FabSwingers.com forum: Bog roll

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily Mirror

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Daily Mirror

Very posh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Sun!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont like the really thick quilted ones....cant get a good purchase on the wipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery?

Or do you want a slippery arse?

I'm confused

Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrex quilted.

The lidl aloe Vera one used to be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be too cheap tho

Don't want the dreaded breakthrough

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery?

Or do you want a slippery arse?

I'm confused

Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks

Yes but it splits and you get pooey fingers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Andrex or Wilkinson's soft quilted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sun!

Probably the best use for it

And the mirror

And the star

And...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very "green" and use Nouvelle recycled tissue

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Morrisons own brand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Izal Medicated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Allloe Vera one, think it's Andrex. I'm very particular about what I use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very "green" and use Nouvelle recycled tissue "

Ewwww , recycled toilet paper.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Jesus ......

I've not heard of that brand is it any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very "green" and use Nouvelle recycled tissue "

I'm very green as well. I re-use mine

When I was a kid I was told to use it sparingly so I used to fold it carefully and fold between wipes

Now I'm an adult I like to live dangerously so I pull of a massive reel, wipe once and throw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just whatevers on special.

I feel good about myself when i achieve a clean slate

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones

After too many years working on cold building sites I appreciate the finer things in life where there is no compromise lol

It has to be moist toilet tissue and quilted velvet!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Jesus ......

pretty sure its blasphemous to use the Lord to wipe ya fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently working my way through a bible. Got Katie price books next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use toilet tissue not bog roll.

Normally recycled. Quilted play havoc with the septic tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus ......

I've not heard of that brand is it any good? "

I've heard of it. LIDL Jesus. It's great. If you've had fifteen pints of Stella and a vindaloo it performs miracles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!

Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.

try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I use toilet tissue not bog roll.

Normally recycled. Quilted play havoc with the septic tank "

Well where I come from it's bog roll

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones

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any on offer ! Morrisons 16 fur a £5

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Jesus ......

Does that one come with Scripture printed on it?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

banana leaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Izal Medicated...

you must like the scratchiness of those then

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Izal Medicated...

Is that the tracing paper we used to have at school.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Izal Medicated...

you must like the scratchiness of those then

That and playing Russian roulette with the papercuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet fresh wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Izal Medicated...

Is that the tracing paper we used to have at school.......

Shiny one side, matt on the other...

Great for a comb and paper band...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!

Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.

try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,"

Before or after it been up your arse?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet fresh wipes

Good choice, for sorting out old farts...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,

Before or after it been up your arse?????"

Well you can buy coffee that's come out of a wild cats arse so why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty kitchen roll, Juan Sheet is all it takes

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Tesco value here...got some free wet toilet wipes in the Arndale the other week but not over impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,

Before or after it been up your arse?????

Well you can buy coffee that's come out of a wild cats arse so why not?"

I saw that on the telly. It costs a bloody fortune. I might have a go myself and see if I can sell it on the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrex ~ plain white but every now & then will push the boat & buy the one with puppies on!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Tesco value here...got some free wet toilet wipes in the Arndale the other week but not over impressed"

bleurgh.....hate them moist ones

sometimes have to resort to a wet wipe if i'm caught short and i dont like the feeling

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

I'm glad you qualified that statement Evie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sponge, with the green scourer for difficult one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty kitchen roll, Juan Sheet is all it takes

kitchen roll blocks sewage pipes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!

Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.

try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,"

Aren't bum holes brown enough without risking coffee stains?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

A rabbit and a bear happened to find themselves taking a crap side by side in the woods.

Bear asks the rabbit " does shit stick to your fur"

" no " says the rabbit

Good says the bear and wipes his

arse with the rabbit

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rabbit and a bear happened to find themselves taking a crap side by side in the woods.

Bear asks the rabbit " does shit stick to your fur"

" no " says the rabbit

Good says the bear and wipes his

arse with the rabbit "

Is it better if the rabbit says yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X"

mention your arse area?

does that mean that if they stutter do they get a £5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus ......

