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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or I'm going to have to go and do my handwashing.

I hate handwashing.

Save me!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bit thin tonight isn't it, think I'll go eat chicken.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One of my friends has accused me of having monkeyed around with her desktop image when I visited on Sunday. A shocking accusation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is saying any thing exciting tonight

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I also need to go and stumble about in the dark with a torch and sink in to the sodden lawn, to get something out of the shed. I don't want to do that either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just switched on are you saying I should switch off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just made pancakes and Forever Young is on TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im drinking orange Baileys

Its an unusual beverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here ya go.......

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long.

2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.

3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

4. Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The Wright brother's invented the airplane.

5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

7. The word "set" has the most number of definitions in the English language; 192 Slugs have four noses.

8. Sharks can live up to 100 years.

9. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

10. Kangaroos can't walk backwards.

11. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday.

12. The largest recorded snowflake was 15 Inch wide and 8 Inch thick. It fell in Montana in 1887.

13. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

14. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency.

15. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.

16. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.

17. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

18. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.

19. Octopus have three hearts.

20. If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.

21. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

22. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.

23. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.

24. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.

25. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

26. Most cats are left pawed.

27. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

28. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

29. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

30. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.

31. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs have four noses ! Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can't look up...

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow "

I have 5 in the next 18 months

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm off to Morocco next week.

Well I think that's interesting anyway.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow

I have 5 in the next 18 months "

You're only supposed to marry one at a time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pint of blood weighs 1 lb

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dogs can't look up..."

What if they are lying on their back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a reoccurring hair on my left nipple, I've been plucking it out for years yet it still comes back!!

Well maybe not interesting but I think so

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow

I have 5 in the next 18 months

You're only supposed to marry one at a time."

lol I wear them out too quickly haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've posted about my indigestion if that helps??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did Churchill offer Éamon de Valera NI in exchange for using Cork Harbour during WWII?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of blood weighs 1 lb

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

That's why I weigh so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ? "

no but you need a rabies shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow "

my sisters getting married this year, possibly next year, and I'm a bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can't look up..."

course they can, big al says so

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ? "

No visa is required. A translator maybe, but no visa.

We're all lovely really though. Well, most of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rare of the day.

I completed the four creme egg challenge.

I looked like a dog with rabies

It was gross but a good laugh.

My prize was wine.

Nette

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot "

Oi!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've braved the shed.

This is beginning to look serious, folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi! "

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the beginning woman created God and she has been in charge ever since?

For heterosexual males the first nine months existence is trying exit from a vagina. The rest of your life is spent trying to get back into it.

When a male masturbates (particularly) in the pubescent years up to 30 million sperm can be released, most of which end up on the sheets of the bed.

The female hormone oestrogen if categorised as an explosive would have a rating of 8 on a volatility range of 1 to 10 when nuclear fusion is rated 10. Testosterone would, if measured in the same way would have a rating of 0.0001. Some males of the species would have you believe that men are somehow stronger.

During an orgasm a woman can generate sufficient electrical energy (if stored) to run a 40 watt bulb for 3 hours.

Most men produce around 150m spermatozoa a day. If not released the body absorbs the amino acid and turns it into a special protein that strengthens the optic nerve (among others) to help with eye sight which give rise to the theory that too much self abuse will make you go blind.

In ancient Egypt women with large clitoris's were encouraged to become members of the Pharaohs " Elite Sanctum" and would be allowed to masturbate in public.

If you have read this far then you have too much time on your hands as all the above is the subject of an overactive fertile mind who like you has nothing to do but trawl through the bollox which is the Fab Forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opprobrious you should write a novel with that imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opprobrious you should write a novel with that imagination "
I am its about a single mans sojourn in the world of recreational sex (swinging to the initiated) at about 10 chapters now. Just at the point where the hero (me) arrives at a couples house and the door is opened..............well you will have to wait for it to be published and buy a copy from my publishers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi!

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich "
he doesn't must be a working away post again lol

I have rabies tonight lol

Nette

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Opprobrious you should write a novel with that imagination I am its about a single mans sojourn in the world of recreational sex (swinging to the initiated) at about 10 chapters now. Just at the point where the hero (me) arrives at a couples house and the door is opened..............well you will have to wait for it to be published and buy a copy from my publishers! "

Get yourself to London this weekend for the Being a Man festival at the South Bank. They want men with thoughts to join in.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi!

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich "

I live in Norwich now, I was born and grew up nearer the coast.

Despite what Gentleman Ben says, we don't all have 7 webbed fingers on each hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skidaddles in sideways shouting uuuuu hoooooo almost knocking over the pot plant ...... what have I missed and Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opprobrious you should write a novel with that imagination I am its about a single mans sojourn in the world of recreational sex (swinging to the initiated) at about 10 chapters now. Just at the point where the hero (me) arrives at a couples house and the door is opened..............well you will have to wait for it to be published and buy a copy from my publishers!

Get yourself to London this weekend for the Being a Man festival at the South Bank. They want men with thoughts to join in.

"
Ms Splits I don't think........I am a man!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi!

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich he doesn't must be a working away post again lol

I have rabies tonight lol

Nette

"

She meant me, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also need to go and stumble about in the dark with a torch and sink in to the sodden lawn, to get something out of the shed. I don't want to do that either. "

look out for the peeping tom in the garden;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also need to go and stumble about in the dark with a torch and sink in to the sodden lawn, to get something out of the shed. I don't want to do that either. "

look out for the peeping tom in the garden;-)

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I also need to go and stumble about in the dark with a torch and sink in to the sodden lawn, to get something out of the shed. I don't want to do that either.

look out for the peeping tom in the garden;-)"

I don't need to. The bloody great dog will do that for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi!

