FabSwingers.com forum: Do NOT open this thread!!

By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

See... A simple instruction and you broke it... so now you'll have to post that you broke the rule and therefore you'll look silly?! lmao

um... I wonder how many post end up in here...

And please play by the rules and admit you opened the thread and had a peek inside... lol

yes it's only for fun...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I did as was told and didn't open it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to me its like buttons that say do not press i just need to do it!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me its like buttons that say do not press i just need to do it!!! x

Soz couldn't resist

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Bugger see I've opened it to see what you'd said... Oh this could be a nightmare one... Lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I can assure you I never opened it on purpose, it was a simple mistake to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt open it honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we didnt do it

it was big boys and they ran away lol

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Bugger... I keep breaking my one rules... Hi everybody in here though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby and Mznwty told me to look lol!

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By *earl_necklacesWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My rebellious side made me open it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger... I keep breaking my one rules... Hi everybody in here though...

i didnt open it .... it was mickey mouse ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger... I keep breaking my one rules... Hi everybody in here though...

i didnt open it .... it was mickey mouse ......"

oops sorry im the easter bunny this week .....apparently .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See... A simple instruction and you broke it... so now you'll have to post that you broke the rule and therefore you'll look silly?! lmao

um... I wonder how many post end up in here...

And please play by the rules and admit you opened the thread and had a peek inside... lol

yes it's only for fun...

Did... break it... sorry... whats the punishment, OP?

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Wasn't me!!!

If only my son wasn't tucked up in bed - I could have blamed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's why I'm always getting wet paint on my fingers!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Wasn't my fault....was chasing a swan and it flew into your thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep, I am bad I opened the thread even though told not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else opened it so i was just closing it but checked to see no one was still inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad me, spank me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bad me, spank me!!

Get in the queue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woops, didnt mean to. lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

ok ok so I'm a naughty boy

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"bad me, spank me!!

Get in the queue lol

um... Okay then which of you wants to go first?

Bugger I broken the rule... Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bad me, spank me!!

Get in the queue lol

um... Okay then which of you wants to go first?

Bugger I broken the rule... Again!"

You started this chaos... now make up some rules before total anarchy breaks loose..

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

Dam this computer it jumps to where it dam well wants - whoever said they only do as their told - its a lie I tell you, this thing has a mind off its own. Only last week it bought a bloody corset by itself, next thing you know it'll be signing up to doggy sites!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I didnt open it.........

erm..........

bugger, busted!!!

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"See... A simple instruction and you broke it... so now you'll have to post that you broke the rule and therefore you'll look silly?! lmao

um... I wonder how many post end up in here...

And please play by the rules and admit you opened the thread and had a peek inside... lol

yes it's only for fun...

Did... break it... sorry... whats the punishment,

OP?

no punishment... Just the smile being found in here brings... lol

um.... Second thoughts... You have to get naked right now and have hot steamy sex regardless of where you are... So I just kind of home your at home and um... Don't down the pub checking in on your phone or laptop?! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See... A simple instruction and you broke it... so now you'll have to post that you broke the rule and therefore you'll look silly?! lmao

um... I wonder how many post end up in here...

And please play by the rules and admit you opened the thread and had a peek inside... lol

yes it's only for fun...

Did... break it... sorry... whats the punishment,

OP?

no punishment... Just the smile being found in here brings... lol

Will take my punishment now... but as my man has just popped out to get me some chocolate ... delayed gratification is on the menu!!!

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

I've taken a shoe off?! Oh god...

Tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Oy, one minute you are telling me to get naked right NOW, then you are telling everybody to remove one item of clothing at a time... I am up and down like a yo-yo here... half-dressed and not knowing which way to go next...

Need clarification!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok one slipper off here lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did'nt have my glasses on and thought it said 'open this thread' thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it,

and the other excuse is i'm a bloke what do you expect lol

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

I never do as I am told.. he he

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Oy, one minute you are telling me to get naked right NOW, then you are telling everybody to remove one item of clothing at a time... I am up

and down like a yo-yo here... half-dressed and

not knowing which way to go next.. Need clarification!!!

well if your naked already... Pretend then?! If your half naked? Then you can keep posting in here explaining to us all every item of saucy clothing being removed... And just how you going about that... In great detail... And then everybody gets excited and keep coming back to check on each others progress and hey we'll all be naked on mass in no time...

Um you say the old fella had popped out for chocolate? Um... Hope he brings enough back for us all to share? lol

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Second shoe is off and one sock... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Oy, one minute you are telling me to get naked right NOW, then you are telling everybody to remove one item of clothing at a time... I am up

and down like a yo-yo here... half-dressed and

not knowing which way to go next.. Need clarification!!!

Um you say the old fella had popped out for chocolate? Um... Hope he brings enough back for us all to share? lol

He is back with a massive, solid, great big....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Oy, one minute you are telling me to get naked right NOW, then you are telling everybody to remove one item of clothing at a time... I am up

and down like a yo-yo here... half-dressed and

not knowing which way to go next.. Need clarification!!!

Um you say the old fella had popped out for chocolate? Um... Hope he brings enough back for us all to share? lol

He is back with a massive, solid, great big....

giant G & B organic.... bar...

Enough for all of us to share... while gazing at our navels...

