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"can sm one advise me how 2 block ppl with no pics have gd reason 4r this thanks x" My account page/message filters. | |||
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"I have private pics for friends or to send along with a message... I don't ever message without attaching a picture... we all have our reason I guess... but why do you want to block people without pictures? Sadly not everybody is a perfect looking as yourself... yes I've checked your profile and had a look... you've got a damn good figure and aren't shy to show that off... good on you I say... but as is the case everybody judges evrybody on here... its the old cover before reading the book thing? Mind you some profiles might as well be available in paperback! lol I like to find out about people via messages and chat... gain trust in each other and to me it means more that way... as the say its the quiet ones you need to look out for! lol : ) Have fun and just chill out... "Thats your way of doing things, others do it a different way | |||
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"can sm one advise me how 2 block ppl with no pics have gd reason 4r this thanks x" As a sillhouette I am mortified by this post .....devastated..... bereft... injured..... wounded.. lying! This post is shadowisssst ! | |||
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"I have private pics for friends or to send along with a message... I don't ever message without attaching a picture... we all have our reason I guess... but why do you want to block people without pictures? Sadly not everybody is a perfect looking as yourself... yes I've checked your profile and had a look... you've got a damn good figure and aren't shy to show that off... good on you I say... but as is the case everybody judges evrybody on here... its the old cover before reading the book thing? Mind you some profiles might as well be available in paperback! lol I like to find out about people via messages and chat... gain trust in each other and to me it means more that way... as the say its the quiet ones you need to look out for! lol : ) Have fun and just chill out...
Thats your way of doing things, others do it a different way "well its a fair comment... but you ladies are both attractive and look good in your pictures... I compliment you on that... but me? I'm no oil paint... more of a water colour left outside on a damp day... plus its hard to take nice pictures of yourself on your own... so does anybody want to come take pictures... photoshop me onto the body of a greek god and then I'll post some on my profile too... All I eant was people do too much judging of each other... less is more sometimes... thats all?!  | |||
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"I have private pics for friends or to send along with a message... I don't ever message without attaching a picture... we all have our reason I guess... but why do you want to block people without pictures? Sadly not everybody is a perfect looking as yourself... yes I've checked your profile and had a look... you've got a damn good figure and aren't shy to show that off... good on you I say... but as is the case everybody judges evrybody on here... its the old cover before reading the book thing? Mind you some profiles might as well be available in paperback! lol I like to find out about people via messages and chat... gain trust in each other and to me it means more that way... as the say its the quiet ones you need to look out for! lol : ) Have fun and just chill out...
Thats your way of doing things, others do it a different way
well its a fair comment... but you ladies are both attractive and look good in your pictures... I compliment you on that... but me? I'm no oil paint... more of a water colour left outside on a damp day... plus its hard to take nice pictures of yourself on your own... so does anybody want to come take pictures... photoshop me onto the body of a greek god and then I'll post some on my profile too... All I eant was people do too much judging of each other... less is more sometimes... thats all?! "lol loving the watercolour thing. But sadly spunk, we are not here to start a relationship so I need to fancy the arse off of whoever I might want to play with ( I say my as the other half doesn't need to fancy the man )  | |||
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"I have private pics for friends or to send along with a message... I don't ever message without attaching a picture... we all have our reason I guess... but why do you want to block people without pictures? Sadly not everybody is a perfect looking as yourself... yes I've checked your profile and had a look... you've got a damn good figure and aren't shy to show that off... good on you I say... but as is the case everybody judges evrybody on here... its the old cover before reading the book thing? Mind you some profiles might as well be available in paperback! lol I like to find out about people via messages and chat... gain trust in each other and to me it means more that way... as the say its the quiet ones you need to look out for! lol : ) Have fun and just chill out...
Thats your way of doing things, others do it a different way
well its a fair comment... but you ladies are both attractive and look good in your pictures... I compliment you on that... but me? I'm no oil paint... more of a water colour left outside on a damp day... plus its hard to take nice pictures of yourself on your own... so does anybody want to come take pictures... photoshop me onto the body of a greek god and then I'll post some on my profile too... All I eant was people do too much judging of each other... less is more sometimes... thats all?!
lol loving the watercolour thing.
But sadly spunk, we are not here to start a relationship so I need to fancy the arse off of whoever I might want to play with ( I say my as the other half doesn't need to fancy the man )"Marry Me! lol kick the old fella out and I'll move in... lmao  | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't." Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee "she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her "Your a cheeky git BB it would take more than a bag of maltesers! Besides i don't meet without seeing a pic and chatting on cam first!  | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her "Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash... | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash..."Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum "There is nowt wrong wi mi bum woman. Its a good honest Yorkshire bum and in pristine condition! | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum "How do I take a picture of me own bum? please.... um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP! I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff Ladies help! lmao | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao"I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button. | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao
I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button. "Get your mum to take them for you  | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao
I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button. "oh god! this is odd now... a broom handle? I was after a fit woman coming round on the excuse that shes going to take pictures of me bum for my profile... now you've buggered it up for me... so where do I get a broom handle from... (tuts & shakes head... no not that one... but I'm a good wanker I'll let you know! I kind of have to be sniff sniff... wish the avatar picture was more attractive... lol)  | |||
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"Buggered seemed to be an appropriate word there "I retrack Buggered... don't ban me pretty please... lol
damn just said it again... oh no now I've said damn... oh fuck it... oh dear...
lmao go on hit me wiith the broom handle beat a guy while his down... on all fours having stuck up his ass... lol
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"You have a vivid imagination there spunk "can I quote this on my profile... or would you charge a fee for the copyright? lol | |||
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"Just wet my self thinking about BB taking a photo with a broom handle and Spunk having a horrific accident trying to do the same. "I want you to take my photos yours are really classy looking... do you want the job? | |||
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"Just wet my self thinking about BB taking a photo with a broom handle and Spunk having a horrific accident trying to do the same.