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich he doesn't must be a working away post again lol

I have rabies tonight lol

Nette

She meant me, I think. "
yes I have rabies,

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently eating pickled onions causes both male and female ejaculate to harden almost as strong as super glue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been a bridesmaid.

Thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently eating pickled onions causes both male and female ejaculate to harden almost as strong as super glue!

"
Nah you made that up! If that was the case most people at a recent club Christmas party where onions were on the buffet would have needed the fire brigade to separate them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow "

We're contemplating ours this year but as for going to any nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get a reoccurring hair on my left nipple, I've been plucking it out for years yet it still comes back!!

Well maybe not interesting but I think so "

Good god so do I. Perhaps we are twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid.

Thankfully. "

Mrnotts and I are getting wed in August. Would you like to be matron of honour

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am going to a Hoedown....well I will find it extremely interesting!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I found the stopcock today and I'm moving in two weeks. Is that interesting enough?

I've only been here ten years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opprobrious you should write a novel with that imagination I am its about a single mans sojourn in the world of recreational sex (swinging to the initiated) at about 10 chapters now. Just at the point where the hero (me) arrives at a couples house and the door is opened..............well you will have to wait for it to be published and buy a copy from my publishers! "

are you using real names?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know if i need a Visa to enter Norwich ?

no but you need a rabies shot

Oi!

sorry! Didn't realise you came from Norwich

I live in Norwich now, I was born and grew up nearer the coast.

Despite what Gentleman Ben says, we don't all have 7 webbed fingers on each hand! "

I've been to Norwich a few times. I survived!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid.

Thankfully.

Mrnotts and I are getting wed in August. Would you like to be matron of honour "

Oo-er a matron. In a nurse's outfit?

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm starting a new job next Tuesday....if anyone's interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the year that I was born - most of the people ever born were still alive....!!!

True fact.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just received a text message, happy days

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow "

Yep! Our own one!

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow


"anyone got any weddings to go to this year yet .. im off to my cousins tomorrow "

Yep! Our own one!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm starting a new job next Tuesday....if anyone's interested? "

What doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans"

In 2012 there were 7.046 billion people on earth. Who made the chickens stand still long enough to count them and how long did it take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here ya go.......

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long.

2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.

3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

4. Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The Wright brother's invented the airplane.

5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

7. The word "set" has the most number of definitions in the English language; 192 Slugs have four noses.

8. Sharks can live up to 100 years.

9. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

10. Kangaroos can't walk backwards.

11. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday.

12. The largest recorded snowflake was 15 Inch wide and 8 Inch thick. It fell in Montana in 1887.

13. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

14. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency.

15. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.

16. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.

17. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

18. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.

19. Octopus have three hearts.

20. If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.

21. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

22. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.

23. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.

24. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.

25. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

26. Most cats are left pawed.

27. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

28. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

29. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

30. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.

31. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

"

Cats are left-pawed? I must watch mine more closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm starting a new job next Tuesday....if anyone's interested?

What doing? "

Race car preparation - restoration - rebuild

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Good luck with that, it sounds different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More interesting facts,

1, You can't wash your eyes with soap

2, You can't count hair

3, You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out

4, You just tried no.3

6, When you did no.3 you realized its possible, only you look like a dog

7, you're smiling right now, because you were fooled

8, You skipped no.5

9, You just checked to see if there is a no.5

10, That was funny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Inside the Animal Mind is interesting.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"I'm starting a new job next Tuesday....if anyone's interested?

What doing?

Race car preparation - restoration - rebuild "

Sounds like a great way to earn a wage.

All the best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1784 Kettle War, between the Netherlands and the Holy Roman Empire involved only a single shot - It hit a kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathing on the shore of Lake Karachai in Russia for one hour can give you a fatal dose of radiation.

How am I doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 1970s the British Stripper Frank Jakeman insured his Penis for £1 million

anyone bored yet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In the 1970s the British Stripper Frank Jakeman insured his Penis for £1 million

anyone bored yet "

Not me but then I am watching the animal programme and it's really interesting. I didn't know that butterflies have a stronger sense of smell than dogs and they don't even have noses.

Dogs will use their eyes more than their noses if given a visual cue. Fascinating stuff.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm watching "Up" and the bird just got captured and dragged away, calling to her babies I feel really sad now.

I'm obviously hormonal or something I'm feeling sad for an animated bird?

I'm quite worried about myself.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm watching "Up" and the bird just got captured and dragged away, calling to her babies I feel really sad now.

I'm obviously hormonal or something I'm feeling sad for an animated bird?

I'm quite worried about myself."

"Up" is one of my favourite films. The first 10 minutes has me in tears every time I watch it. Cry away and feel cleansed after.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm watching "Up" and the bird just got captured and dragged away, calling to her babies I feel really sad now.

I'm obviously hormonal or something I'm feeling sad for an animated bird?

I'm quite worried about myself.

"Up" is one of my favourite films. The first 10 minutes has me in tears every time I watch it. Cry away and feel cleansed after.

"

I haven't seen it before. I've not got as far as crying. If I cry over an animated film I really will think I've flipped. I am very worried about Kevin's babies though.

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