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Do You Surprise Yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sometimes things come out of my mouth and I'm more surprised than the person sitting next to me....

Does anyone else do this?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Only when I'm pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes things come out of my mouth and I'm more surprised than the person sitting next to me....

Does anyone else do this?"

Unfortunately yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, everyone knows what im like now lol.

although i sometimes get a funny look when i sound supportive as opposed to dismissive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only when I'm pissed."

Ordinarily I try and say as little as I can get away with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only when I'm pissed."

I do it more sober than I do d*unk! We went out for lunch on Monday and there was a picture of a coal miner statue above MrWho's head, only then did I twig that Coalville was a mining town... I even said, "oh that's where the name comes from!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny "

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!"

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sometimes things come out of my mouth and I'm more surprised than the person sitting next to me....

Does anyone else do this?"

If it was sommat like a coach n horses I'd be surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working. "

Sex line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol "

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.

Sex line?"

psychic line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.

Sex line?

psychic line."

I knew that.

Can I have a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh) "

which one shouldn't I tell lol ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just call my number x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Only when I'm pissed.

Ordinarily I try and say as little as I can get away with."

I get noisier the more I drink. When I get quiet again it's time to worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG i do this all the time, went on a non fab date on Satuday to the zoo, few phrases that came out of my mouth; wanking monkeys, do animals take part in oral sex? feel sorry for lady rhinos, the males are so big, would be like you trying to mount me!!

Don't think date 2 is likely soon, he called me unique haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

which one shouldn't I tell lol .... "

Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm always trying to surprise myself. I shout 'BOO!' occasionally or some times I hide in a wardrobe and jump out to frighten me but it all feels so predictable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

which one shouldn't I tell lol ....

Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!) "

that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always trying to surprise myself. I shout 'BOO!' occasionally or some times I hide in a wardrobe and jump out to frighten me but it all feels so predictable. "

agggggggggggggggggggggggggh help

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm always trying to surprise myself. I shout 'BOO!' occasionally or some times I hide in a wardrobe and jump out to frighten me but it all feels so predictable.

agggggggggggggggggggggggggh help "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pretty constantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

which one shouldn't I tell lol ....

Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!)

that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault "

There is proof though lol, it is definitely my fault! Oh well, I have making good to do! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am never surprised, I know I talk utter shite. I mean well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

which one shouldn't I tell lol ....

Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!)

that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault

There is proof though lol, it is definitely my fault! Oh well, I have making good to do! Lol"

u havent got the gist of this "it isnt my fault" bit have u .... even with evidence u still wiggle out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh) "

I can read you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

I can read you know!"

Its alright, I'm going to ring you and make good - promise. I hadn't forgotten seeing you, I'd forgotten that I saw Minxie! (sorry Minxie!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.

Sex line?

psychic line.

I knew that.

Can I have a job?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny

And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!

thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol

Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)

I can read you know!

Its alright, I'm going to ring you and make good - promise. I hadn't forgotten seeing you, I'd forgotten that I saw Minxie! (sorry Minxie!!!!) "

Nice ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always at how awesome I am and multitalented I can be, but not many see that side of me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nothing I say and do surprises me any more

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