I want you to take my photos yours are really classy looking... do you want the job?"I don't think i could take pictures with a broom handle but i would watch for a laugh | |||
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"You have a vivid imagination there spunk can I quote this on my profile... or would you charge a fee for the copyright? lol"ooo no charging on this site, go for it lol lol @ blue, yeah laughing here too at the vision lol | |||
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"You have a vivid imagination there spunk can I quote this on my profile... or would you charge a fee for the copyright? lol
ooo no charging on this site, go for it lol
lol @ blue, yeah laughing here too at the vision lol"What is worrying is i actually believe BB did take some that way! | |||
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"You have a vivid imagination there spunk can I quote this on my profile... or would you charge a fee for the copyright? lol
ooo no charging on this site, go for it lol
lol @ blue, yeah laughing here too at the vision lol
What is worrying is i actually believe BB did take some that way! "Yep and they come out fandabydozie | |||
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"Just wet my self thinking about BB taking a photo with a broom handle and Spunk having a horrific accident trying to do the same.
I want you to take my photos yours are really classy looking... do you want the job?
I don't think i could take pictures with a broom handle but i would watch for a laugh "Right I've lubed up the handle and its slid in me ass okay but now I've turned round to check where the camera is and just knocked all the dishes off the draining board... its not going so well... | |||
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"Just wet my self thinking about BB taking a photo with a broom handle and Spunk having a horrific accident trying to do the same.
I want you to take my photos yours are really classy looking... do you want the job?
I don't think i could take pictures with a broom handle but i would watch for a laugh
Right I've lubed up the handle and its slid in me ass okay but now I've turned round to check where the camera is and just knocked all the dishes off the draining board... its not going so well... "FOOKINELL!!! Your ment to hold the broom handle in your right hand and reach back!
Oi your not suing me for splinter damage you know | |||
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"lmao @ spunk" Funny how people get hold of the wrong end of the stick!
I claim no legal responsibility for any accidents resulting from my advice guv! | |||
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"Just wet my self thinking about BB taking a photo with a broom handle and Spunk having a horrific accident trying to do the same.
I want you to take my photos yours are really classy looking... do you want the job?
I don't think i could take pictures with a broom handle but i would watch for a laugh
Right I've lubed up the handle and its slid in me ass okay but now I've turned round to check where the camera is and just knocked all the
dishes off the draining board... its not going so well...
FOOKINELL!!! Your ment to hold the broom handle in your right hand and reach back!
Oi your not suing me for splinter damage you know "Damn... Now need the broom to sweep up the mess... But half is up me ass and I left the head Ive sawn off down the shed... And the lube has created a fair amount of suction let's say! And it proving difficult to tug It out me?! Yikes! Help... lol | |||
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"lmao @ spunk" Just remember your quote earlier... lol I'm having a chuckle too... It's funny what the mind comes up with... | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao
I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button. "Damn BB you've shattered a lovely mental image there: kill joy lol! | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao
I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button.
Damn BB you've shattered a lovely mental image there: kill joy lol! "I dont thing i would have the ability to maneuver a broom handle with mi bum but apparently Spunk managed ok! The lad's a star | |||
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"If your prepared to put up a photo your self you should have the choice of not interacting with people who don't. Bring you camera round and snap at me... lol We'll get it all sort then... tee hee
she is hardly likely to turn up to meet if you don't have a pic in the first place lol. Blue is a fussy lady you will have to buy maltesers to tempt her
Bugger... we'd end up fighting over them... I love them too... so that plan is down the drain... dash...
Hun get a pic up you will do far better if you do as it shows your more open and not hiding something. Even one like BB showing his bum
How do I take a picture of me own bum? please....
um no please help... I've got a camera honestly... of bugger its hard doing this on your own.... HELP!
I want a Big bad Bum looking photo too... sniff sniff
Ladies help! lmao
I use a broom handle!
Wait for it not like that!
Put camera on table and use broom handle to tap the take pic button.
Damn BB you've shattered a lovely mental image there: kill joy lol!
I dont thing i would have the ability to maneuver a broom handle with mi bum but apparently Spunk managed ok! The lad's a star "In my version BB you weren't using the broom handle to faff about with a camera!  | |||
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"I can undredtand not having ALL your pics for all to see - as i get lots of pervs as it is. " You love it really | |||
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"opss already done, sorry fun xx" I feel obliged to do a good turn now and again | |||
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"I can undredtand not having ALL your pics for all to see - as i get lots of pervs as it is. You love it really "heheeeeeee yup
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