FabSwingers.com forum: Misfortune Cookies......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Pinching the idea from a t.v. prog...

Keep them impersonal please

The shit day you've just had is as good as it gets this year.

Your unlucky number is 96 and this is also your only sex position for the next decade.

Your post surgery double can be found in the face of the blobfish!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Let thy words be few for they are unimportant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who pee in wind get his own back.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Everyone you know is out to get you. Avoid strangers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Everyone you know is out to get you. Avoid strangers.

Your least favourite colour is purple.

YOu're meeting Mr and Mrs. Purple for sex.

The end of his dick is .........

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Before leaving restaurant take out life insurance, you shall need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will die miserable and alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This misfortunate cookie was made in Chernobyl

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Misery awaits you. Give up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Stay in bed surrounded by next of kin.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you're wrong.

If you think you wouldn't be missed when you die, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

That top with those trousers? I don't think so!

You've just had an expensive and average meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chef has Norovirus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to Horoscope by Weird Al Yankovic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v369oUAfDzQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meal you just had was so full of MSG you will glow in the drak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hanging washing out in bare feet you will step on a slug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger (stolen but I love it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ex will win the Euromillions jackpot the day after your divorce becomes absolute

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you next log into fab take out FORUM INSURANCE immediately.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

That wasn't chicken

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