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"leicscpl2011 "Who said conjoined twins can't be sexy" Some folk have been lost in the Bermuda Triangle | |||
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"Ms Hx is the only person on record to have developed a phobia of lawn mowers "Lucky for Tina all was ok as the shit was yet to hit the fan that day" | |||
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"Ms Hx is the only person on record to have developed a phobia of lawn mowers Ms Hx was wondering whether to buy a flymo or a petrol mower this year | |||
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"With all the funny avatars lucy had to prevent herself wetting herself.. crossing her legs worked who says sassy is 2 faced? | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer" Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head " its a cruel joke to play on jimmy cricket. just as he was getting used to L and R | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head " Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" " mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal | |||
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head Knocking on the loo door.. "Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal" Hehe very good | |||
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"I may have to change our avatar now... Lol with all the " loo " comments ha ha!! " legs 11 | |||
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"This tshirt's going to be a bitch to wash! Hard to believe you are straight when you have a "bear" riding you | |||
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"Sleeping with a hedghog still counts as beastiality.. lol" Dear Mr Gru, I am writing to express interest in becoming a minion! | |||
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"Sleeping with a hedghog still counts as beastiality.. lol Dear Mr Gru, I am writing to express interest in becoming a minion!" God damm my washing machine breaking .. looks like i will use my stomach muscles as a wash board | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore " Stuarts behaviour was despicable | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable " I won't tell if you don't | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable I won't tell if you don't" What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley | |||
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore Stuarts behaviour was despicable I won't tell if you don't What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley " Are my legs long enough? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00]" hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick" 'Believe in better' | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick" This sky box sure needs some juice | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 15:57:00] hernandez' passport photo did nothing to dissuade his friends from calling him a dick 'Believe in better'" Fuck the dress code | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? " Green really is your colour | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour " The cake eating penis invader | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour " 'Cream cake comin' up!' | |||
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" _itboyslim2 "Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ? Green really is your colour 'Cream cake comin' up!'" ikeas new design in coat hooks attracts controversy | |||
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"Brightonsteve: He couldn't find any tighty whities so made his own. " Lickety couldn't find her own Minion, so made her own | |||
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"Next person who parks their bike here, will feel my full rant Ryan considered his sock theft for some time.... | |||
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"Next person who parks their bike here, will feel my full rant After a fruitless search, Steve decided to call in private investigators to solve the missing budgie mystery | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. " Im not going out till you return my heels! | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. Im not going out till you return my heels!" Did sir require a frothy shot in his coffee? | |||
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session. Im not going out till you return my heels!" 'Her breasts came in breakfast, lunch and dinner varieties!' | |||
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"Ruan had had a bad day at the casino, even losing the shirt off his back! " 'Now how's THAT for a urine sample?!' | |||
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"Brighton Steve, is that a gun in your shorts or are you pleased to see me " Yippee ki-yay motherfucker! | |||
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"Brighton Steve, is that a gun in your shorts or are you pleased to see me Yippee ki-yay motherfucker!" The names bond, James Bond!!! | |||
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""Scubasteve was happy as he managed to save the booze in the resent floods" !" mmmm would love to lay on that lawn | |||
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"Toshn. Meat and no veg" gotca couple of jacket spuds hidden | |||
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"sexysinglestud "Now where did I put that sky remote" !!!!!!!?" I really like me new flymo ..... | |||
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"She didn't read the small print for the Redcoats audition" The minion prayed to god it didn't erupt until after he'd cleared the summit. | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks" Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year????" Woody! | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack ! | |||
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"There's a snake in my trunks Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year???? Woody! You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool. | |||
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