FabSwingers.com forum: Mankini

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would a mankini look good on one of those gentlemen who front the covers of Men's Health magazine?

Personally, I do not believe it would look good on anyone.

However, Matt did look kind of cute in one at the Barnsley Social last weekend!

And peeps enjoyed pinging him for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Mankinis are only good for doing bungee wedgies with..........nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they're a great laugh. My Hubby has one. Took a sneaky photo of him in it once..... wonder if he'd have more luck if he stuck it on his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate is wearing one on his forthcoming stag do. He said he's not wearing it, thats the worse thing he said

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would a mankini look good on one of those gentlemen who front the covers of Men's Health magazine?

Personally, I do not believe it would look good on anyone.

However, Matt did look kind of cute in one at the Barnsley Social last weekend!

And peeps enjoyed pinging him for sure!

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i enjoyed pinging!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had to look it up, a Borat Thong, lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol"

well i hope that you have it to Matt as a keepsake or put it on a boil wash - definately not a costume for sharing hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol"

Kev is chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I forgot.... At my mates joint hen and stag night last year, I dared the Groom to be to wear one. He said that he would if I did. So I did

over my clothes of course

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol

Kev is chicken!

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SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH he might actually do it!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol

Kev is chicken!

Hmmm... Chicken Kiev

Sorry my mind wandered there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funny thing is, it was actually my mum that bought kev the mankini for christmas

He refused to wear it lol

Kev is chicken!

Hmmm... Chicken Kiev

Sorry my mind wandered there!

All i can think of is Borat here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x "
he did shona i pinged him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you ping him a little bit or loads??

Ohh never mind I know you pinged him loooooaaaaaadddddds didnt you??

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Did you ping him a little bit or loads??

Ohh never mind I know you pinged him loooooaaaaaadddddds didnt you??

Shona

x x x "
actually i only pinged him once, honest!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It did show off his nice botty though!

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

"I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x "

oh yes believe us he did i was in tears i was laughing that much lol. He had said on the forum that he would wear anything that anyone brought for him and he kept his word. I know photos were taken am not sure where they are going to be put tho. cant wait to see em xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x

It looked Soooooooooooooo painful !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fair I wanna see a bum hanging out the thongy bit so I can have a laugh

Now tell me more about the pinging was he all red and sore looking by the end of the night??

Shona

x x x

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

"I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x

It looked Soooooooooooooo painful !

he said it was and he had a bit of a red bum by time everyone had had a ping lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wanna see pictorial evidence of said man in said mankini cos I dont believe he wore it . . . . did he??

Shona

x x x

It looked Soooooooooooooo painful !

he said it was and he had a bit of a red bum by time everyone had had a ping lol x"
awwwwwwwwww bless well it was pretty hard to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you so wanted me in it fem but we know ya wouldnt be able to resist if i did pmsl

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you so wanted me in it fem but we know ya wouldnt be able to resist if i did pmsl

You going to wear it Kev? Looks like a bit of bum flossing as matt walked to me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"you so wanted me in it fem but we know ya wouldnt be able to resist if i did pmsl

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well there is one place i would like it on ya kev.........round ya neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you so wanted me in it fem but we know ya wouldnt be able to resist if i did pmsl

well there is one place i would like it on ya kev.........round ya neck

Fem i just spit coffee all over the screen as i read that! Thanks lol

kat x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"you so wanted me in it fem but we know ya wouldnt be able to resist if i did pmsl

well there is one place i would like it on ya kev.........round ya neck

Fem i just spit coffee all over the screen as i read that! Thanks lol

kat x x "
he knows i love him to death really lol

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

let no one say i aint as good as me word. hope everyone had as good a laugh seeing me in it as i had wearing it. just sorry i couldnt fill it as good as you could have kev.

although gotta say best thing was a sertain twighlight kiss.. sorry full on toung down me throat.

all i can say is how the hell am i ment to top that one???????

anyone for a nudest theme next time?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"let no one say i aint as good as me word. hope everyone had as good a laugh seeing me in it as i had wearing it. just sorry i couldnt fill it as good as you could have kev.

although gotta say best thing was a sertain twighlight kiss.. sorry full on toung down me throat.

all i can say is how the hell am i ment to top that one???????

anyone for a nudest theme next time?"

Well your a braver man than me! It looked as tight as a cheese wire!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well id like to say it suited you matt, but thats so wrong isnt it???? lol

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

"let no one say i aint as good as me word. hope everyone had as good a laugh seeing me in it as i had wearing it. just sorry i couldnt fill it as good as you could have kev.

although gotta say best thing was a sertain twighlight kiss.. sorry full on toung down me throat.

all i can say is how the hell am i ment to top that one???????

anyone for a nudest theme next time?

Well your a braver man than me! It looked as tight as a cheese wire!! "

mate i didnt have enough to start with let alone cutting it in half. just glad it all got kissed better after. on and by julie half way through night

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

"well id like to say it suited you matt, but thats so wrong isnt it???? lol

come on u know it.

u think am sexy

u want to hold me

u want to spank me

u want my body.

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"well id like to say it suited you matt, but thats so wrong isnt it???? lol

come on u know it.

u think am sexy

u want to hold me

u want to spank me

u want my body.

lol"
spanking ? oooooooooooh go on then

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vetts

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i take mine on holiday all the time its my party trick when iv had to much drink strip off and dance about gets a good bit of 'crack' going.

another party trick stip off put balls and cock between my legs and act like a lady

if you have seen that happen and not find it funny im sorry but your very sad lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vetts"
pictures? where? who? why havent i seen em? lol

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By *attnvettCouple
over a year ago

wakefield/ pontefract

"oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vettspictures? where? who? why havent i seen em? lol

sorry that was a typo. there are no pics

its just a dirty rumour.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vettspictures? where? who? why havent i seen em? lol

sorry that was a typo. there are no pics

its just a dirty rumour."
thou doth protest too much!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vettspictures? where? who? why havent i seen em? lol

sorry that was a typo. there are no pics

its just a dirty rumour.thou doth protest too much!!!

Hell if i had worn it there would DEFIANTLY been NO pictures!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh and boss man and lady. u know u should realy get permission before putting any said pics up on any site.

and i dont mean just getting vettspictures? where? who? why havent i seen em? lol

sorry that was a typo. there are no pics

its just a dirty rumour.thou doth protest too much!!!

Hell if i had worn it there would DEFIANTLY been NO pictures!!

"
you carry on thinking that

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