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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who's up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning Granny - how r u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes, still stressing!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Good Morning Granny - how r u

I'm a bit smiley a bit nicey a bit ermmmmmm...... laid back

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mornin

Morning x Did you fart up your T shirt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning granny

morning minxie

morning jj

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes, still stressing!!!"

Over what ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Morning granny

morning minxie

morning jj"

Ullo Scouse

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes, still stressing!!!

Over what ?"

Packing and what to take with me.

I'm only away for one bloody night. Anyone would think I'm going on safari for a year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning granny

morning minxie

morning jj"

Morning to u as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin folks!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes, still stressing!!!

Over what ?

Packing and what to take with me.

I'm only away for one bloody night. Anyone would think I'm going on safari for a year!"

All you need for one night is ......... the jamas with the arrows on. If you're out tomorrow you won't need snout to bargain with.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"morning all

Morning massager. What part of Liverpool are you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still awake, on way back from club. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

Okay Lickety. It's still the evening for me too

I've just got home tho ....... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornin

Morning x Did you fart up your T shirt ?"

no lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night."

No .it's Saturday

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mornin

Morning x Did you fart up your T shirt ?

no lol x"

Okay x Just asking cos you're waftin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning granny

morning minxie

morning jj"

morning mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi miss crumpet I,m in aigburth

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We are still awake, on way back from club. X"

was it brownie club ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes, still stressing!!!

Over what ?

Packing and what to take with me.

I'm only away for one bloody night. Anyone would think I'm going on safari for a year!

All you need for one night is ......... the jamas with the arrows on. If you're out tomorrow you won't need snout to bargain with."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

Okay Lickety. It's still the evening for me too

I've just got home tho ....... x "

I can tell. I can also tell it was a good Granny evening.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"hi miss crumpet I,m in aigburth

Oh I say dear. Some bits are good and some bits are uhmmm up and coming...... is one near barkhill or is one near the Maccies end ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornin

Morning x Did you fart up your T shirt ?

no lol x

Okay x Just asking cos you're waftin it "

lol na just easier for me to take pic

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Who's up who?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

Okay Lickety. It's still the evening for me too

I've just got home tho ....... x

I can tell. I can also tell it was a good Granny evening.

And why might your psychological inaccuracies be kicking in Ms. Lickety ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake n horny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maccies miss crumpet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"maccies miss crumpet"

Oh Goodness sake. You're almost a Dingle Darling.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

Okay Lickety. It's still the evening for me too

I've just got home tho ....... x

I can tell. I can also tell it was a good Granny evening.

And why might your psychological inaccuracies be kicking in Ms. Lickety ?"

You used the word nicey.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm awake n horny lol"

Andy's horny everybody.

All volunteers to the left n bare your buttocks for inspection.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny has had a good evening.

I don't accept this as morning but I will confirm I am still up and give you a howdy.

Okay Lickety. It's still the evening for me too

I've just got home tho ....... x

I can tell. I can also tell it was a good Granny evening.

And why might your psychological inaccuracies be kicking in Ms. Lickety ?

You used the word nicey."

Doh ... Hands up I am uncovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday"

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up."

How can stating a fact make one pedantic. ?

It's SATURDAY. Unless you broke the Science app.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up."

You might have had one of those micro sleeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up.

How can stating a fact make one pedantic. ?

It's SATURDAY. Unless you broke the Science app."

But...but.....it's still Friday night but very, very late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up.

You might have had one of those micro sleeps.

My shrink warned me that might happen....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's still Friday night. It's late, but still Friday night.

No .it's Saturday

If you're being pedantic, then yes, it is Saturday. But to me, it's not Saturday until I wake up.

How can stating a fact make one pedantic. ?

It's SATURDAY. Unless you broke the Science app.

But...but.....it's still Friday night but very, very late. "

So if you wake up one minute before midnight ....... is it Saturday or Sunday ?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Yep, still up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White rabbits. Happy 1 st Feb..the month of love..

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Were up watching crap telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell these morning threads get earlier and earlier

Morning all

I'm in work, waiting to finish so I can get off to tonight's social

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all. I'm not at all sleepy though I should try to get my head down.

Looks like Grannys on the pull, unless she's dropped off face down in her kebab...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Morning all. I'm not at all sleepy though I should try to get my head down.

Looks like Grannys on the pull, unless she's dropped off face down in her kebab...

If I could get my face in my own kebab I would.

I just tootled off to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. I'm not at all sleepy though I should try to get my head down.

Looks like Grannys on the pull, unless she's dropped off face down in her kebab...

If I could get my face in my own kebab I would.

I just tootled off to bed."

Dear Miss Crumpet,

On behalf of all red blooded males everywhere, I understand how difficult contorsionism can be, and would ask to be the first to be considered to have the privilege of offering my remedial services to the benefit of your kebab.

Yours etc. etc.

Mr E. Tongue.

Finest Furtler to the over forties.

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