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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

pass the pigs is a great game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a cushion for that naughty step lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A candy thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner and night in my lovely hotel room . At no cost to them that's my gift .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twister and baby oil x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

nipple tassels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twister and baby oil x"

now that Idea I like

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sassy - Phoenix Nights boxset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinatitz

2 castor wheels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tina.. a slinky baby doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popping candy and ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold, rope, wand !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some CK boxers and a whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some CK boxers and a whip"

Nipple clamps and a teddy bear

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Some Frosties for his tiger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some Frosties for his tiger. "

Not a strap on....

Probably some posh yet delicious biscuits.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Some Frosties for his tiger.

Not a strap on....

Probably some posh yet delicious biscuits. "

Ooh posh biscuits, get you.

I would get you one odour eater for your shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some veg "

A funky new hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing strips , lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A bag of fruit salad sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit, nobody has ever brought me a gift

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"shit, nobody has ever brought me a gift "

Here, have some flip up shades for your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cushion for that naughty step lol"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"shit, nobody has ever brought me a gift

Here, have some flip up shades for your glasses "

and my gift?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"shit, nobody has ever brought me a gift

Here, have some flip up shades for your glasses

and my gift? "

Tina, you can have a silk draw string bag for that black, ribbed, conical, mystery object in your gallery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookies of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a brown paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big roll of big bubble wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease: some more soap suds

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I once bought a guy I was seeing Jelly Tots. I'm not one for I love yous so qhen he asked why such a strange gift I said....

Because I love you lots like jelly tots

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Tease: some more soap suds "

A cigarette holder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease: some more soap suds

A cigarette holder. "

A framed selfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of wet wipes and knee pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease: some more soap suds

A cigarette holder. "

Hahahahaha!!!

I wound get you some sex dice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative "

dates or meets? completely different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would steal the gnome out your neighbours garden and give that to you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things "

A Birmingham City shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things

A Birmingham City shirt "

villa top _

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things

A Birmingham City shirt

villa top _"

I was thinking of using the City top for mopping up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things

A Birmingham City shirt

villa top _

I was thinking of using the City top for mopping up afterwards"

thats the best offer i have had all day, can i burn it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things

A Birmingham City shirt

villa top _

I was thinking of using the City top for mopping up afterwards

thats the best offer i have had all day, can i burn it after "

Of course....if we hadn't set it on fire already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book of raffle tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When meeting i normally bring a gift of some sort.. bit of a talking point and comedy factor to break the ice. Previous gifts have included a butternut squash, mankini, choc fudge cake, squirty cream, iced doughnuts, karaoke boyzone cd, bow tie...

So what would be your random choice of gift for the user above..

Wine n chocolates are already standard issue so be creative

dates or meets? completely different things

A Birmingham City shirt

villa top _

I was thinking of using the City top for mopping up afterwards

thats the best offer i have had all day, can i burn it after

Of course....if we hadn't set it on fire already "

yay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book of raffle tickets "

a duster :_

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A box of wet wipes and knee pads "

Ha! That's funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red - a Ginger Afro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi = a new tool set for his new found love of DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red - a Ginger Afro! "

I have one of those already. It was ok this morning, now it's more.... Ruffled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book of raffle tickets

a duster :_"

Ooo that'd tickle.

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"Blindfold, rope, wand ! "
sounds good

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