FabSwingers.com forum: For those NOT at the forum social part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I loved our wheelie bin races _aceytops!

Those were the days

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

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get your hat and don't forget your keys this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He won't even notice that I'm missing with this party going on

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Did somebody say party?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did somebody say party?!

Think it's fizzled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pass out, gotta do good husband bit and collect mrs naughty very shortly. A mission no doubt cos she'll be all giggly and squiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here with my cheese twists & vino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it turn into a slumber party?

I wouldn't mind getting my pjs on.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Can it turn into a slumber party?

I wouldn't mind getting my pjs on."

Now you're talking... But I don't wear pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it turn into a slumber party?

I wouldn't mind getting my pjs on.

Now you're talking... But I don't wear pjs

Have arrived just in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to turn up?

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Can it turn into a slumber party?

I wouldn't mind getting my pjs on.

Now you're talking... But I don't wear pjs

Have arrived just in time

Haha, impeccable timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

I think I'll be wearing a smile.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

Well I'm just going to wear my new pinstripe underwear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

I think I'll be wearing a smile. "

That's what I was hoping for or a smear of Ryan's marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I was a right.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

I think I'll be wearing a smile.

That's what I was hoping for or a smear of Ryan's marmalade

Ryan's marmalade? Is that a euphemism?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Did somebody say party?!

Think it's fizzled out

Sorry, I've been recovering after to many wine gums. I knew this would happen

Ah feck it, anyone got any Blue Nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I think I'm going to bed wearing nothing but a cheesy twist on each nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing

I think I'll be wearing a smile.

That's what I was hoping for or a smear of Ryan's marmalade

Ryan's marmalade? Is that a euphemism?

bittersweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i went and done me ironing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*Sniff sniff sniff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a DVD with my daughter. Not bitter at all.

Cries silently while cursing Ryan Gosling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical. Always turn up too late for the party but in time for the clean up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part 2 ? Not impressed unless you reach 17 ! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody is at the social now 'cos it's finished.

An' I've even taken my makeup off before bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Part 2 ? Not impressed unless you reach 17 ! Lol

Now come on obi

everyone knows that size doesn't matter, quality not quantity

Now where's Ryan's marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate too many tangfastic haribo and fell asleep after my sugar rush high lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep too, but it was a good thread. Ta Sex on the Beach

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

hope it all went well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a great thread sexonthebeach!

I ate too many haribo & pineapple on sticks ! Buckaroo exhausted me too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope it all went well!

Brilliant night. I really liked everyone that I met ( don't tell them I said that though).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still playing Twister...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still picking up the empty sweet wrappers and empty bottles lol!

Hope everyone had a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops, did we all bugger off before tidying up

terrible guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet..."

Is he fit?

If you're not sure ask Ruby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet..."

He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.

It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet...

He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.

It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night

I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ops, did we all bugger off before tidying up

terrible guests"

Oh I don't know... Wouldn't go as far as calling them terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger missed another party xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet..."

Way to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

eh excuse me but I've just woke up in your outside toilet and im all wet so must have pissd myself .how embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh excuse me but I've just woke up in your outside toilet and im all wet so must have pissd myself .how embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"eh excuse me but I've just woke up in your outside toilet and im all wet so must have pissd myself .how embarrassing.

Ppsstt we don't have an outside toilet, whose house did you go to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rock up fashionably late??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?..."

It's not mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?..."

I'm not blonde so it's not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet...

He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.

It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night

I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected!

That was soooo funny! Bet his mates won't believe him.

Big thumbs up for the lovely lady from the Swingers Recruitment Department that snared him.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Aw naw im sacred..and its no pee .why am i covered in stale lager and in a public toilet..i dont drink...one of you must have spiked my lemonade...WHO DUNNIT .and help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw naw im sacred..and its no pee .why am i covered in stale lager and in a public toilet..i dont drink...one of you must have spiked my lemonade...WHO DUNNIT .and help?

Take a look outside, can you see any landmarks? Did you go off racing in one of the wheelie bins without your sat nav?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Aw naw im sacred..and its no pee .why am i covered in stale lager and in a public toilet..i dont drink...one of you must have spiked my lemonade...WHO DUNNIT .and help?

Take a look outside, can you see any landmarks? Did you go off racing in one of the wheelie bins without your sat nav? "

Maybe it's bin juice?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

its stale lager mixed with bean juice and there's an empty sardine tin on my lap .i have just peaked outside and i can see the sea and there's a gang of sea gulls waiting outside for me..never ever again...i came all this way and the only people i can remember showing me any interest at all lastnight was 2 tvs and spare me the joke about flat screens and plasma i mean transvestites..and i know i was spiked because i started to fancy the wee one with the beard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...

I'm not blonde so it's not mine

Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its stale lager mixed with bean juice and there's an empty sardine tin on my lap .i have just peaked outside and i can see the sea and there's a gang of sea gulls waiting outside for me..never ever again...i came all this way and the only people i can remember showing me any interest at all lastnight was 2 tvs and spare me the joke about flat screens and plasma i mean transvestites..and i know i was spiked because i started to fancy the wee one with the beard..

Hey all is not lost, at least the seagulls are showing you some interest!

Did tell you about hijacking that wheelie bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...

I'm not blonde so it's not mine

Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!

not sure..

Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya...

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**shameless strategic plug**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...

I'm not blonde so it's not mine

Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!

not sure..

Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya...

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**shameless strategic plug**

sooooooo......what's the verdict?!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Was a great thread sexonthebeach!

I ate too many haribo & pineapple on sticks ! Buckaroo exhausted me too !

Had to read this twice.... thought it said Bendaroos exhausted me too!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Always arrive too late and miss the fun.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Part 2 ? Not impressed unless you reach 17 ! Lol

Now come on obi

everyone knows that size doesn't matter, quality not quantity

Now where's Ryan's marmalade

It's still smeared all over my body with a few fivers stuck to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!WARNING! This may offend...

...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...

I'm not blonde so it's not mine

Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!

not sure..

Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya...

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**shameless strategic plug**

sooooooo......what's the verdict?!"

ahaha I see!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!

I wonder if he's joined here yet...

He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.

It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night

I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected!

That was soooo funny! Bet his mates won't believe him.

Big thumbs up for the lovely lady from the Swingers Recruitment Department that snared him.

It was a team effort. The glory goes to Wyrdwoman and Mr Man69 for the try and to Blondecaz for the conversion.

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