FabSwingers.com forum: For those NOT at the forum social

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall we have our own forum party?

We have pizza, plenty of beer and wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I come. I'll bring some Welsh cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll bring some sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh can I come. I'll bring some Welsh cakes

Come on then.... The open fire is lit, so it's nice and cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing the beer here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please!

I'll bring Kent cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I come

arent you at the social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your thanks.

I've for a curry banquet, naan, bhajis, ice cream.

Baileys.

Thorntons toffee.

That might keep my gob shut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I come

I thought you were you going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I come

arent you at the social?"

Yep but right now I really don't feel like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I come

Ah (((((( HUGS )))))) to you sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I come

arent you at the social?

Yep but right now I really don't feel like it

Oh come and join us instead! Look at al the food and cake we have

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That sounds like a good idea, all I have is a packet of fizzy haribo, a homemade Victoria sponge and some homemade iced buns, will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got slimming world chips and super speed soup for those that are on diet but still want to be social so can I come please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That sounds like a good idea, all I have is a packet of fizzy haribo, a homemade Victoria sponge and some homemade iced buns, will that do?"

That will do just fine!! Come on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill provide the cream for all those cakes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got some glow sticks for that retro feel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

I will bring vodka, Oreo cheesecake and choc orange cupcakes

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Please can I come

arent you at the social?

Yep but right now I really don't feel like it

Hope your evening picks up xx sure there will be something entertaining I'll look forward to hearing all about it tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

nom nom,, shuffle yourself over here n share

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll bring the biscuits, that is if I haven't eaten them all on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've enough to kill a horse

Haha I'm in, although on here that's no different to saying you have enough heroin to kill an elephant... In which case I wouldn't be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly and ice cream???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have on offer a varied selection of meats off the deli counter, 2 poppy seed baguettes and some salad, 4 bottles of Shiraz and if pushed I could knock a prawn cocktail up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

nom nom,, shuffle yourself over here n share

Keep me a seat, I'll be over soon.

Have we got enough alcohol. I feel like getting smashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill provide the cream for all those cakes !!"
and the entertainment ! With my dancing youll all ba wetting yaselfs!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"That sounds like a good idea, all I have is a packet of fizzy haribo, a homemade Victoria sponge and some homemade iced buns, will that do?

That will do just fine!! Come on over

Just launching the boat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have on offer a varied selection of meats off the deli counter, 2 poppy seed baguettes and some salad, 4 bottles of Shiraz and if pushed I could knock a prawn cocktail up

That all sounds very tasty! Your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

nom nom,, shuffle yourself over here n share

Keep me a seat, I'll be over soon.

Have we got enough alcohol. I feel like getting smashed

Will a litre of Tia Maria and some do?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have a multi bag of Nik Naks, Buckarooo and a can of Tizer.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Keep your thanks.

I've for a curry banquet, naan, bhajis, ice cream.

Baileys.

Thorntons toffee.

That might keep my gob shut!

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.. .i will thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play Twister?

Naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got wine and....errr..no I haven't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a multi bag of Nik Naks, Buckarooo and a can of Tizer. "

Can I play with your buckaroo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

nom nom,, shuffle yourself over here n share

Keep me a seat, I'll be over soon.

Have we got enough alcohol. I feel like getting smashed

Will a litre of Tia Maria and some do?"

If it's wet I'll drink it.

I'm sitting in between you and Sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have on offer a varied selection of meats off the deli counter, 2 poppy seed baguettes and some salad, 4 bottles of Shiraz and if pushed I could knock a prawn cocktail up

You must have a really tiny willie, of you can knock up prawns..

I have voddy and single malt... Can I come, please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got chocolate and red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring kurplunk and buckeroo!!

Not going to social and allowed back in the forums as long as I promise to behave xxx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

can I join in ......im really bored we can share a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do drugs but I have 2 bags of Haribo Tangfastic's.

Can I invite myself

nom nom,, shuffle yourself over here n share

Keep me a seat, I'll be over soon.

Have we got enough alcohol. I feel like getting smashed

Will a litre of Tia Maria and some do?

If it's wet I'll drink it.

I'm sitting in between you and Sassy

Ooh!!;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I join in ......im really bored we can share a packet of crisps"

What flavour ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have a multi bag of Nik Naks, Buckarooo and a can of Tizer.

