FabSwingers.com forum: Taxidermist.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"

"No," replied the man "I am from London."

"So boyo" said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?"

"I'm a taxidermist." replied the man.

"A taxidermist?" asked the barman "What's one of them then?"

"Well" replied the man "I mount animals."

The barman then turned to all the other welshmen in the bar and said "It's ok lad's, he's one of us!"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have already spoken to Funky about when Obi pops his clogs - he can harvest his skin for his basement collection, and he'll mount Obi's cock for me

oh, wait . . .