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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kill a jack russell!?!

I literally JUST put clean covers on the kids beds, started Hoovering, and he came in from the garden, where he had rolled in mud (all over the back of his head and collar) , jumped on the bed and rolled around fuming isn't the word....

Then, after i told him off he poked his head through the bannisters where I'd hung clean washing and got more mud over my work trousers

Now he's hiding under a blanket in his bed because he doesn't want a bath

Disclaimer:tongue in cheek post, I wouldn't really kill him, maybe just maim him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him to me! They are my favourites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill a jack russell!?!

I literally JUST put clean covers on the kids beds, started Hoovering, and he came in from the garden, where he had rolled in mud (all over the back of his head and collar) , jumped on the bed and rolled around fuming isn't the word....

Then, after i told him off he poked his head through the bannisters where I'd hung clean washing and got more mud over my work trousers

Now he's hiding under a blanket in his bed because he doesn't want a bath

Disclaimer:tongue in cheek post, I wouldn't really kill him, maybe just maim him "

The joys of being a dog owner lol i feel for ya hun try avin a jap akita lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bless him. We had a Fell Terrier years ago and he stole a leg of lamb cooling in the cupboard. The tales I could tell you about the dog we had when we were kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him to me! They are my favourites!"

By the way, this is actually a demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him to me! They are my favourites!

By the way, this is actually a demand."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw is he like Eddie off Frasier. Is he cocking his head now looking at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him for a curry or a chinese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Take him for a curry or a chinese. "

Or donate him to Tescos

Ooo sorry wrong species they like horse. Neigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw is he like Eddie off Frasier. Is he cocking his head now looking at you "

Oh you have just reminded me of a quote about Eddie that made me chuckle when I first watched it

I call him Eddie Spaghetti

Is that because he likes pasta?

No...because he has worms

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Giving him a bath will be punishment and he will reward you by rolling in something that smells really bad.

My now dead cat used to come in with wet muddy paws, walk through the bathroom, kitchen, hallway and up some stairs, into the bedroom and all without leaving a single wet or muddy pawprint until she got to my newly made bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My now dead cat used to come in with wet muddy paws, walk through the bathroom, kitchen, hallway and up some stairs, into the bedroom and all without leaving a single wet or muddy pawprint "

Is that because it was a ghost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I'm still waiting for my dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really have to blame the person that let the muddy dog back in the house...

My Staffy gets hosed off outside if he gets really muddy, he hates it, but will happily jump in water whilst out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My now dead cat used to come in with wet muddy paws, walk through the bathroom, kitchen, hallway and up some stairs, into the bedroom and all without leaving a single wet or muddy pawprint

Is that because it was a ghost? "

Maybe she was dead and I hadn't noticed. Why did she choose to leave the wet muddy prints on my clean sheets though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will kill him for you. I can't stand the yappy snappy little things.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him to me! They are my favourites!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill him for you. I can't stand the yappy snappy little things.

X"

I used to like you.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"You really have to blame the person that let the muddy dog back in the house...

My Staffy gets hosed off outside if he gets really muddy, he hates it, but will happily jump in water whilst out "

our collies are the same, they have that sixth sense when i turn the hose on to wash them post walking (more like slipping and wading atm)..

whilst out they are in the puddles ditches and love a good stream for a swim..

show them the lets get clean water and its na, no ty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill him for you. I can't stand the yappy snappy little things.

X

I used to like you. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and I'm still waiting for my dog. "
I'll pop him in the post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You really have to blame the person that let the muddy dog back in the house...

My Staffy gets hosed off outside if he gets really muddy, he hates it, but will happily jump in water whilst out

our collies are the same, they have that sixth sense when i turn the hose on to wash them post walking (more like slipping and wading atm)..

whilst out they are in the puddles ditches and love a good stream for a swim..

show them the lets get clean water and its na, no ty..

"

They do make you wonder don't they, if I water the garden with the hose he throws himself of the hose trying to play with it, try and clean him and he's gone.

It's been raining here for the last four and a half hours and I'm not looking forward to walking him

I have to put him on a lead when it's raining, because after whinging to be taken out, he'll go a 100 metres then bugger off back home I turn around and I'm on my own, he does give up whinging afterwards though...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i once hada jack Russell and when i came home it got that excited it used to piss on my head..i swapped it for a ferret.. x x X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

three hours gas mark six or 180 degrees

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