Can I play with your buckaroo ? "

If you promise to wear your jodhpurs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we have a bit of a party going on here!! Will get the twister out

and put some sounds on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we have a bit of a party going on here!! Will get the twister out

and put some sounds on

I love a party with an atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got 2 pork pies n a sos roll in the fridge if any ones interested?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

There's 16+ threads on it pearl lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

Where the fook have you been?

I've plenty of wine here as usual!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have vodka....

And tequilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

There's 16+ threads on it pearl lol

Just shows how much notice I pay to certain posters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im in"

Your at the forum social lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

Neither did I

Which area is it covering?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"can I join in ......im really bored we can share a packet of crisps

What flavour ? "

they WERE cheese n onion sorry lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will get the twister out

People in glass houses.......... shouldnt play naked twister

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Did not know there is a forum social on tonight.

Neither did I

Which area is it covering?"

Its in the midlands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooops I have deleted a few too many of my posts,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the most important question of all has to be ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................will Luke be keeping his hat on?!

PS Sassy you are way too young to do retro x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tub of quality street and some yellowtail rioja

can i come in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I join in ......im really bored we can share a packet of crisps

What flavour ?

they WERE cheese n onion sorry lol"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But the most important question of all has to be ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................will Luke be keeping his hat on?!

PS Sassy you are way too young to do retro x"

That should have been rows of dots followed by WILL Luke be keeping his hat on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for some newbie fresh meat?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have a tub of quality street and some yellowtail rioja

can i come in please

Dibs on the toffee pennys

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PS Sassy you are way too young to do retro x"

I'm sure that we can lose Luke's hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tub of quality street and some yellowtail rioja

can i come in please

Dibs on the toffee pennys

lol"

Im sucking one right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for some newbie fresh meat?

Come on in and welcome..... Drink?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have had a "dry" January, to get some blood back into ma alcohol system after the festive excesses.

As it's now February, I'll bring some wine gums as well, just so I can wean maself back. I don't want anyone taking advantage of me later

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Can I come please? I'll bring some Blackpool rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If luke removes his hat ill remove my hands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If luke removes his hat ill remove my hands !"

Then I'll keep my hands, I might need them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If luke removes his hat ill remove my hands !"

Aren't you going to need your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If luke removes his hat ill remove my hands !

Aren't you going to need your hands

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oh yes but not for their current purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Room for some newbie fresh meat?

Come on in and welcome..... Drink? "
aww thank you, I'll take a soft drink........teetotal these days. Good job Mrs Naughty is out on the town tonight or she''d have all your rose away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered grapefruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What shall we wear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What shall we wear?

Birthday suits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What shall we wear?

Birthday suits? "
happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What shall we wear?

As little as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just popping out to a friends for dinner ~ I'll pop over with a doggie bag & vino later

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Shall we have our own forum party?

We have pizza, plenty of beer and wine

"
Ive got the decks,lights & tunes sorted

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Can i join?

Malibu and rum

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Pizza in the freezer but cant be bothered to cook had a slab of marmite on bread instead.. finished my first brandy and now too.. really fed up to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just popping out to a friends for dinner ~ I'll pop over with a doggie bag & vino later

Sod the dinner, bring your friend to the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone is welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza in the freezer but cant be bothered to cook had a slab of marmite on bread instead.. finished my first brandy and now too.. really fed up to be honest.

Ah cinn... What's up? Come on over and see what's under Luke's hat

That will cheer you up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we have our own forum party?

We have pizza, plenty of beer and wine

and I have the music lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered grapefruit."

I've got twiglets

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Everyone is welcome

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. except me x x X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone is welcome

. except me x x X

Why is that then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive. "

You want to borrow Luke's hat Ryan?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Pizza in the freezer but cant be bothered to cook had a slab of marmite on bread instead.. finished my first brandy and now too.. really fed up to be honest.

Ah cinn... What's up? Come on over and see what's under Luke's hat

That will cheer you up !

Grins think I almost saw that at eurekas

dont think he was very impressed by my leg scratching antics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza in the freezer but cant be bothered to cook had a slab of marmite on bread instead.. finished my first brandy and now too.. really fed up to be honest.

Ah cinn... What's up? Come on over and see what's under Luke's hat

That will cheer you up !

