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Why do guys so often take selfies in the bathroom??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding from the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably most likely room that you groom naked in?

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Im surprised they do that.Thought they would take pics in their shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But that would involve having to clean the kitchen first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't it need the classic mirror shot with the toilet seat up, big roll hanging down and the towel on the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror is in the bathroom possibly, a lot of selfies tend to be bounced of a mirror.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Thats where the mirror is. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only room that has a lock on the door so their wives won't barge in mud selfie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never taken a selfie in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiding from the wife "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably most likely room that you groom naked in? "

Sounds very plausible

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I always read bathroom and hotel selfies as code for married. I may be wrong. A little bit of cropping and I'd be none the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same reason women do I suppose. I've seen lots of male selfies taken in other places though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive never taken a selfie in the bathroom "

Fair play to you! You're the exception to proves the rule lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always read bathroom and hotel selfies as code for married. I may be wrong. A little bit of cropping and I'd be none the wiser."

hotel pics put me off I must admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is the classic woman selfie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same reason women do I suppose. I've seen lots of male selfies taken in other places though "

I must be looking at the wrong guys lol! Interesting if women do too, I've not looked at many women's profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is the classic woman selfie? "

The public toilets in a pub or a club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is the classic woman selfie? "

Good question? I'm useless at taking selfies so I never use them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is the classic woman selfie?

The public toilets in a pub or a club."

Haha! Yes now you mention it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No with credit card and some new red shoes looking like something from The Wizard of Oz but more slutty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive never taken a selfie in the bathroom

Fair play to you! You're the exception to proves the rule lol!"

Does help having my own place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always read bathroom and hotel selfies as code for married. I may be wrong. A little bit of cropping and I'd be none the wiser."

I agree!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So what is the classic woman selfie? "

Boobs or shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No with credit card and some new red shoes looking like something from The Wizard of Oz but more slutty!"

Sounds interesting lol! But wouldn't it be difficult to take a selfie with your head and feet in it, you'd need a very long arm?! Or are you saying just feet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the only room that has a lock on the door so their wives won't barge in mud selfie. "

Lol! Very cynical and probably true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats where the mirror is. x x X"

Ahh I see,lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im surprised they do that.Thought they would take pics in their shed. "

Interesting! I never thought of that lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they should get a phone with front and back cameras then they dont need a mirror :D

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Do wives never go out! How hard would it be to do a selfie in the bedroom or lounge etc even if they were married!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos their mums would get upset if they got their cock out in the lounge.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's the ones taken in a child's bedroom I really don't understand.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Hiding from the wife "

That was exactly my first thought when I read the thread title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

"

I'll tell you if you explain why women always have pictures of their legs in the air?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiding from the wife "

Yep, that'd be my guess. I've yet to see a woman take a selfie in the bathroom. If it was just down to the location of mirrors you'd think there'd be at least one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiding from the wife

Yep, that'd be my guess. I've yet to see a woman take a selfie in the bathroom. If it was just down to the location of mirrors you'd think there'd be at least one. "

I've seen few women taking selfies in the bathroom and even sitting on the toilet! One pice that really got me thinking is how she got her ass up to the level of the mirror over the hand wash bassin! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic* not pice ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only place he can get peace from the ol woman

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom. Most selfies are taken in a mirror....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 03/02/14 08:02:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom."

I know a song about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that..."
all sing loud, man in the mirror

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"It's the only room that has a lock on the door so their wives won't barge in mud selfie. "

Or more likely their Mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, agree with that......

Guy in the bathroom, wife or mum downstairs preparing tea lol

Even better when mum bursts in to find son with erect cock in hand, delicately angled to catch the light and add a bit of "length" and the Canon Eos merrily flashing away.

"Cup of tea son?"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that..."

sing me a line or 2 in your best voice.....

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Hiding from the wife "

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

So we can see just how dirty their toilet is? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best placed mirror usually i try not to include the toilet in the shot

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ive never taken a selfie in the bathroom "

Minging bathroom?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that... all sing loud, man in the mirror "

I was singing a different song...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that... all sing loud, man in the mirror

I was singing a different song..."

Mirror in the bathroom please talk free

The door is locked just you and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that... all sing loud, man in the mirror

I was singing a different song..."
which song? I was having a corny half hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't it need the classic mirror shot with the toilet seat up, big roll hanging down and the towel on the floor?"
Its not a good look .Maybe they pick there as wife or girl friend in other room .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom.

I know a song about that... all sing loud, man in the mirror

I was singing a different song...

