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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am eating a chocolate eclair - the events of the weekend have been going round my head, and I am trying to eat the eclair in a ladylike fashion and know I am smirking and not getting it right ... how do you eat yours? ...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Deep and fast before anyone else gets to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pastry fork and a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One raises one's little finger and nibbles delicately from one end... M'dear..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pastry fork and a plate"

bugger I should have remembered the pastry fork ............... there was a plate involved so not totally uncouth

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Tongue deep. Lick or suck out the cream then

Tease the chocolate off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One raises one's little finger and nibbles delicately from one end... M'dear.."

oooooooooooooo I shall try that stance next time when having something that shape in my mouth !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tongue deep. Lick or suck out the cream then

Tease the chocolate off. "

ooooooo and keep a straight face !!!!! - so can't be done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to lick the cream out if I'm not in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the fork

Maybe not.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tongue deep. Lick or suck out the cream then

Tease the chocolate off. "

Yep, get right in there and tongue it. I sometimes try and suck the cream out so it still looks like a full eclair. Do you suck fingers mid eclair or wait till then end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shove it all in sideways

Gob like mine I could do gay for pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to lick the cream out if I'm not in public "

am not in public and so couldn't eat one if I was at the mo .... am laughing at all the replies as well which isn't helping maintain an air of dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm I luvre chocolate eclairs but can't eat them anymore as I'm allergic to cream.

when I did eat them it would be with a pastry fork & really slowly to make it last longer

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bugger.

Now I want a choccy eclair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shove it all in sideways

Gob like mine I could do gay for pay "

it wouldn't fit in my dainty mouth sideways ... it has some girth this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger.

Now I want a choccy eclair.

"

there is a Devonshire Split left it u would like it Oh that sounds so bad now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mmmmm I luvre chocolate eclairs but can't eat them anymore as I'm allergic to cream.

when I did eat them it would be with a pastry fork & really slowly to make it last longer "

there was a custard doughnut ... long one ... but that has been stuffed (not by me!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tongue deep. Lick or suck out the cream then

Tease the chocolate off.

Yep, get right in there and tongue it. I sometimes try and suck the cream out so it still looks like a full eclair. Do you suck fingers mid eclair or wait till then end?"

always at the end, otherwise they get sticky again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pancakes on the 17th

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pancakes on the 17th"

oooooooooooo yessssss - but someone beat you too it ........and took me for pancakes last night ... a stack of four!!!! and he did blame you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pancakes on the 17th

oooooooooooo yessssss - but someone beat you too it ........and took me for pancakes last night ... a stack of four!!!! and he did blame you lol "
I need to copyright my mAterial

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pancakes on the 17th

oooooooooooo yessssss - but someone beat you too it ........and took me for pancakes last night ... a stack of four!!!! and he did blame you lol I need to copyright my mAterial "

haha

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