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"Easily solved, stop wanking !" Stop swearing on an open forum...stop wanking indeed
If they did kev would be skint im the first one to admit im a serious wanker!!
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"Easily solved, stop wanking !" Chat will be empty if they charge! That or millions will be made in there! | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week?" Too fekin much when i am away  | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week?" Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"  | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day" "Only 5 | |||
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"hey only consollation would be that our MP'S would be payin a bloody fortune hahahahahahaha" Too right! And its double if you have an orange in your mouth while your doing it!  | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day" "Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it? 
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down. | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"
Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it?
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down."It will promote family values lol. I know for sure it will give the single males something else to moan about | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"
Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it?
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down.
It will promote family values lol.
I know for sure it will give the single males something else to moan about "They won't moan they will all get blow up dolls thus circumnavigating the "wank tax" as it would be theoretically fucking not wanking  | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"
Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it?
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down.
It will promote family values lol.
I know for sure it will give the single males something else to moan about
They won't moan they will all get blow up dolls thus circumnavigating the "wank tax" as it would be theoretically fucking not wanking "but then they'll slap a tax on blow up dolls! you know they would... | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"
Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it?
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down.
It will promote family values lol.
I know for sure it will give the single males something else to moan about
They won't moan they will all get blow up dolls thus circumnavigating the "wank tax" as it would be theoretically fucking not wanking
but then they'll slap a tax on blow up dolls! you know they would..."Hmmmmm would it be more expensive than wanking though. I say put VAT on rabbits up to 500% and leave us lads alone | |||
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"lol Ok lets have a poll and see how much everyone has to pay for this week? Anyway half the sight is denial as they claim not to do it! He he he it will be a stealth tax! The govt will say "pay up or we will tell every one your on a habit of 5 a day"
Hhmmm how do the singles especially get their quota if they don't do it?
I think they are just trying to keep the bill down.
It will promote family values lol.
I know for sure it will give the single males something else to moan about
They won't moan they will all get blow up dolls thus circumnavigating the "wank tax" as it would be theoretically fucking not wanking
but then they'll slap a tax on blow up dolls! you know they would...
Hmmmmm would it be more expensive than wanking though.
I say put VAT on rabbits up to 500% and leave us lads alone "Mrs Cameron wouldn't let him do that. She needs her rabbit as David doesn't look as though he has a good shag in him. | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months. "I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains. | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months. "Bollox to that we would all use the curtains!  | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains."chuff your as deviant as me | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains."Stopped doing that after I didn't look once and wiped it on some aluminium venetian blinds ffs!!! | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains.
chuff your as deviant as me "I'd say I'd leave you trailin' in the deviant stakes  | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains.
Stopped doing that after I didn't look once and wiped it on some aluminium venetian blinds ffs!!! "I'd have thought you'd do that from preference... | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains.
Stopped doing that after I didn't look once and wiped it on some aluminium venetian blinds ffs!!! "Lmao i have visions of cum candles dangling from your blinds now | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains.
Stopped doing that after I didn't look once and wiped it on some aluminium venetian blinds ffs!!!
I'd have thought you'd do that from preference... "I ain't no masochist!! Sadist yes! | |||
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"I think the easiest way to introduce a 'Sex Tax' would be to put VAT on tissue paper and toilet rolls. Us men couldn't really give a moneky what happens to spunkey after it leaves our bodies but you girls always seem to have longer arms than at any other time as you reach over the bed to the box of tissues that are in the bathroom behind the magazine rack with 15 issues of Heat magazine, and you do it without spilling a drop!! Strange creatures, you girls! But then I guess it's you girls who wash the bed linen as us guys would probably just look on it as trophy stains and leave it there for the next 6 months.
I heard you're a gentleman Wishy and always wipe your cock on the curtains.
chuff your as deviant as me
I'd say I'd leave you trailin' in the deviant stakes "You haven't seen my outfit for tomorrow | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha" A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go! | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go! "lol @pay as you go | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go! "It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one "right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1? | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one
right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1? "Think there's a slot for it just below! | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one
right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1?
Think there's a slot for it just below! "Well only found one slot and it looks a bit rusty | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one
right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1?
Think there's a slot for it just below!
Well only found one slot and it looks a bit rusty "Maybe get someone to rub it down with a bit of oil then | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one
right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1?
Think there's a slot for it just below!
Well only found one slot and it looks a bit rusty
Maybe get someone to rub it down with a bit of oil then "Was thinking that too as the door is very squeeky | |||
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"On PAYG - thats when you get peeps to ring you when you run out of credit - same could apply to wanking - When run out of credit - get the service in, AGAIN, hehehehe" Hmmm reverse charge wanking is also a possibility | |||
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"Apparently the conservatives are going to introduce a wank tax if they win. They have worked out there are 30 million wanking in the uk and so at a quid a go they will rake it in! "how do you re mortgage | |||
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"some of the guys on here would be abnkrupt in a week haha A week?!! That long?!! Many would have to budget and pay as they go!
It could be linked to a mobile and if your out of credit you can't have one
right off for a wank. Where do i insert my £1? "I saw a machine that does it for you. There was a little rubber slit so I stuck my cock in it, inserted £1... and the fucking thing sewed a button on my helmet!!! | |||
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"On PAYG - thats when you get peeps to ring you when you run out of credit - same could apply to wanking - When run out of credit - get the service in, AGAIN, hehehehe Hmmm reverse charge wanking is also a possibility "oooooooooooooooh quite like the idea of reverse charge xx | |||
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