed,so they leave them for the maggots to finish them off,then voila,a clean arse.what is called the human cycle.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

I wipe thoroughly. Then wipe with a few wet sheets of loo roll, then wipe again with a few dry sheets.

I don't do this all the time, just at home.

As for the "bidet" crowd, I find when in the shower (whilst in squat position) soap thoroughly, then shower it off, clean as a whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?think its just the same as the green gusset brigade with womens knickers.

HAHA SO TRUE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all the years I have been washing Luke's boxers, I have never once seen a skid mark

Maybe he just throws the shitty ones away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?think its just the same as the green gusset brigade with womens knickers.

boke ! Green ? GREEN ?"
Pish stains,

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The point when we started wearing clothes.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

most animals can lick their own arses, we can't so we had to invent rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why you wear black boxers.

...and ewwww!! People need to start using water!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?"
I hope they have learned to wipe! Then go over with a wet wipe!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

why did your mum always say to wear clean pants in case you got hit by a bus? FFS if you see a double Decker coming at you, your'e gonna shit em anyway!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"In all the years I have been washing Luke's boxers, I have never once seen a skid mark

Maybe he just throws the shitty ones away?

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....check out the sheets at his side

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I've seen my dog wipe his arse on my dads new carpet once. I've never witnessed a cat do the same thing though.

funny you saying that

my cat did that this morning

I thought something was wrong till .... fell on the floor!! anyone want a cat/? lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"In all the years I have been washing Luke's boxers, I have never once seen a skid mark

Maybe he just throws the shitty ones away?

....check out the sheets at his side

funny you should say that too!!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

..is it true some priests have skids but at the front and its not their shit,?..and they use this as a badge of honour.??..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but it can get some stains late night as I do the business (wanking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet wipes.

Good for disks too!"

Did you mean dicks?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Ooh this is still running

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Need a throwing up emoticon

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Does not work !! Just tried wiping me ass with the rabbit .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uhmmmmmm well I didn't expect anyone to answer!

It was in to counter the Do all women fart thread!

Look.

I'm NEW here.....

Hello and welcome to the forums.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Does not work !! Just tried wiping me ass with the rabbit . "

A rampant rabbit?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

***************

Thankfully we dont lick our bums after a dump like animals do either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In days of olde when knights were bold

And paper wasn't invented

We wiped our ass on broken glass

And walked away contented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am exsaperated. A forum on skid marks what next piss stains on the front hang on probally both lol.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

anyone remember the newspapers cut up and put in the bog or izal toilet rolls that stuff was evil

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"anyone remember the newspapers cut up and put in the bog or izal toilet rolls that stuff was evil "
is izal the stuff from primary school? Just made a worse mess! Lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or have some learned to wipe it?"

If you have to ask it must be you are only attracting the sort of guys who don't why not try putting more into attracting the sort of guys who value personal hygiene and keep themselves and their clothes clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rich people on here.Us poor peasants cant afford "bidets"in our one bedroomed council flats."

yes i have a toilet in each wing of the house dont you know what what

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

"or have some learned to wipe it?"

Is this an alternative line to 'does you're chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich "

Omfg

lol I'm think I just threw up in my mouth a bit!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bidet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the op's real name Incontinentia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why you wear black boxers.

...and ewwww!! People need to start using water!!

I clean with water and soap everytime I go to the loo. Fresh clean but at all times. Its just hygenic. Wiping with toilet paper alone is not cleaning in my dictionary unless I have no choice. I don't have a bidet for that but .... There are special small plastic containers for that purpose. Asians have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo no he never leaves skids yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This IS a car crash thread.

One that you're compelled to look at but will spend months in therapy or single for

Car crash... Skid marks... How apt...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or have some learned to wipe it?

Thanks. Is it wrong of me to wash their undies after sex ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is the op's real name Incontinentia?

Who leaked that ?

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Far too much detail... Next thread please...

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