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"He is back with a massive, solid, great big....

hard on... Or buy one get one free... bar of fruit and nut? I'm confused?! lol

second sock comes off

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oh bugger I opened the thread and now we have to strip off

what a nightmare

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"Oh bugger I opened the thread and now we have to strip off

what a nightmare

there... there... Ask provocative for some of their chocolate... And chill out... And um... Be as nature intended?!

Taken me watch off now...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Oh bugger I opened the thread and now we have to strip off

what a nightmare

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another test failed.we need photographic evidence,of this strip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Sorry did'nt read all the posts about rules,am already undressed just out of shower,better not look on here again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

provocative always happily shares... even her all-time favourite B & G orgasmic....chocs.... (sends partner out to get some more from local store)...

not much clothing left and chocolate at melting point

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Sorry did'nt read all the posts about rules,am already undressed just out of shower,better not look on here again lol

no... no.... Please stay... Enjoy the nakeness and quick eat some of the chocolate that's melting...

They're out of G&B... 2 dozen Dairy Milk ones will do...

Um... Removes shirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Sorry did'nt read all the posts about rules,am already undressed just out of shower,better not look on here again lol

no... no.... Please stay... Enjoy the nakeness and quick eat some of the chocolate that's melting...

They're out of G&B... 2 dozen Dairy Milk ones will do...

Um... Removes shirt...

lol sorry have a lady waiting maybe look much later

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Further fun rules to this thread... Each time you now visit... To check what's going on in here since you last didn't open it?! (if that makes sense?)

you have to remove an item of clothing... And equally post what it was... Let's see who gets naked first?! lol

Damn I am already naked as I just got out of the bath !

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

it wasnt me honest....the cat nudged my arm......and am also just out of the bath.....so nothing to take off......i'll have some chocolate though......if theres any left.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New supplies of B & G arriving any second now.... existing supplies depleted single-handed while simultaneously doing and undoing bra straps... as commands vary from one minute to the next...

hold ups now COVERED in chocolate (always knew I should have been given Dawn French's role) ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules were meant to be broken!

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

Um... naked clean bathed women... Smelly as yummy as the chocolate with soft smooth texture and the chocolate the same too...

Stuff it I'm get naked RIGHT NOW!!!!

um... Bugger... Sssshhhh! I'm stil at work... Gets dress rapidly... I best come back to this naked when I get home? oops...

Phew... That's better... Dressed again now... But still very aroused ladies.... Wink... Wink...

Women and chocolate... (daydreams and hits 'post message'... )

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By *ottongue49Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

kebab

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"kebab

look who's let a bloke thought in... Kebab?

Kebab?

Oh!!! K E B A B...

Tee Hee

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

well stop tapping your damn camera with your broom handle mate taking pictures of your ass... Get in there... There's at least two naked and fresh out of the bath tub... You keep them company mate until I can get there...

and just agree with them that you love chocolate...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

and just agree with them that you love chocolate...

I was taking some more and all I got was a bit of leg! Slipped on sommat sticky mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

and just agree with them that you love chocolate...

Hell i took this one with the broom handle and i got boobs! I can join the pussy posse now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

and just agree with them that you love chocolate...

Hell i took this one with the broom handle and i got boobs! I can join the pussy posse now

I was refused entry to the pussy posse cos I looked better than them...

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)"

coco.... Where are they... Will I need a torch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)

coco.... Where are they... Will I need a torch?

Hurry... lol... they are melting... FAST

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"bloody hell spunk its all sticky in here! What's been going on???

and just agree with them that you love chocolate...

Hell i took this one with the broom handle and i got boobs! I can join the pussy posse now

I was refused entry to the pussy posse cos I looked better than them...

You and me sister

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i didnt read it

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By *ickens Cider OP Man
over a year ago

taunton

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)

coco.... Where are they... Will I need a torch?

Hurry... lol... they are melting... FAST

they're in you coco... Not in your coco? Phwar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i didnt read it

Acting on hearsay is not an offence... you are ok, guys, and we share the chocs and marshmellows with you

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)

coco.... Where are they... Will I need a torch?

Hurry... lol... they are melting... FAST

they're in you coco... Not in your coco? Phwar!!!

What exactly are you dipping in coco???

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

it wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kebab

marshmellows dipped in chocolate... forget the clothes and putting them back on... just dive in...

hold the marshmallows.. Love them too...

I'm coming back naked in a couple of hours as soon as I've got home... Hold on in there for me...

Found a place to save some marshmellows for you...;-)

coco.... Where are they... Will I need a torch?

Hurry... lol... they are melting... FAST

they're in you coco... Not in your coco? Phwar!!!

Getting a bit excited here, all that dipping...Need to continue another day, my partner who kindly provided me and the participants on this thread with B & G chocs this evening now wants his share...

Night night xx

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Wasn't my fault....was chasing a swan and it flew into your thread"

I was helping Jane with the swan to save it from the BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't my fault....was chasing a swan and it flew into your thread

I was helping Jane with the swan to save it from the BBQ

And? ..... did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been very good at being told not to do something....its the one sure fire way to make me do it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never been very good at being told not to do something....its the one sure fire way to make me do it!!!

makes note to try reverse psychology next time

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