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By *noops123 OP   Man
over a year ago

bury st edmonds

..... Premier inn !!!!

What a dump !!!!

Shower took 35 mins to get hot and then the shower fell off into bath. !

Nice Mexican next door though ??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bournemouth Central sounds like the world's worst cop drama.

Picture the scene, the main Police Station of Bournemouth. Our heroes, Timothy and Tristan are called into the office of their superior. He is a big black man with a temper, looks like he is on the verge of a heart attack. He is shouting into the phone, doing his nut as the crime figures for people rocking the penny falls machines in the arcades are two days late. He slams the phone down. Glares menacing at our heroes and pops out a slimfast bar. He then gives them a dressing down, as the local neighbourhood watch is on his case about kids knocking on the doors of OAPs and running away. MEANWHILE, the entire population turns the telly off and starts digging out their boxsets of Hill Street Blues.

Cast - Gaffer - Don Warrington

Timothy - James Dreyfus

Tristan - James Dreyfus

Neighbourhood watch coordinator - James Dreyfus in grey wig

Urchin knocking on doors and running off - James Dreyfus

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Series gets canned after 2 episodes, but Channel 5 buy the rights and show it on Sunday mornings before they put 4 films in the dvd player, point a camera at the telly and then all go home.

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By *noops123 OP   Man
over a year ago

bury st edmonds

I'd watch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Series gets canned after 2 episodes, but Channel 5 buy the rights and show it on Sunday mornings before they put 4 films in the dvd player, point a camera at the telly and then all go home. "

Was Dreyfus not available then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice Mexican next door though ?? "

Hope you guys had a decent shag at least x

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By *noops123 OP   Man
over a year ago

bury st edmonds

Mexican was empty so didn't bother !

Went in prezzos next door again !!

Oh and about the shag !!

My lips are sealed !!!!

Well most of the time !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Series gets canned after 2 episodes, but Channel 5 buy the rights and show it on Sunday mornings before they put 4 films in the dvd player, point a camera at the telly and then all go home.

Was Dreyfus not available then?"

He cited prior commitments, he was starring in a porn film with a forumite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Series gets canned after 2 episodes, but Channel 5 buy the rights and show it on Sunday mornings before they put 4 films in the dvd player, point a camera at the telly and then all go home.

Was Dreyfus not available then?

He cited prior commitments, he was starring in a porn film with a forumite "

Forumite? Is that the growing up spread?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Quite a few end up getting spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a few end up getting spread "

You've got to love that, not hate it x

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