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"I have just had a wank with a marrow as I ran out of batteries" is that a statement or playing the game? lol You need to put something for the next poster.... | |||
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"I have just had a wank with a marrow as I ran out of batteriesis that a statement or playing the game? lol You need to put something for the next poster.... " Sorry I really crap!! | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair..." In creosote I am making ma sarnies for work tomorrow.... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair..." I think you forgot that what's in your hand is bleach. You're washing your hair with bleach. ..i'm just lying down on my bed wiggling my toes.. | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair..." You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheese | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair..." and have hung it out on the line to dry. i have to go to the hospital tomorrow | |||
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"You are drinking a glass of Pinot Grigio while sitting on the empty bottle. I am eating prawn crackers..." Buggeration, are you in my back yard??? You forgot to mention that you scraped the prawn crackers off your last meet's underwear | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... and have hung it out on the line to dry. i have to go to the hospital tomorrow" And I forgot to mention that I'm not looking forward to that umbrella thingie in my japs eye | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair..." You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine... I'm drinking single malt... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine... I'm drinking single malt..." You forgot to mention that the single malt is actually a hot cup of Ovaltine. I'm watching telly.......... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine... I'm drinking single malt... You forgot to mention that the single malt is actually a hot cup of Ovaltine. I'm watching telly.........." But it's CBB 
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheese" You forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks | |||
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"Itheyre really John Holmes' condoms  "What you failed to mention is they didnt fit! I am pissed off.... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks" and now popeye has cold feet (literally) my sarnies still haven't been made... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks and now popeye has cold feet (literally) my sarnies still haven't been made..." But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling I love Cornish pasties | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks and now popeye has cold feet (literally) my sarnies still haven't been made... But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling I love Cornish pasties" Better than a warm American pie to fuck. I'm sitting on the toilet. | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks and now popeye has cold feet (literally) my sarnies still haven't been made... But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling I love Cornish pasties Better than a warm American pie to fuck. I'm sitting on the toilet. " having a shit that's like Pedigree chum slipping down my leg! I'm washing my knickers... | |||
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"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway. I'm washing my hair... You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks and now popeye has cold feet (literally) my sarnies still haven't been made... But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling I love Cornish pasties Better than a warm American pie to fuck. I'm sitting on the toilet. having a shit that's like Pedigree chum slipping down my leg! I'm washing my knickers..." In the toilet at the sink is blocked. Should have flushed it first tho as last nights floater is getting in the way My dog is rubbing his arse on the carpet | |||
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"I'm washing my knickers..." ...in a hurry, cos I've just had a hot curry  
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