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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really slow morning on the forums, so he's the thread equivalent of crisps and cola for breakfast.

Once there was an overweight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger tosser who was gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ginger tosser who was gay "

who decided to invest in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a swinging club in torbay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this have to rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this have to rhyme "

No.


"a swinging club in torbay"

exclusively for fat, ginger tossers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

not necessarily i answered airily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not necessarily i answered airily"

you can participate albeit warily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this have to rhyme

No.

a swinging club in torbay

exclusively for fat, ginger tossers"

Who like to eat cheese

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Does this have to rhyme

No.

a swinging club in torbay

exclusively for fat, ginger tossers

Who like to eat cheese"
they called it stinking bishops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this have to rhyme

No.

a swinging club in torbay

exclusively for fat, ginger tossers

Who like to eat cheese they called it stinking bishops"

and it proved very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the shampoo ran out...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Until the shampoo ran out..."

And they had to use...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the condoms ran out

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use..."

twice distilled albino ninja urine

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine"

Which apart from the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell"

Is very hard to purchase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase "

and shops that sell it

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it"

Are all in dublin

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin"

Are all in Dublin, ireland

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin

Are all in Dublin, ireland"

Which is known for it's

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it"
are all closed on Thursdays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin

Are all in Dublin, ireland

Which is known for it's "

wonderful all singing, all dancing

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

So they had to fly

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So they had to fly"

to the great british soil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin

Are all in Dublin, ireland

Which is known for it's

wonderful all singing, all dancing"

Meerkats, who like to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin

Are all in Dublin, ireland

Which is known for it's

wonderful all singing, all dancing

Meerkats, who like to play"

blindfolded unicycle chainsaw juggling whilst...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until the shampoo ran out...

And they had to use...

twice distilled albino ninja urine

Which apart from the smell

Is very hard to purchase

and shops that sell it

Are all in dublin

Are all in Dublin, ireland

Which is known for it's

wonderful all singing, all dancing

Meerkats, who like to play

blindfolded unicycle chainsaw juggling whilst..."

Eating donuts and drinking beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And lots of chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then suddenly, the meerkats decided...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

a swinging club in torbay

exclusively for fat, ginger tossers

Who like to eat cheese"

ah thought this was about me until the bit about cheese was mentioned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then suddenly, the meerkats decided..."

to commit suicide. RIP Meerkats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met liked loved lost, celebrated!

Jayxxx

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