FabSwingers.com forum: Ring tones

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Was having a laffabout this the other day.

Not sure if can still do it as not checked out my new phone, but my old nokia was fun.

You could record your own stuff andset that as ring tones.

Well, 3 funny times =

1) had a bust up with fuck buddy, was messin me about - so me and my mate recorded us singing WANKER into my phone and set it is his ring tone.

All good and well while i was in her house - NOT so good when walkng down to the tube to go meet him, and my arse pocket suddently starts yelling WANKEEEEEEEEER WANKERRRRRR WANKERRRRRRRRRRR

lol

My bestest 2nd oldest mate - gorgeous with stunning blue eyes, knows she can pull all the boys. So we recored "sexyyyyyyyyyyyy eeverything about you so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

On the packed train at Clapham Junction - and my arse pocket started singing this "tune" - everyone was looking at each other with smirks, did i dare pull my phone out of my pocket and answer it

NO¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest.

Recorded myself saying

"Hello..............Coooooooeeeeeeeeeee............You there???............"

And set that as my ring tone.

Confused the hell out of people when it was left in the staff room!!!!

LOL

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my butler to answer mine

"I'm afraid someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically..shall I tell them to fuck off?"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv got mine set with songs that remind me of people lol

9 to 5 for work

thriller my brother looks like he escaped from the vid

single ladies for my best pal

i hate you so much for kiddos dad

dont stop believin for few other friends

i like big butts for my mum lol xx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got my butler to answer mine

"I'm afraid someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically..shall I tell them to fuck off?"

haha my dad has that one!!