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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from a very well know morning BBC Radio programme I would like to introduce Radio Fab thought for the day!

The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Also some conundrums for the day ahead.

1.Do you ever wonder about those people who spend £1.70 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

2.It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.

They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

3.If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

5.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

6.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

7.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

And people remember..................be careful out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me smile this morning.. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then if I have made a very pretty smile then my day is complete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following on from a very well know morning BBC Radio programme I would like to introduce Radio Fab thought for the day!

The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Also some conundrums for the day ahead.

1.Do you ever wonder about those people who spend £1.70 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

2.It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.

They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

3.If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

5.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

6.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

7.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

And people remember..................be careful out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following on from a very well know morning BBC Radio programme I would like to introduce Radio Fab thought for the day!

The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Also some conundrums for the day ahead.

1.Do you ever wonder about those people who spend £1.70 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

2.It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.

They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

3.If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

5.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

6.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

7.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

And people remember..................be careful out there

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Wow two pretty ladies smile..................life is just about as good as it gets!!

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