FabSwingers.com forum: Lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chat up lines...we have all heard them!

My least favourite was "I would drink your bathwater" which I heard when I was about 18 from a 40 something year old short man in a club. I just wanted to dance my butt off and I thought he was a weird creep!

One of my favourites. on the other hand, was from a hot chappie who proclaimed "I would love to see you in a big smile and a thin layer of sweat!" *melt*

So what have people said to you to try to get you in the sack?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fancy a fuck. Worked at Times too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Fancy a fuck. Worked at Times too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck is a bit poor methinks! But hey, if it works for you, who am I to judge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One classic was do you have your arse insured, very original lol

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I climb the ladder in you stockings is one I've heard a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate bet me £5 to ask out the ugliest woman that walked past. Want to go out for a drink with me?"

Actual true story. Long time ago.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Fancy a fuck is a bit poor methinks! But hey, if it works for you, who am I to judge!

Least it's too the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arse insurance...interesting concept! lol

As for the betting situation...harsh! I'd have probably thrown my drink over him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg made boobs

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Youve not made me breakfast yet, you wont be able to say that tomorrow.

When Ive seen a woman dancing provocatively Ive whispered in their ears "if you move like that in bed youre coming home with me tonight"

Are you a model??

I said to this woman one night "wheres my kiss" she gave me a kiss I slipt my tongue into her mouth. She said "your forward arnt you" I said "if I was forward Id slip one of my condoms into your hand,on its written my number and the words if you want the time of your life ring me and use this"

Make them laugh and be original

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't know, I often totally fail to notice when guys are trying to chat me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With lines like those how could you?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never been chatted up

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

It's another one for the guys 'dammed if we do dammed if we dont' some like chat up lines some don't and we should know right from the off!!!

My charm works better than lines!! That and I lie about having a 9" cock, I tell em it's 6"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I take more notice of a guys body language , it tells you a lot more than what they say.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I find the most reliable ones are:

Do you want to feel my tits?

Will we be shagging in my bed or yours?

I want to fuck your brains out!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

****DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO THROW UP ****

many years ago just generally chatting about women we liked in the office, one guy said

"i'd use her shit for toothpaste"

yuk yuk and double yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"****DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO THROW UP ****

many years ago just generally chatting about women we liked in the office, one guy said

"i'd use her shit for toothpaste"

yuk yuk and double yuk"

Wow! Worse than my bathwater drinker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna come for a ride in my car......didnt mind but he didnt have a car.used mine instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me ....

Had this a time or two here , lol There a lot of real charmers on fab.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Is heaven missing an angel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never used a chat up line, it would make me feel like a proper sleeze.

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" usually has them eating out my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is heaven missing an angel?"

That's a nice one, if a little cheddary!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Who needs lines/words??

I just say do you like the smell of my new aftershave,does it smell like chloroform to you

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

""You don't sweat much for a fat lass" usually has them eating out my hand

Were they that hungry then?

Can't say that one would work on me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone wrote this on here bloody brilliant

I'd drag my balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was

Was your dad a thief? Because I think I bummed him in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy came up to me in a club once & said...

Theres a party in my pants & your the only one who's invited! ...

Cringe or what...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drag my balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie"

I can't remember the origin but that's been going round t'interweb for years.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Some guy came up to me in a club once & said...

Theres a party in my pants & your the only one who's invited! ...

Cringe or what...

I had that one used on me many years ago now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drag my balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie

I can't remember the origin but that's been going round t'interweb for years. "

Ah you see I'm not t'interweb person this is basically the only site I ever come on,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever told you you've got spanner Eyes? Everytime I look in to them my nuts tighten up

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Often girls are out in pairs or even higher numbers and they usualy drag one munter with them.

Approach her and say 'Fancy a dance'?

When she replies 'Yes' say 'Good, fuck off I wanna chat your mate up'.

Obviously this isnt a serious reply to the topic, Ive never said a chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Often girls are out in pairs or even higher numbers and they usualy drag one munter with them.

Approach her and say 'Fancy a dance'?

When she replies 'Yes' say 'Good, fuck off I wanna chat your mate up'.

Obviously this isnt a serious reply to the topic, Ive never said a chat up line."

Pahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite was

Was your dad a thief? Because I think I bummed him in prison"

How is that a chat up line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite was

Was your dad a thief? Because I think I bummed him in prison

How is that a chat up line?

Because there expecting the usual cheesy line and then bam you confuse them which catches them off guard and then you strike like a coiled snake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coiled snake...i'm sure now you say that that i've had someone ask me if I wanted to see his pet snake.

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