FabSwingers.com forum: I NEVER HAVE??????

By *Y MAN n ME OP Couple
over a year ago

FIFE

was watching "THE boat that rocked" the other night, you dirty minded lot... it was about pirate radio, they were playing a game where you complete the sentence...I HAVE NEVER....

SO what have you never done? lets see how many never dones we can get

and as its an adult site lets keep it to swinging and sex shall we???? just for fun

ok I'll kick off with..... I have never done double anal penatration! beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv never had ........a 4 sum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was watching "THE boat that rocked" the other night, you dirty minded lot... it was about pirate radio, they were playing a game where you complete the sentence...I HAVE NEVER....

SO what have you never done? lets see how many never dones we can get

and as its an adult site lets keep it to swinging and sex shall we???? just for fun

ok I'll kick off with..... I have never done double anal penatration! beat that

I have never done my six monks on an altar .. he has been promising me this and I am sure one day he will arrange it (he has the "habit" of doing that..)

until then I am dreaming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had sex in a lift.

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian

I have never been to a swingers club.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I have never done dp

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Never done dp

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I have never done it swinging from a trapeze.........yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never had sex under a waterfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never shagged a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never shagged a witch

I am having a deja vue

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"I've never shagged a witch

unless she cast a forgetful spell on you to trap you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never shagged a witch

I am having a deja vue

Well, get ya witch cossy on, an me an five mates will sort our habits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never shagged a witch

unless she cast a forgetful spell on you to trap you

oo can they do that to ya then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never shagged a witch

I am having a deja vue

Well, get ya witch cossy on, an me an five mates will sort our habits out

what they call it? rat and drainpipe come to mind... oh yesssssssss please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hell why can't I think of something I never have lol

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By *Y MAN n ME OP Couple
over a year ago

FIFE

hey see you can find out so much about people, keep it going

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By *Y MAN n ME OP Couple
over a year ago

FIFE

"Hell why can't I think of something I never have lol"

or are you just to shy to tell????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never faked orgasm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never had sex in an aeroplane

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i have never faked orgasm xx"

good one!!

i have never had mmf

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

I have never done.....

scat

pee

armpit

foot

dogging

mile high

concourse of Meadowhall shopping mall

animal

next door neighbour

granny (I mean really old granny!)

well where does the list stop??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv never had sex with a meet bareback x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hell why can't I think of something I never have lol

or are you just to shy to tell????

Or maybe the one thing I never have but want to is too personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never shagged a munter

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've never had a gangbang with more (or less) than 8 marines

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

sorry whats a munter????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was watching "THE boat that rocked" the other night, you dirty minded lot... it was about pirate radio, they were playing a game where you complete the sentence...I HAVE NEVER....

SO what have you never done? lets see how many never dones we can get

and as its an adult site lets keep it to swinging and sex shall we???? just for fun

ok I'll kick off with..... I have never done double anal penatration! beat that

The Boat that rocks is a great movie if your into the swinging sixtys. Almost as funny as Austin Powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry whats a munter????"

A minger............ugly

We say munter in my neck of the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never shagged a hoatcher because i felt sorry for them lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry whats a munter????"

That is funny cos I just asked my partner that too...

He told me it was a a derogatory term, not really nice one to use?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i have never shagged a hoatcher because i felt sorry for them lol x

whats a hoatcher and why should we feel sorry for them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have never shagged a hoatcher because i felt sorry for them lol x

whats a hoatcher and why should we feel sorry for them??

like a munter but uglier!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have never shagged a hoatcher because i felt sorry for them lol x

whats a hoatcher and why should we feel sorry for them??

A what?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i have never shagged a hoatcher because i felt sorry for them lol x

whats a hoatcher and why should we feel sorry for them??

like a munter but uglier!! xx

oooohhhhh i see

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By *earl_necklacesWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

i have never played with another girl

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

ive never faked an ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could somebody please start a new thread with all the terms like munter etc and clear definition of them so that we all know what we are talking about? I have live din this country for more than a decade and by the sound of it... still need English lessons...

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

I have never licked my own elbow lol try it its impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think some are getting confused with the Scots lingo

I have never shagged an ugly female

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

ive never sucked my own penis lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"ive never faked an ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never faked a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive never sucked my own penis lol"

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given an orgasm, I need to keep practising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some are getting confused with the Scots lingo

I have never shagged an ugly female

I knew what you meant

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"ive never sucked my own penis lol"

thats you on the block list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never played such games

What are they for, and what are we going to do with what we find out?

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

lol im only a couple of inches of though,

keep getting a stiff neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never have put my tongue up my own bum hole...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I never have put my tongue up my own bum hole...

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fibber!!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have never had my kebab off snoggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never rejected the offer of sticking it in the tradesmans entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never have put my tongue up my own bum hole...

fibber!!!!!!

You can really go off some people!!

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

ive never confused a kebab with a womans vagina lips when ive been d*unk lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I have never rejected the offer of sticking it in the tradesmans entrance

as long as the tradesman is ok with it where is the harm?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive never confused a kebab with a womans vagina lips when ive been d*unk lol"

Depends how close you are holding the kebab to her chuff when you are eating it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never rejected the offer of sticking it in the tradesmans entrance

as long as the tradesman is ok with it where is the harm?? lol"

Buy one get one free lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

had a piece of ginger shoved up my bottom

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By *ick_olasMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Never seen girl on girl

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By *ick_olasMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Never seen girl on girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a piece of ginger shoved up my bottom

Mick Hucknell ?

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen girl on girl

you need attend a class !

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

or councelling

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol "
kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or councelling

come to our classes AND have counselling... you will need it after lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"or councelling

come to our classes AND have counselling... you will need it after lol

what classes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol kinky bugger

Fuck me love them eyes!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol kinky bugger

Fuck me love them eyes!!"
why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or councelling

come to our classes AND have counselling... you will need it after lol

what classes??"

the girlie ones... see above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol kinky bugger

Fuck me love them eyes!!why thank you kind sir

They look very naughty

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol kinky bugger

Fuck me love them eyes!!why thank you kind sir

They look very naughty

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they do??? i thought they were green lol

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

That i am a kinky bugger but i can put my tongue to better uses xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That i am a kinky bugger but i can put my tongue to better uses xx

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what you do knees as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wants to know how many people have tried licking their elbow since my post lol kinky bugger

Fuck me love them eyes!!why thank you kind sir

They look very naughty

they do??? i thought they were green lol

They are both!

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

I can Lick whereever you want especailly the knees and upwards lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can Lick whereever you want especailly the knees and upwards lol xx

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well i do have athletes foot that needs seeing to

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

never found a sex toy that can stand regular use that doesn't break within a year

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

i did say upwards unless you put you feet above your head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never found a sex toy that can stand regular use that doesn't break within a year

That is funny... have you had it in CONSTANT use??? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i did say upwards unless you put you feet above your head lol"
spoilsport, i was getting me bunions ready for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i did say upwards unless you put you feet above your head lol spoilsport, i was getting me bunions ready for you lol

Poshspice has bunions. Hard to believe she has enough spare flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"never found a sex toy that can stand regular use that doesn't break within a year

A year is bloody good going for a toy

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By *ic70Man
over a year ago

uttoxeter

i could massage your bunions and then work up massaging th rest of you whilst im at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a pussy on my cock, a pussy on my mouth and two in my hands simultaneously.... and it's my birthday soon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never been with a woman

this is actually a drinking game (played it many times lol) you would say what you have never done and anyone who has done it takes a shot of their drink then its their turn to say what they've never done and so on. fab way to get to know people

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

you mean spin the bottle?

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