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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been hesitating to post this but then I thought no better place then fab to ask lol.

Do you guys keep the rim area smooth for meets? If so how do you manage that? I am not a hairy man by nature but I have been surprised once by being rimmed and I have a potential meet with a girl who likes rimming her man.

I've been thinking of shaving but I am not sure thats a good idea for tow reasons.

1- I can't see what I'll be doing/awkward place to shave.

2- Shaving makes the hair grow stronger and thicker.

Is there any product you can use i.e. cream or similar without riscking to put my arse on fire? Lol .

Ladies thoughts are welcome too.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

magic powder is supposed to be good,get it on ebay,not sure if it is ok for your bum though

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Yes.

I use nair sensitive, its not as harsh as veet but dont leave it on too long or it will burn and leave a nasty red rash!

Also a fresh disposable razor is a good option for keeping the fluff at bay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some Veet hair removal cream for men as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some Veet hair removal cream for men as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."

Just saw this on someone's profile on Facebook . Very funny

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By *onniebearMan
over a year ago

Dayton

I use a disposable razor, with soap while showering. I blindly shave, but VERY GENTLY. Can't get it perfect, but good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no. I leave it as is. Cling-ons and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carefully placed mirror and a electric beard trimmer to beat back the thick of it. Then whip out the shaving foam and carefully shave the stuble, takes time but it's effective.

Same method can be used with creams, thick off with trimmer then cream the stubble bits. Pay close attention to the instructions on the cream - usually between 5-7 mins then wipe off. I suggest remaing stationary for this time with bum cheek spread - hands or carful ly place one cheek on side of bath and manoeuvre enough to spread..

Failing that - ask this potential meet how they would feel about helping - erotic shaving could be a new trend :p

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By *onniebearMan
over a year ago

Dayton

Down there, I've never had a problem with it growing back stronger or thicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really dislike being rimmed anyway, so it's not a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really dislike being rimmed anyway, so it's not a problem

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I loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg rogerandjessica2!!

Still wiping the tears from face - post of the year so far, - fucking hilarious!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg rogerandjessica2!!

Still wiping the tears from face - post of the year so far, - fucking hilarious!!!

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