I've not heard of that brand is it any good? "

I bet he's impressed!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X

mention your arse area?

does that mean that if they stutter do they get a £5?"
.

ha my mistake mentain*

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over a year ago

"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X"

Does the jet wash not play havoc with your bollox when you bend over? Wow I bet they jiggle a fair bit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I use whatever brand they provide in the bogs on site

Since I've been single, I've never bought any

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By *ife slayerMan
over a year ago

stoke

Indeed !!!! Wtf!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X

Does the jet wash not play havoc with your bollox when you bend over? Wow I bet they jiggle a fair bit

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na i just lie back wi my legs in the air and cup my balls .....and no not with a cup

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I use my next door neighbours bog roll.

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Any paper but that horrible transparent thin stuff used in schools ... ok it was 40 years ago! It wasn't absorbent so it just spread stuff around yuck! Good tracing paper though ... swings and roundabouts eh?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The Sun!

Thought that only shines through your arse

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The Sun!

Thought that only shines through your arse

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On special occasions only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.

x x X

Does the jet wash not play havoc with your bollox when you bend over? Wow I bet they jiggle a fair bit

na i just lie back wi my legs in the air and cup my balls .....and no not with a cup

Do the neighbours not complain?

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By *ife slayerMan
over a year ago

stoke

Why talk bout bog roll ????

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By *ife slayerMan
over a year ago

stoke

Why talk bout bog roll ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones

I mainly defficate at work. I think they call it john wayne the brand, Because if andrex is "soft, its strong it's unbeatably long... !" Then john waynes would have to be... Its rough, its tough, and it takes, no shit, from no one;...."Infant school toilet paper, you used to pinch it and trace pictures with it in art classes

yes!! Greese proof paper, who thought of using that to whipe there arses with. Thought!, SKIDS!. were just that people didnt bother whiping there arses, an it turns out, its because of the paper there using.. Sorry!!! to all those people i offended getting changed for P.E. scared of shiting at school, Worrying about what i may catch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery?

Or do you want a slippery arse?

I'm confused

Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks

Yes but it splits and you get pooey fingers

Its what comes out worrys me, because theres fuck all going between mine other than what ever i choose to whipe it with, Leaf, Sock, Bob cap...No one did stipulate; were you toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

I was once doing a bathroom replacement, having just put the toilet into a skip in the front garden, I had a sudden and very pressing urge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

I was once doing a bathroom replacement, having just put the toilet into a skip in the front garden, I had a sudden and very pressing urge...."

Milk Tray, pressing urge, Anytime, anyplace, anywhere. If you want to charge me with an indecent act, you shouldn't be looking... how rude, pervert!

You gotta go, you gotta go.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrex double quilted... nice soft n strong.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why talk bout bog roll ????"

It's a long story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how long, its been going for. "you can never really be sure when its going to end"," But when it does, i hope one is prepared".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular Andrex white. Doesn't break through or fall apart and is soft enough not to scratch.

should return to the Roman sponge on a stick, would be much greener and environment saving, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adsa brand. Used to use andrex but kids use half a roll at a time. Keep telling em three squares max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfumed bog roll jeeze its for wiping arse not somethingvyou put on before going out.

Whats the world come to to. Go for cheapest it does same job.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why talk bout bog roll ????"

Because we can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scoot on the carpet like my dog!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Why talk bout bog roll ????"

Good point. Maybe there nothing as interesting to talk about in the forums. Maybe instead of being all ????? About it you could redress the balance? Post something more interesting than bog roll

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Are we all 'folders' in here?

Apparently British people fold toilet roll to wipe and North Americans 'scrunch'. Our cultures are so close yet so far.

*stares wistfully out of window*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

Bloody jinxed myself!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Jesus ......

I've not heard of that brand is it any good? "

yes you just pray your finger not stinky lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

Bloody jinxed myself!!!

You have run out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

Bloody jinxed myself!!!

You have run out?

Yep. Now I have to hold my poo in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be Andrex, now Charmin, after it was recommended to me by a friend to get them in bulk from Lidl.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav

Bloody jinxed myself!!!

You have run out?

Yep. Now I have to hold my poo in!

Use your hand then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care once it doesn't feel like sand paper or falls asunder on the wipe or the fingers don't pierce thro'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why talk bout bog roll ????"

Coz we like to get to the bottom of things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones

A cheap local supermarket brand should be called John Wayne cause it's rough as fuck and doesn't like Indians

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