Grins think I almost saw that at eurekas

dont think he was very impressed by my leg scratching antics

Nonsense... Luke loves the attention cinn, but he is a lot shyer than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in have diserano and and all alone while hubby's working away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring some strawberries dipped in chocolate, fizzy cola bottles & vodka.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Everyone is welcome

. except me x x X

Why is that then? "
. because everyone is allowed to get d*unk but im no allowed to eat a piece of lemon and hash cake even in the outside toilet.. x x X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

You want to borrow Luke's hat Ryan? "

It's ok I have balloons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring some strawberries dipped in chocolate, fizzy cola bottles & vodka.

That's my favorite

chocolate dipped strawberries

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive. "

Puts on black out specs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is welcome

. except me x x X

Why is that then? . because everyone is allowed to get d*unk but im no allowed to eat a piece of lemon and hash cake even in the outside toilet.. x x X

Come and get d*unk with us...

You can have all the lemon cake ya want, tomorrow....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have slimfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered grapefruit."

that's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What shall we wear?

Im wearing me new negligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered grapefruit.

that's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as every night is a not at a social night I have eaten my curry, drank my Corona and put my pjs on. I ain't going nowhere

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im wearing a spotty dressing gown and socs ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

Oh pin, pin where did I put that pin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

Oh pin, pin where did I put that pin

Use one of your earrings woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

Oh pin, pin where did I put that pin

Use one of your earrings woman

Oh good thinking, I was all of a dither then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

Oh pin, pin where did I put that pin

Use one of your earrings woman

"
It's ok I'm on it, I used my nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring some strawberries dipped in chocolate, fizzy cola bottles & vodka.

That's my favorite

chocolate dipped strawberries

Mine too! Perfect with an ice cold drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring some strawberries dipped in chocolate, fizzy cola bottles & vodka.

That's my favorite

chocolate dipped strawberries

Mine too! Perfect with an ice cold drink

I have a few bottles of champagne chilling in the fridge

perfect to accompany the strawberries

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please may I join the better-than-xtasia party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can an oldie join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I join the better-than-xtasia party?

What you bringing to the party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, what have I missed. Sori I'm late but I've just been droooooling over Keith Duffy in his trunks

Pop Ryan's balloons, I want to see what he's hiding

Oh pin, pin where did I put that pin

Use one of your earrings woman

It's ok I'm on it, I used my nails!

I was going to use my teeth but thought it might have been a bit forward

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

all i can offer is a Russ Abbot cassette tape

oh what an atmosphere

i love a party with a happy atmosphere

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Please may I join the better-than-xtasia party?

What you bringing to the party? "

My favourite 'quick release' jeans and several bottles of strawberry cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all i can offer is a Russ Abbot cassette tape

oh what an atmosphere

i love a party with a happy atmosphere

You got any black lace sounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few bottles of champagne chilling in the fridge

perfect to accompany the strawberries "

Yep that's perfick, as Pa Larkin would say !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh can I come. I'll bring some Welsh cakes

I make them too.....on nanna's bakestone..... God bless nanna....!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"all i can offer is a Russ Abbot cassette tape

oh what an atmosphere

i love a party with a happy atmosphere

You got any black lace sounds? "

your in luck, just found an old copy of agadoo

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Can i come.... i have white wine and malteser bunnys xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all i can offer is a Russ Abbot cassette tape

oh what an atmosphere

i love a party with a happy atmosphere

You got any black lace sounds?

your in luck, just found an old copy of agadoo

Yeah.... You can come

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

Puts on black out specs....

You missed me gyrate in front of your face.

Don't worry, I pinched ya tenner and shoved it in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"your in luck, just found an old copy of agadoo

Just watch where you're pushing them blinkin' pineapples will ya

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

Puts on black out specs....

You missed me gyrate in front of your face.

Don't worry, I pinched ya tenner and shoved it in my pants. "

Ppsstt Ryan, your not wearing any pants

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

Puts on black out specs....

You missed me gyrate in front of your face.

Don't worry, I pinched ya tenner and shoved it in my pants.

Ppsstt Ryan, your not wearing any pants

Thank god I have a sticky marmalade bum then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?"
sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a strip tease, so look away if you are sensitive.

Puts on black out specs....

