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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not really

Believe in Jesus

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Not really

Believe in Jesus"

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus "

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal"

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere! "

Jesus is in all our buttholes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere! "

Even in the ladies room?!

Think of the things that guy has seen!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere!

Jesus is in all our buttholes?

Maybe you should have a dig around and report back to us what you found up there

For science!

crystal

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere!

Jesus is in all our buttholes?

Just looked and he is certainly not in mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere!

Jesus is in all our buttholes?

Is that what the priest said when you were a choirboy?

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"Not really

Believe in Jesus

Jesus

You got Jesus stuck up there?!

crystal

Don't have a go at me! Jesus is everywhere!

Jesus is in all our buttholes?

Must be the Second Coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description "

Passion (of the Christ) fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description "

pineapple ????

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

pineapple ????

yeah ... but still on the tree

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not really

Believe in Jesus"

The rumour is it was a hoover attachment, however, don't worry......

The doctor says he's picking up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

pineapple ????

yeah ... but still on the tree"

ouch

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well if he was up mine ive just flushed down the bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was a loo brush. One of those curved ones to get in all the books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao; you people crack me up; you're all a bit mad in your own little ways and I love you all

Fab is just fab

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

pineapple ????

yeah ... but still on the tree"

They don't grow on trees.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description "

My money was on a butternut squash or a water melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

praise the Lord. now pass the ammuninition!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

three wise men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

pineapple ????

yeah ... but still on the tree

They don't grow on trees."

nope they are a shrub, imagine having a shrubbery up your bum, snigger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Am I the only one who was trying to guess what he had stuck up there? I was thinking fruit of some description

pineapple ????

yeah ... but still on the tree

They don't grow on trees."

It's not really a fooking apple either.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"three wise men

Hhahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Three ......

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa......

you are fucking joking yeah ?

Three of them .... hahahahaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaa

ahhhhhh Funny

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

"three wise men

Hhahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Three ......

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa......

you are fucking joking yeah ?

Three of them .... hahahahaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaa

ahhhhhh Funny "

Obviously they took it in turns!! It was the last one that got stuck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sigh.... haha

Three Wise Men..... 3 of them ....haha

three.... fnawww so funny .......sigh

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

HAMPDEN GLOBE TROTTERS ..HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA HA THATS EVEN FUNNIER HA HA GAG GAG HA HA GAG GAG HA HA GAG GAG HA HA HA HA.THERE MUST BE TWENTY OF THEM HA I CANT FUCKING BREATH HA GAG GAG HA HA- THAT CANT BE TO BE HA HA HA HA. HA HA.TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY HA HA HA...eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put an apple pip up your bum would it grow into an apple tree?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"HAMPDEN GLOBE TROTTERS ..HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA HA THATS EVEN FUNNIER HA HA GAG GAG HA HA GAG GAG HA HA GAG GAG HA HA HA HA.THERE MUST BE TWENTY OF THEM HA I CANT FUCKING BREATH HA GAG GAG HA HA- THAT CANT BE TO BE HA HA HA HA. HA HA.TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY HA HA HA...eh ?

Who are they ?

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