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"Top shelf " You look like you have to heads | |||
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"leicscpl2011 "Who said conjoined twins can't be sexy" " Some folk have been lost in the Bermuda Triangle | |||
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"Ms Hx is the only person on record to have developed a phobia of lawn mowers " "Lucky for Tina all was ok as the shit was yet to hit the fan that day" | |||
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"Ms Hx is the only person on record to have developed a phobia of lawn mowers "Lucky for Tina all was ok as the shit was yet to hit the fan that day" " Ms Hx was wondering whether to buy a flymo or a petrol mower this year | |||
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"With all the funny avatars lucy had to prevent herself wetting herself.. crossing her legs worked " who says sassy is 2 faced? | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer" Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head " its a cruel joke to play on jimmy cricket. just as he was getting used to L and R | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head " Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" " mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal" Hehe very good | |||
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"I may have to change our avatar now... Lol with all the " loo " comments ha ha!! " legs 11 | |||
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"This tshirt's going to be a bitch to wash! " Hard to believe you are straight when you have a "bear" riding you | |||
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"Sleeping with a hedghog still counts as beastiality.. lol" Dear Mr Gru, I am writing to express interest in becoming a minion! | |||
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"Sleeping with a hedghog still counts as beastiality.. lol Dear Mr Gru, I am writing to express interest in becoming a minion!" God damm my washing machine breaking .. looks like i will use my stomach muscles as a wash board | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore " Stuarts behaviour was despicable | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable " I won't tell if you don't | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable I won't tell if you don't" What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable I won't tell if you don't What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley " Are my legs long enough? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00]" hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick" 'Believe in better' | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick" This sky box sure needs some juice | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick 'Believe in better'" Fuck the dress code | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? " Green really is your colour | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour " The cake eating penis invader | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour " 'Cream cake comin' up!' | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour 'Cream cake comin' up!'" ikeas new design in coat hooks attracts controversy | |||
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"Brightonsteve: He couldn't find any tighty whities so made his own. " Lickety couldn't find her own Minion, so made her own | |||
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"Next person who parks their bike here, will feel my full rant " Ryan considered his sock theft for some time.... | |||
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"Next person who parks their bike here, will feel my full rant Ryan considered his sock theft for some time...." After a fruitless search, Steve decided to call in private investigators to solve the missing budgie mystery | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. " Im not going out till you return my heels! | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. Im not going out till you return my heels!" Did sir require a frothy shot in his coffee? | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. Im not going out till you return my heels!" 'Her breasts came in breakfast, lunch and dinner varieties!' | |||
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"Ruan had had a bad day at the casino, even losing the shirt off his back! " 'Now how's THAT for a urine sample?!' | |||
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"Brighton Steve, is that a gun in your shorts or are you pleased to see me " Yippee ki-yay motherfucker! | |||
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"Brighton Steve, is that a gun in your shorts or are you pleased to see me Yippee ki-yay motherfucker!" The names bond, James Bond!!! | |||
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""Scubasteve was happy as he managed to save the booze in the resent floods" !" mmmm would love to lay on that lawn | |||
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"Toshn. Meat and no veg" gotca couple of jacket spuds hidden | |||
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"sexysinglestud "Now where did I put that sky remote" !!!!!!!?" I really like me new flymo ..... | |||
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"Moreish - 'Hello? Is that Daz? Your stuff made my jeans shrink!' " blow job would of been nicer if I'd put a plug on this fan | |||
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"Moreish - 'Hello? Is that Daz? Your stuff made my jeans shrink!' blow job would of been nicer if I'd put a plug on this fan " Ali wonders if mark really understood when she said she'd like to Swing | |||
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"She didn't read the small print for the Redcoats audition" The minion prayed to god it didn't erupt until after he'd cleared the summit. | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks" Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year????" Woody! | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! " I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack ! | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack !" You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool. | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack ! You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool." Me Tarzan.... You jane | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack ! You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool. Me Tarzan.... You jane " Oh my!!! The Avengers never had hats like that. Caption? Hats away...please | |||
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"A ripple in time " ...wanna see if they taste of strawberries too? | |||
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"made for kissing " Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) | |||
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"made for kissing Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) " Hidden agenda | |||
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"made for kissing Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) Hidden agenda " For sex on the beach | |||
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"made for kissing Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) Hidden agenda " One ass never enough | |||
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"made for kissing Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) Hidden agenda One ass never enough" L'important...c'est la rose l'important!! (one of the most famous French songs from a very lovely French singer - Google it!!) | |||
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"made for kissing Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film ) Hidden agenda One ass never enough L'important...c'est la rose l'important!! (one of the most famous French songs from a very lovely French singer - Google it!!)" Ooh...la...la | |||
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"Perfectly peachy " You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'. | |||
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"Perfectly peachy You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'." Torso for sale one owner! | |||
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"Perfectly peachy You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'. Torso for sale one owner!" The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy' | |||
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"Perfectly peachy You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'. Torso for sale one owner! The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy' " How about PeachesbyThe Presidents of the United States of America x | |||
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"Perfectly peachy You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'. Torso for sale one owner! The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy' How about PeachesbyThe Presidents of the United States of America x" Though that song features the line 'Poked my finger down inside' | |||
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"I'll twist to the left and twist to the right to make my waist a beautiful sight." 1st taste of bandage, and she was hooked! | |||
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"I'll twist to the left and twist to the right to make my waist a beautiful sight. 1st taste of bandage, and she was hooked!" Maybe not what I meant by skull fuck you | |||
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"That's for making me wear this purple shirt !!!!!!!!" You have a lovely sun tan | |||
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"That's for making me wear this purple shirt !!!!!!!! You have a lovely sun tan " Dam forgot my bra. | |||
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