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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing "

I dont know about the itching implant - i have been on the pill for a few years but you are naughty... making us think you are talking boobies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing "

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine itched too thanks to a huge bruise, it stopped after a couple of weeks - oh and no reduced sex drive either! lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive "

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

im readywhen we starting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it "

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm "

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it "

Bend over and i will show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Bend over and i will show you

"

hell, i am answered ONE phone call briefly.. and miss the best part of the thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local allergic reaction to the implant?

The pharmacological effects of the hormones could take up to 3 months before they are stablised, so watch out peeps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off "

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Bend over and i will show you

"

have assumed said position...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!! "

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Bend over and i will show you

have assumed said position..........."

Brace your self girl

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!! "

i didnt miss the seat it was just lower than i expected!!! i am dignified i'll have you know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you! "

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God I'm sterilised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x "

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top? "

Prefer doggy so I can keep eating me kebab...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top? "

El nino...can i film this pretty please?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top?

Prefer doggy so I can keep eating me kebab... "

Ok, can I rest mine on your back?

Sure thing femme, can you hold out a few trays of chips too please? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top?

Prefer doggy so I can keep eating me kebab...

Ok, can I rest mine on your back?

Sure thing femme, can you hold out a few trays of chips too please? lol "

as long as it doesnt mess with my mastershot il do whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top?

Prefer doggy so I can keep eating me kebab...

Ok, can I rest mine on your back?

Sure thing femme, can you hold out a few trays of chips too please? lol as long as it doesnt mess with my mastershot il do whatever you want "

Oooo, did you hear that snoggy?

Seems we may be able to get her to nip out and buy us some more once we've munched round one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha fooled all you horny guys - not a thread abut fake boobies

had the contraceptive implant put in last week and its itching like hell now - is this normal????

also - i read it may reduce sex drive however have been hornier than a horny thing this past week - not that i am complaing

Well if you need help pipping up your sex drive

dont really know what pipping up means but what the hell lets do it

Prob the same as a pipping hot kebab ...Mmmmmmmmmmm

which....incidently...you still owe me cos you buggered off

Ha Ha Ha Still got that image of you with your legs in the air when the Taxi pulled away quick from the hotel and you missed the seat...Very dignified...pmsl....

Will get you one next time ...Honest!!!

What with all this talk of hot kebabs, and you in a skirt, I think I'm starting to fancy you!

Im all yours bigboy...Mwah x

You'll have to keep the hair, give me something to pull on... or do you prefer to be on top?

Prefer doggy so I can keep eating me kebab...

Ok, can I rest mine on your back?

Sure thing femme, can you hold out a few trays of chips too please? lol as long as it doesnt mess with my mastershot il do whatever you want

Oooo, did you hear that snoggy?

Seems we may be able to get her to nip out and buy us some more once we've munched round one! "

Extra Chilli sauce for me...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

God help us

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