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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Totally tongue in cheek thread before anyone starts thinking something bad has happened!

What do you consider a test of a relationship? We are (well I say we, I mean he!) about to attach a tv to the bedroom wall. It does mean we can watch stuff in bed rather than downstairs but I am wondering if there will be a few choice words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting up curtain poles. It was always my fault they went up wonky. We aren't together any more

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For us its sharing a bed for more than a couple of nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure why there should be choice words , unless you fall out over what to watch ?

Or worse still one of you watches in bed and the other downstairs and you don't spend time time together .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly telling me I would look better if I lost weight

I divorced him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For us its sharing a bed for more than a couple of nights

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Haha, I'm going home today, back on Friday, I think he will be glad to be not sleeping with a tumble dryer esque girlfriend for a few nights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure why there should be choice words , unless you fall out over what to watch ?

Or worse still one of you watches in bed and the other downstairs and you don't spend time time together .

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It'll be if he asks me to hold something, I'm rubbish at being straight!

To be honest its more so we can relax in bed and watch something rather than stay up and try to stay awake (oh and so we can watch porn too when we have a free house!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag"

like, have you read the instructions??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag

like, have you read the instructions?? "

Why would I read instructions? .....I'm a man lol

No she would talk about stuff like finances when I'm hanging off a step ladder, drilling a hole in the wall. I'm like "WTF are you going on about woman???". She would then get the arse and I would feel like a bad bastard. It's called DIY for a reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag

like, have you read the instructions??

Why would I read instructions? .....I'm a man lol

No she would talk about stuff like finances when I'm hanging off a step ladder, drilling a hole in the wall. I'm like "WTF are you going on about woman???". She would then get the arse and I would feel like a bad bastard. It's called DIY for a reason lol"

lol she was bored holding the ladder for so long. I used to panic when my ex wanted help. It would always end up with him screaming at me because he couldn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying and assembling Ikea furniture . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag

like, have you read the instructions?? "

I never read instructions and moan when something dosn't work, All i get is a TUT and give it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rule number one... Don't ask how many tool kits a man needs! Oh and also don't ask stupid questions like "can we drill yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For us its sharing a bed for more than a couple of nights

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this

being in a LDR we have got used to the time apart.

its when we are on holiday and spend a week solid together, thats a real test, rather than being over 200 miles, and a bit of water apart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news:

I have installed a new television and a new areal (a proper one from the roof). There was no blood, swearing or calamitous accidents. I even allowed Ruby to hold my hammer.

I also showed her how to wire a plug (without the use of a hammer!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good news:

I have installed a new television and a new areal (a proper one from the roof). There was no blood, swearing or calamitous accidents. I even allowed Ruby to hold my hammer.

I also showed her how to wire a plug (without the use of a hammer!)."

But are you brave enough to test the plug once she has wired it?!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Totally tongue in cheek thread before anyone starts thinking something bad has happened!

What do you consider a test of a relationship? We are (well I say we, I mean he!) about to attach a tv to the bedroom wall. It does mean we can watch stuff in bed rather than downstairs but I am wondering if there will be a few choice words."

As long as its good quality porn...the TV goes up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good news:

I have installed a new television and a new areal (a proper one from the roof). There was no blood, swearing or calamitous accidents. I even allowed Ruby to hold my hammer.

I also showed her how to wire a plug (without the use of a hammer!).

But are you brave enough to test the plug once she has wired it?!"

I have a PAT tester

I have just realized, I can now have an Xbox in the bedroom too (well I can think about it while she's not here!).

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'd say meeting all of my dad's family including my dad on one day was a fairly big test.

Also meeting my mum when you are going to the Rocky horror show in my French maids outfor complete with fishnet stockings and suspenders.

Sink or swim time

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Going clothes shopping with any woman!

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

I put a tv up on my bedroom wall because he liked watching tv in bed (my xmas pressie)

It gathered dust until it went to his.