Mirror in the bathroom please talk free

The door is locked just you and me"

And I was dancing too.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

I'll tell you if you explain why women always have pictures of their legs in the air? "

They look good that way. Well, I think mine look much better up than down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some selfies make me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them. "

that's far too logical!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them.

that's far too logical!!"

and most men think a camera is scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they sit on the loo .. have a play around think oooo its looking bigger I will take a pic . lol Don't think of what's around them like the loo seat up , lol

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's the toothpaste splashes and other fluids on the mirror that upset me. Clean it before you take a pic.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's the toothpaste splashes and other fluids on the mirror that upset me. Clean it before you take a pic. "

If it's too clean we will see the feminine dressing gown on the back of the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few women's profiles you look at tho have pictures of them in the bathroom . So not always the bloke. I haven't got any of me in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them. "

you need a mirror to see the shot unless you have a forward facing cam with a big enough screen on ur phone to see wtf ur doing

duuuh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them. "

Increases the focal length, you get more in...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them. "

Because unless you have the body proportions of an orangutan or go-go gadget arms, it's difficult to get a full body pic.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

Ah, the joys of a tripod.

(I'll be interested to see people's interpretations of that statement... )

And yes, out of focus selfies with dirty bathroom mirrors.... Not a good look.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I will admit to taking many selfies on a night out whilst in the bathroom. The light in there seems to make me look better. Might be the drink though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding from the wife

Mine are actually in the bedroom this time

On another site I used most birds had pics in the club toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mirror in the bathroom,please talk free,the door is locked just you and me...can I take you to a restaurant thats got glass tables...you can watch yourself while you are eating......

THE BEAT...I knew someone who knew someone who was brother in law to one of the band members....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lied I have one of each

Bathroom rooms are always safer to take as long as you remember to turn the flash off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't it need the classic mirror shot with the toilet seat up, big roll hanging down and the towel on the floor?"

Exactly! In other words a real turn off! One guy contacted me whose profile pic was his cock over the toilet bowl, seat up of course. I asked him if he thought that image symbolised his personality? Not surprisingly he didn't reply lol! Well, that's one way of getting rid of idiots!

But honestly, did he really think he was going to get lucky with a profile pic like that?! Unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the only place they have a mirror to see what they are doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah, the joys of a tripod.

(I'll be interested to see people's interpretations of that statement... )

And yes, out of focus selfies with dirty bathroom mirrors.... Not a good look."

Lol re the tripod! But I know what you mean, you get much better photos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body/torso pics done in bedroom so I can see what I'm doing from mirror n the one cock shot done in bathroom for lighting......without bogpan/sink in background cos I'm good like that lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Body/torso pics done in bedroom so I can see what I'm doing from mirror n the one cock shot done in bathroom for lighting......without bogpan/sink in background cos I'm good like that lol"

Do you call your cock Hercule or Poirot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will admit to taking many selfies on a night out whilst in the bathroom. The light in there seems to make me look better. Might be the drink though. "

I've never had the urge to do that, I usually inadvertently glance in the mirror, wish I hadn't, and leave, lol!

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom. Most selfies are taken in a mirror...."

This obviously!! Men aren't as vain as women so we only have a mirror in the bathroom, not one in the lounge, kitchen, hallway, door step, outside loo, dining room, conservatory, garage, and one in the handbag, it's pretty hard to take a selfie without a mirror!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Body/torso pics done in bedroom so I can see what I'm doing from mirror n the one cock shot done in bathroom for lighting......without bogpan/sink in background cos I'm good like that lol

Do you call your cock Hercule or Poirot?

"

Never given him a name but now you mention it I suppose I should name him Monseigneur or Monsieur,the latter I suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Croque Monsieur?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would imagine it's because most people have a mirror in their bathroom. Most selfies are taken in a mirror....

This obviously!! Men aren't as vain as women so we only have a mirror in the bathroom, not one in the lounge, kitchen, hallway, door step, outside loo, dining room, conservatory, garage, and one in the handbag, it's pretty hard to take a selfie without a mirror!!!"

Nothing sweeping there then. I have two small mirrors in the bathroom and one on the dressing table in the bedroom. I couldn't take a full body picture in any of them yet somehow I managed to take a selfie of most of my body (dressed) on my tablet which only has one camera lens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because sometimes it helps to smell shit whilst bullshitting!!

......anyone disagree?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think it is due to the lock, or it is the main room that is somewhat streamlined - apart from loo seats, loo roll etc, as mentioned. I think Id prefer bad living room or kitchen decor, as Im done with seeing so many loos. Worst are when guys take cock pics sitting on the loo, Im ready to heave. Some guys take pics in gym locker rooms, though the state of their bodies can shout 'Im not a member,just on a free day pass'. Best is to get someone else to take a pic, when youre as natural and relaxed as possible. But not by the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Croque Monsieur? "

Far to experienced to 'croque'in your presence mademoiselle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them.

Because unless you have the body proportions of an orangutan or go-go gadget arms, it's difficult to get a full body pic."

This.

People come up with some weird conclusions! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Croque Monsieur?

Far to experienced to 'croque'in your presence mademoiselle lol"

Famous last words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where the cleanest mirror is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is due to the lock, or it is the main room that is somewhat streamlined - apart from loo seats, loo roll etc, as mentioned. I think Id prefer bad living room or kitchen decor, as Im done with seeing so many loos. Worst are when guys take cock pics sitting on the loo, Im ready to heave. Some guys take pics in gym locker rooms, though the state of their bodies can shout 'Im not a member,just on a free day pass'. Best is to get someone else to take a pic, when youre as natural and relaxed as possible. But not by the loo. "

This made me spurt tea; - ON the loo???

