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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would be your talent if we were to hold a talent competition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your talent if we were to hold a talent competition?

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I can suck my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing, I love to sing for an audience when I can muster up the confidence (that usually involves either getting d*unk or waiting until they are).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck farts out of my own butt and then ignite them in a burp of fire

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I can fire a dildo out of my fanny....more of a weapon than a talent though...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can gargle rule brittania while whistling god save the queen from my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fire a dildo out of my fanny....more of a weapon than a talent though...lol"

I shall forever call you Torpedo Cunt from now on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can fire a dildo out of my fanny....more of a weapon than a talent though...lol

I shall forever call you Torpedo Cunt from now on "
You betcha baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fire a dildo out of my fanny....more of a weapon than a talent though...lol

I shall forever call you Torpedo Cunt from now on "

Pmsl....ive just spat coffee all over my screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be the serious person here and give a serious answer. I would tap dance. Naked. My tits would be windmilling and I would probably wet myself

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Pmsl!! Pops! Behave! .... Crush walnuts with me arse cheeks!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl!! Pops! Behave! .... Crush walnuts with me arse cheeks!! Lol "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a mean impression of a helicopter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have any talents ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can piss into the toilet from 10 paces with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fire a dildo out of my fanny....more of a weapon than a talent though...lol"

Where do I sign?!

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a contortionist so any confide spaces will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L has an amazing voice. I play the trumpet.

Boring answer. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and play guitar and get sucked off

at the same time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"L has an amazing voice. I play the trumpet.

Boring answer. Soz"
I play the piano, and the saxophone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only talent i'm afraid would mean i'd have to be a Judge.

I know a cunning stunt when i see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sing and play guitar and get sucked off

at the same time

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and never play a bum chord??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your talent if we were to hold a talent competition?

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To wank as normal all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bum chords! Just perfectly played!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doing the birdie song with my eyebrows

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Well this thread started off as a side show at a carnival and now it's an orchestra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your talent if we were to hold a talent competition?

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Not get hard when on fab all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm I can do the splits, touch my nose with my tongue, juggle, I do a mean Mickey Mouse and scooby doo impression, and can play the spoons, I now realise I need to get out more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a good "sergei" impressionn....re tv meerkat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do a good "sergei" impressionn....re tv meerkat "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can piss into the toilet from 10 paces with a hard on "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"L has an amazing voice. I play the trumpet.

Boring answer. SozI play the piano, and the saxophone."

With your hands or piss flaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing and play the guitar and can clear a room in 30secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"L has an amazing voice. I play the trumpet.

Boring answer. SozI play the piano, and the saxophone."

Then we have a trio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make any woman come in under 5 secs.......

Simply by saying the words " Could you come here a sec please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can piss into the toilet from 10 paces with a hard on

Me too. "

That i need to see.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can walk into a wall and not bang my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can walk into a wall and not bang my nose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once scored 120 with darts, firing them out of my map eye

It would have been 180 but the third one bounced off the wire

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can have an argument when alone

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I can suck cock underwater (just don't dare try holding my head in place)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck cock underwater (just don't dare try holding my head in place) "

Thats a whole new meaning to snorkelling !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can have an argument when alone "

is that bi swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do stuff better than anyone else can..its a talent and a curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosie red arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably sing...... No Adele though Pops!

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By *ar2curious2Couple
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"L has an amazing voice. I play the trumpet.

Boring answer. SozI play the piano, and the saxophone."

My wife plays the 'pink oboe'......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get a woman to slap my face in a bar within 30 secs of walking into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pee standing up oh and touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak fluent Gibberish.

Nette can suck a football through a Hosepipe

Suckitnsee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd probably sing...... No Adele though Pops! "

Why you going to break my heart like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can pee standing up oh and touch my nose with my tongue "

...i need to see this. Both of it. It's ironic. I pee sitting down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs has a talent for spying fit ladies and pointing them out to me and telling me how sexy and how she wants one of our fem neighbours with me shes just filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My only talent i'm afraid would mean i'd have to be a Judge.

I know a cunning stunt when i see one. "

I transposed the "c" and "s" and read that as something else

I'll blame the earlier torpedo comment and not my unclean mind

Surely I'm not the only one who did that?!

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