I haven't been to his in nearly a year. It wasn't the tv that caused the problems more his 'you're easily replaced'

So was the space where the tv was placed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she takes the bloody chicken off my plate!! She can take everything else and i'd be okay with it. But, why my frigging chicken!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally tongue in cheek thread before anyone starts thinking something bad has happened!

What do you consider a test of a relationship? We are (well I say we, I mean he!) about to attach a tv to the bedroom wall. It does mean we can watch stuff in bed rather than downstairs but I am wondering if there will be a few choice words."

the big question is who's in charge of the remote control? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel style and preferences for me.

My ex hubby and I are very different in that respect, which was one of the reasons why we split up.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag"

but women always know best......at least you didn't lose your rug!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a good test of a realationship is when one takes ill. They either care for you and look after you or run. Bless my husband he stays no matter what I throw at him because he knows it is my frustration at my illness that is causing to act that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nats driving!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going clothes shopping with any woman! "

Strangely all my ex's loved me going shopping with them apparently I'm a straight version of Gok Wan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been in a long term relationship for that long now I couldn't bloody remember a test on a relationship

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally tongue in cheek thread before anyone starts thinking something bad has happened!

What do you consider a test of a relationship? We are (well I say we, I mean he!) about to attach a tv to the bedroom wall. It does mean we can watch stuff in bed rather than downstairs but I am wondering if there will be a few choice words.

the big question is who's in charge of the remote control? Lol "

I'm locking it in my gun safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not been in a long term relationship for that long now I couldn't bloody remember a test on a relationship "

I know I didn't bleat on about how great it was to anyone who would listen though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa! "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its bad enough living with Roger and his farty bum...boy that man can fart

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yes who has dibs on the remote .. who would rather watch tv than fuck ... mind you choosing between perving suzanna reid or will and grace will be hard ... loving the adjective tumbledrieresque

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Not sure why there should be choice words , unless you fall out over what to watch ?

Or worse still one of you watches in bed and the other downstairs and you don't spend time time together .

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"When she takes the bloody chicken off my plate!! She can take everything else and i'd be okay with it. But, why my frigging chicken!!

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You use a plate. I'm impressed pops.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa! "

Another WOW! moment. And another big smile at your happiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she takes the bloody chicken off my plate!! She can take everything else and i'd be okay with it. But, why my frigging chicken!!

You use a plate. I'm impressed pops. "

..how else am i meant to eat the chicken? Lol. If she don't eat from a plate - that would be another relationship tester.

Mind you, i haven't been in a relationship in a while now. So, not sure what happens nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I've not been in a long term relationship for that long now I couldn't bloody remember a test on a relationship

I know I didn't bleat on about how great it was to anyone who would listen though."

Did you miss the bit in the OP that said it was a tongue in cheek thread???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa! "

That is the best news I've heard about on here in the longest time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not been in a long term relationship for that long now I couldn't bloody remember a test on a relationship "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 20 yrs we have worked out that we need a clear plan of action that we both agree to if we are working together on any project around the house,it prevents us wishing mad powertool accidents on each other and having blood pressure so high our heads look like beetroots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa!

That is the best news I've heard about on here in the longest time "

Yep, me too!! So happy for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love watching The Bill. She used to wait till the Bill was on and then ask me a question involving the deployment of brain cells to formulate an answer

How utterly fucking stupid can someone be? I'm watching the Bill!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to love watching The Bill. She used to wait till the Bill was on and then ask me a question involving the deployment of brain cells to formulate an answer

How utterly fucking stupid can someone be? I'm watching the Bill!!!!!! "

Pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he is moving in next month...if I don't chop his hands off first for moving my cushions off the sofa! "

This is brilliant news.... Good luck to you both.. Hope he gets the hint about your sofa cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't do any sort of DIY with my ex. She would ask inane questions when I was concentrating and I would totally loose my rag"

Hehe other way round for us! I'm the DIYer....he's the academic! Works brilliantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timekeeping! Lol xx

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