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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Should I get a cake big enough for all of them?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Thank you, goodbye.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh you going then? Okay. See you soon. Bye. Bye. Byeeeeeeeeeee.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fucking bastard thing!

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Goodnight I luvs you....to my bestie mate whos house im staying at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha your funny

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Mmm that looks nice!

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Are you coming upstairs?

Unfortunately I was talking to the cat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hurry up ffs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Are you in bed already?

(also to the cat....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it so hard!! Argghhh Winds me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm sure batman could beat barbie your sister is winding you up now go to sleep .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush your teeth and get into bed please....love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nanite to Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yeah, give me a call innit'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Good night sweetheart, see you tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F**king police helicopter this time of tonight......to myself

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

She's got enough for a couple of calves and a drop for the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bag, take what you want

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

8 miles to the gallon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure I get up in time in the morning,night night love you

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

are you sure you want to go out it s raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God help us not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucking stink...

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Dog farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switch the thingy off. (to my son, hot water switch)

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I told you it was cold out there, come in silly.

To my cat, they never take my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, dude, I don't have any!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear God what next - when I had a message earlier from someone who wanted to buy my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No more food." and waved my hands at the pets after feeding them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers mate. , goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm amazing! .. see you soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant sleep...........

the reply was a snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep I'm going on FAB

No reply ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive careful, and have a good week.

(Not spoken since Sunday )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just check and see where their from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you want, just don't get it on the dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy night? Have a good sleep(To work colleagues)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be stick thin and grey after all of this!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

See you later sweetheart, stay safe, love you.

Seeing Mr off to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are your coco pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you son have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that little prick didn't hurt. Thanks very much.

To the plebotomist after having my blood taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh yes please.. Thank you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You are bloody spoilt (to one of my cats)

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Get up and in the shower or you'll be late for school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye, have a good day... Love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on the mini bus and stop flapping at the trees....To my daughter this morning.....Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS Do I HAVE to go to work???????

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

The pigs'll leave nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!.......heeeellloooooo!.........hello!

Click

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not guilty your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me.....

To myself due to being woke up in the middle of a thubderstorm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I am soooo hungry but i'm going back to sleep'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/01/14 09:15:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm she's nice

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If you pull your hat down you ll look like a bank robber,

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Thank you see you in four weeks at eleven . Bye

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

See you on Wednesday....when I left work yesterday

Christ I need to socialise more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greg it's half past four in the morning would you kindly turn that fu****g Xbox off and go to sleep...

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By *pentoanythingMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Fancy a cupper honey." She replied "it's about time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm she's nice "

Pops in and frowns xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mleeeeeh don't like my creepy dreams! *when I called my mr this morning at 4am crying*

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

wish we could see more of that on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you,at least it'll help someone else out if they hav'nt got one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thank you Mrs ****** is there anything else I can help you with today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your cock out of the cat and go to work

Not really

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

You watching those cheeky beaks in the garden.

*Me talking to the dog who is watching the birds in our garden.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hurts so bloody much and if I move the wrong way, my legs go from under me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let your dog shit there again, I’ll make you eat it’s fuk’in shite !

Now fuk-off…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right holly dog im off to bed ( holly is in fact our dog )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm she's nice

Pops in and frowns xxxxx"
Yes it was you I was looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a 10 second screw in ....... To a dinner lady at a school , Erm no matter how I explain it just sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers crossed... thanks for letting me know. Bye.

To school when they rang to say my daughter is being emotional but still in lessons at the moment. It's been the week (and weekend) of hell so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dropping the kids off at the pool.

(Im am writing this at the same time as having a dump. Who said men cant multitask?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you spit again i will sit you back on the naughty step....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you spit again i will sit you back on the naughty step...."

I hope that wasn't the male half of your couple to the female after sucky-sucky. LOL

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By *olarbear3Man
over a year ago

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Morninggggggggggggg as I cycled past and old couple walking there dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 Years ? I'm innocent you bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just north on the hill watching the ants scurry round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another beer please...

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

I have a weekly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I know that person on TV...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's probably diverted down the pub for a ruddy pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it doesn't go in like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who's brewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in between your legs

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

See you a bit later, love you, bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he bought your DVD back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, lurpak, odour eaters, febreze and kitchen towels....and don't be late back!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrrrgghhh which tit left that there???

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

thanks for buying the vodka....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it worked finally

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know you do darling. I do too.

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By *amelliaWoman
over a year ago

Newark

Really????!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop eating all the biscuits!

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