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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trousers to the knees or ankles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you would just lift your kilt up!

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By *riggsboy123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do know the majority of people in the western world shit incorrectly? I was having bowel issues so i went for a colonic and the nurse suggested a squatty potty which is a little platform so you squat over the pan instead of sitting on it. Feel a lot better for it. Think about it things like piles bowel cancer ibs etc didnt friggin exist till the 19th century ie with the advent of the western wc. If you squat u evacuate properly cos you position the rectal muscles in the right way in other words folk in the 3rd world do it correctly.

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

What a lot of old crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do know the majority of people in the western world shit incorrectly? I was having bowel issues so i went for a colonic and the nurse suggested a squatty potty which is a little platform so you squat over the pan instead of sitting on it. Feel a lot better for it. Think about it things like piles bowel cancer ibs etc didnt friggin exist till the 19th century ie with the advent of the western wc. If you squat u evacuate properly cos you position the rectal muscles in the right way in other words folk in the 3rd world do it correctly."

You will be telling us next that we should wipe our buns with left hand and eat with our right !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs . .. is this what it's come to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is one of those threads where I really wished I'd not opened!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it might have been about pics including loos. Lol. Not toilet habits lol

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


" this is one of those threads where I really wished I'd not opened!!"
I agree

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

come on its bad enough cleaning pee off the loo seat cos you sprinkle as you tinkle but poo ?? might as well give up on life now says she off to clean more bloody loos !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote "Think about it things like piles bowel cancer ibs etc didnt friggin exist till the 19th century ie with the advent of the western wc".

What a load of crap these health conditions are brought about by diet and what you are eating not what or how your dumping! A newspaper, Ipad or tablet always helps and relieves boredom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness is the answer, now what's the question ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on undi turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And in the current climate re "wind" ....and trying to poo outside (camping etc) it would bring a new meaning to the phrase "shit hitting the fan" ..........it would hit everything

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I find one foot on the seat and one on the floor is the best position. Rest an elbow on your raised knee like a pondering pose.

(Watch out for the splash)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always rested my feet on a small stool, platform, bringing your knees up towards your stomach, makes sure you evacuate your bowls properly, as a post said..

just think about Anal sex, if you are laying down, its easier to get full penetration if you bend one leg so knee is towards your stomach, kind of helps get in if things are lined up correctly, so follows easier for things to come out !

google angle of bowel evacuation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always face the other way so I can eat my lunch on the cistern lid

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