You missed me gyrate in front of your face.

Don't worry, I pinched ya tenner and shoved it in my pants.

Ppsstt Ryan, your not wearing any pants

Thank god I have a sticky marmalade bum then

Oh poor Paddington

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to play hide the sausage?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Who wants to play hide the sausage?

me me me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I have is some nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I have is some nuts

Can I nibble your nuts?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to play hide the sausage?

me me me"

Let's have an orgy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I have is some nuts

You are a nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to play hide the sausage?

me me me

Let's have an orgy!!!!!!

Trust you to turn it to smut and lower the tone Steve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to play hide the sausage?

me me me

Let's have an orgy!!!!!!

Trust you to turn it to smut and lower the tone Steve "

Oh!

Never mind, I'm not shy...I'll get my kit off, penny a laugh, thruppence a grope and a whole shiny shilling for a witty comment

I've decided imperial was better than metric after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I have is some nuts

Can I nibble your nuts?

I see you as more of a nut cracker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I have is some nuts

Can I nibble your nuts?

I see you as more of a nut cracker

I'm a pussy cat really, Luke has survived 17 years with me... His nuts are still intact

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Let's have an orgy!!!!!!

Just you & me then Steve, pass the Sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ding dong!!

can I come in,I have wine & cheese twists

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

It must have been an especially clever person that said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I have is some nuts

Can I nibble your nuts?

I see you as more of a nut cracker

I'm a pussy cat really, Luke has survived 17 years with me... His nuts are still intact

But you need Luke's nuts intact so handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is dancing ? Cos I'm askin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just sat down, can i be a wall flower

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Let's have an orgy!!!!!!

Just you & me then Steve, pass the Sherry

I'm sure I have a couple of fluid ounzes you can have

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have just sat down, can i be a wall flower

Wall flowers add interest and beauty to otherwise dull backgrounds

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

It must have been an especially clever person that said that

Don't tell them in case their head swells

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ding dong!!

can I come in,I have wine & cheese twists

No lager?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

sorry im late have I missed the party,im outside can someone help me in with this barrel of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is dancing ? Cos I'm askin !

you askin, I'm dancing

actually I can't 'cos I'm still on the doorstep...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just sat down, can i be a wall flower

Wall flowers add interest and beauty to otherwise dull backgrounds

I have nice petals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is dancing ? Cos I'm askin !

you askin, I'm dancing

actually I can't 'cos I'm still on the doorstep...!!!"

Come on in

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have just sat down, can i be a wall flower

Wall flowers add interest and beauty to otherwise dull backgrounds

I have nice petals

I bet they open up nicely, then sweet nectar....

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

It must have been an especially clever person that said that

Don't tell them in case their head swells

Trying to get into the room...but my head is stuck in the doorway!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"sorry im late have I missed the party,im outside can someone help me in with this barrel of beer"

What sort is it?

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over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

It must have been an especially clever person that said that

Don't tell them in case their head swells

Trying to get into the room...but my head is stuck in the doorway!"

No worries mate, I'll bring you a tinny out.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I've got a bag of fruit pastilles and a cream egg

Do you have a black or purple going spare ?sorry, only save the crap flavours to share

As I got told tonight, there's no such thing as a crap sweetie. Pass em over

It must have been an especially clever person that said that

Don't tell them in case their head swells

Trying to get into the room...but my head is stuck in the doorway!

No worries mate, I'll bring you a tinny out. "

Thanks Cobber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ding dong!!

can I come in,I have wine & cheese twists

No lager?"

the only lager I do is the pretentious Mexican bottled stuff

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"sorry im late have I missed the party,im outside can someone help me in with this barrel of beer

What sort is it?"
I hijacked it off the back of a john smiths wagon on the way down

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over a year ago

"sorry im late have I missed the party,im outside can someone help me in with this barrel of beer

What sort is it? I hijacked it off the back of a john smiths wagon on the way down

Fancy a race in a wheelie bin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry im late have I missed the party,im outside can someone help me in with this barrel of beer

What sort is it? I hijacked it off the back of a john smiths wagon on the way down

Fancy a race in a wheelie bin? "

Did someone mention a race ~ yippee I'm up for that!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

last time luke locked you out,mind you did go home with a celeray stick in your ear and two dozen empty botlles and we wont mention the pole dancing

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