.... & no, I didn't spill my tea whilst on the loo, either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me the saddest pics are cock-selfies pointed downward, so you see trousers

and underwear halfway the knees (or somewhere round the ankles), and the

toilet bowl in the background.

Come on guys... if you think that's the way to pull...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are not in the bathroom, mine are in my bedroom or garden, but saying that I have a big mirror in my bedroom lol if I never then bathroom would be my next choice and especially if I have just had a shower and shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

"

Because some of us guys are real men, non of this hairy, fairy, cleaning shit. not vain or anything, but i dont need a mirror in everyroom, "I know how amazing i am". However, could do with an house keeper / 24hr on call whore i know fantasies are fantasies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they sit on the loo .. have a play around think oooo its looking bigger I will take a pic . lol Don't think of what's around them like the loo seat up , lol "

I have to admit i dont pay to much attention to my cock, i'm fascinated with my poo! rainbow poo! cool!!!!!

I wouldnt bother taking selfies, i'd have cat give me a picture, sure she has loads of me, as i do of her ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the toothpaste splashes and other fluids on the mirror that upset me. Clean it before you take a pic.

If it's too clean we will see the feminine dressing gown on the back of the door."

But the toothbrush splashes, would they be from brushing there teeth or tongue?, " do you brush or scrape your tongue!". whats the best? "scraping or brushing?"

doesnt brushing make you gag? Do you not mind it, hows you favourite technique???? Just curious????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will admit to taking many selfies on a night out whilst in the bathroom. The light in there seems to make me look better. Might be the drink though.

I've never had the urge to do that, I usually inadvertently glance in the mirror, wish I hadn't, and leave, lol! "

I know this feeling, "Its horrible to look in the mirror and see such beuty. then heartbroken have to walk away. Knowing that your not going to lay your eyes on anything as beutiful as whats just been peering back from inside the mirror that day!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just read your profile, if your looking for the perfect black gent, why?, you have all of my sex on block?? You sure its a guy your looking for????

I live with that same doubt. Of, " what i've learned";" is at the end of the day!. its not my guilt"," I dont have to live with it";" so your free to do as you please, I'm here to be used, if you need me"," be it extended overdraft or for other requirements !!!!";"

All woman desire to be souverign; with total freedom, For, who'me, am i to deny ones god given right.

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

He so Vane

Read your Camera/phone manual

Delay take system. Even on your Lap top. I Pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privacy and a mirror in one room.

I don't understand why people need a mirror to take a photo of themselves when all they have to do is turn the camera around so the lens points at them.

Because unless you have the body proportions of an orangutan or go-go gadget arms, it's difficult to get a full body pic."

For a full length picture, yeah, but most selfies are usually just face or face and torso. I can do that without (although I will admit to having monkey arms).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a mirror in the bathroom. Am I odd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is the classic woman selfie? "

Camera/phone about 2 foot above head and lips purkered like a trout...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.......off to sit on the thrown & get creative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is the classic woman selfie?

Camera/phone about 2 foot above head and lips purkered like a trout... "

But that's the view blokes like best... When we are on our knees sucking them off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For me the saddest pics are cock-selfies pointed downward, so you see trousers

and underwear halfway the knees (or somewhere round the ankles), and the

toilet bowl in the background.

Come on guys... if you think that's the way to pull... "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

"

Its the room with the best light usually so you can show your johnson off to its magnificent best.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The worst are those taken while sat on the toilet - including complete view of toulet bowl and pants round ankles.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least guys don't use the duck face pose, wtf is that all about? It is not sexy attractive or alluring. I guess it is so their husbands don't recognise them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least guys don't use the duck face pose, wtf is that all about? It is not sexy attractive or alluring. I guess it is so their husbands don't recognise them. "

Whats a duck face pose when its at home?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At least guys don't use the duck face pose, wtf is that all about? It is not sexy attractive or alluring. I guess it is so their husbands don't recognise them.

Whats a duck face pose when its at home? "

Is it where they put the bill in their picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least guys don't use the duck face pose, wtf is that all about? It is not sexy attractive or alluring. I guess it is so their husbands don't recognise them. "
couldn't agree more it seems to be a trend in women no matter what age it looks ridiculous.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At least guys don't use the duck face pose, wtf is that all about? It is not sexy attractive or alluring. I guess it is so their husbands don't recognise them. couldn't agree more it seems to be a trend in women no matter what age it looks ridiculous. "

What is it though?

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

"
because its the only lockable room in the house and their wife wont catch em doing it in there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering why guys so often choose to take selfies in their bathrooms? I mean why not the kitchen? It's presumably as well-lit as the bathroom, if lighting is the issue? Or the living room? Though guys' living room selfies often have a background of electrical equipment and tangled mass of wires, not particularly stylish lol! Or the bedroom? Is it too untidy? Please don't take offence, I'm only guessing lol!

"

the question which one of my bathrooms does i take selfie in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".......off to sit on the thrown & get creative! "

or frown on the thrown whilst frigging!

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