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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

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I totally agree, I always leave mine up for my better half......

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.

Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.

IT'S DISGUSTING!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You posh fucker

Wish we had a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.

Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.

IT'S DISGUSTING!

crystal"

Exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...

Have you ever felt the floor in a dirty house around a toilet that never has the seat and lid put down when flushed? It's sticky and discoloured. That's because of all the disgusting stuff that's splashed there and accumulated over time.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim and aggie...

Pee and poo dear give it a scrub..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Seriously piss on the seat every time the seat is down, she will soon start leaving it up .

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet humour, how low can you go

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"You posh fucker

Wish we had a toilet"

Ore at least a seat...

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Toilet humour, how low can you go

right down the pipes it would seem!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I agree about the hygiene aspect, but have a cripple seat on my loo so the seat doesn't close, my cleaner mops the floor when she comes round and I wipe the crip seat and other surfaces regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...

crystal"
thats because men with short willies can't aim straight

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I agree about the hygiene aspect, but have a cripple seat on my loo so the seat doesn't close, my cleaner mops the floor when she comes round and I wipe the crip seat and other surfaces regularly"

With a tshirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical tip :

Glue the seat and lid down.

Drill 1" hole through both.

Insert wide funnel.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical tip :

Glue the seat and lid down.

Drill 1" hole through both.

Insert wide funnel.

Sorted.

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doesnt sort the cables

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...

crystal

that's because men with short willies can't aim straight

That's because men with willies can't aim straight

fixed that for ya

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?

Yes...

She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).

She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?

Yes...

She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).

She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.

She lectured on husbands?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

I totally agree, I always leave mine up for my better half......

Only so ya can have a sniff

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?

Yes...

She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).

She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.

She lectured on husbands?"

No Onny...

She lectured on Women's Studies and Feminist Theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We still use out houses here. You folks are lucky to have toilets.... Lol

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.

Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.

IT'S DISGUSTING!

crystal"

I've never stuck my face near the loo when I flush it so would not know but it sounds like you have crystal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm. You put the toilet seat up when you leave the loo. And you put it down when you piss or anything else.

...don't stand and piss. You'd be just pissing on yourself. You may not see it. But it's a bit nasty that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...

She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...

Militant feminists...I take my hat off to them.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Erm. You put the toilet seat up when you leave the loo. And you put it down when you piss or anything else.

...don't stand and piss. You'd be just pissing on yourself. You may not see it. But it's a bit nasty that.

The only time I sit down to pee is when I visit a friend who has a composting toilet...

And I always put the cover down when I finish, it looks better.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Militant feminists...I take my hat off to them."

As you can see, I already have

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Both the seat and the lid go down in my house. So both males and females have to lift at least one to use it.

It's a habit I formed way before I learnt about the aerosol effect (eeewwwww) when I had a cat who was convinced the toilet was a source of fresh running water and who would try to reach to drink from it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I do with my bucket then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I do with my bucket then?

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I'd keep a lid in that if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I do with my bucket then?

I'd keep a lid in that if I were you

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I'm more worried about the hole in the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please

Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...

crystal

that's because men with short willies can't aim straight

That's because men with willies can't aim straight

fixed that for ya

I have never met a single man who's toilet hygiene is up to my standard.

crystal

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I always wipe the seat before I sit on it if others have used it before me...

And There is a cloth beside my toilet so that others can do the same with mine...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Feng shui principles show how the toilet should be fully covered, as it otherwise becomes a place for energy to be drained, and may also affect your prosperity. Likewise the loo door is better left closed.

Single men struggling with meets? Perhaps add to your profile that your loo seat is always down might help you out? Your meet prosperity may increase. If you insist on posting pics of you in the bathroom, let us view the seat downwards too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You posh fucker

Wish we had a toilet"

I like Frank Skinner's definition of posh - someone who gets out of the bath to have a piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.

Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.

IT'S DISGUSTING!

crystal"

and it keeps the rats out, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on my own for a reason - no one to tell me what to do in my own house!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

watched on tv once where rats came up the toilet so I always put it down

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