FabSwingers.com forum: Swedes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No - not the vegetables - the people!

Are they all 8ft tall? Do they all live in houses with ceilings the like of which you only see in the UK in Georgian mansions and warehouse conversion flats along the Thames?

I somehow doubt it!

So why then IKEA do you have to make your fitted wardrobes so ridiculously fucking tall that they don't fit in 'normal' UK houses?

Ok. So we'll take a share of the blame for buying it without double checking it would fit in the first place - but then impulse buying whilst strolling round the store on a Saturday afternoon isn't always restricted to random kitchen utensils, bendy straws, pot plants and cuddly toys. (IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey and will do anything to stop little J_nny or Flossy from screaming the place down whilst they argue over faux leather sofas and particleboard TV units - hence the endless bins of cute cuddly animals - bunnies, polar bears, frogs, mice, rats, mooses, ducks and the fox/fox cub combo we ended up with!)

Besides. I may not have read the label but I did check online on my phone and was 95% sure it would fit. Sadly the other 5% won the argument. So after paying for it, driving half a mile round the corner to customer collections, finding out the box wouldn't fit in the car, driving back to the store to arrange delivery (surely we can't have been the first fuckwits to find three people and a big box don't fit in a saloon car and therefore IKEA should let you arrange this there!

) and then getting a call at 7.30 this morning to say it would be with us in half an hour - we started sensibly enough y checking the box contents before discovering 30 minutes later the height issue.

A few colourful words later, a fair bit of stress, a saw, several now useless chunks of wood and a lot of screwing later - it looks great, is stable and already has some clothes in.

So fuck you IKEA - us Brits aren't giants, we don't all live in mansions or high end warehouse conversions and when you try and confuse us with your giant sized furniture we'll have a simple solution every time.

We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel.

Bring it on Swedish gigantosaurs - we're ready for whatever you can throw at us!!

Sunday furniture building rant over!

PS - tape measures. Not just for faking the size of your cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am swedish and blonde myself and no I am just under 6ft but very fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so funny

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So what you're saying is a guy measured something and thought it was bigger than it was so bought an inappropriatly sized object to go in said measured space??

How unusual

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I never thought the Swedish Chef on the Muppet show was that all

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mamma mia .. seems like you met your waterloo . still thats the name of the game

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this is where common sense falls in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely this is where common sense falls in?

I was thinking the same

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Also, you'd better hope nothing goes wrong with it now as you can't return it after sawing bits off.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Surely this is where common sense falls in?

I was thinking the same

Me too! I measured everything in my boys room a dozen times to be sure before I ordered my boys bed to make sure it would fit! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have been easier to have sent it back and then measured the space that you have do you then get a "fitted" wardrobe that fits properly without having to fettle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi.. were you blonde before you went bald? lol

surely measurements were an obvious thing to do when buying fitted wardrobes lol

Still lesson learnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IKEA lol mm love the hot dogs there

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If, IF, their wardrobes are unusually tall, are their beds unusually long?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reply to certain posts - as was stated it was an impulse buy, it happens to everyone - even those 'intelligent ones'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obi.. were you blonde before you went bald? lol

surely measurements were an obvious thing to do when buying fitted wardrobes lol

Still lesson learnt "

It was an impulse buy - largely due to it being down from £180 to £79!

Now fits perfectly and it can hardly go wrong - it's a wardrobe!

Yes - accurate measurements are a good idea (in real life and on Fab!

And funnily enough - yes - when I was younger (much!) I did have blonde hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still im sure the users of fab will eagerly await pictures of the new custom made fitted wardrobes

you should put a cross thingy ma bob on them

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"still im sure the users of fab will eagerly await pictures of the new custom made fitted wardrobes

you should put a cross thingy ma bob on them

Eagerly???

If we are into household stuff now I'm gonna get a pic of my crochet blanket up (which ironically is also to big but much easier to make smaller lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still im sure the users of fab will eagerly await pictures of the new custom made fitted wardrobes

you should put a cross thingy ma bob on them

This is a normal wardrobe!

No hooks, no holes and no lock to keep the gimp from escaping!

Although after the enquiries we had re the bench - maybe I should write to IKEA with some suggestions!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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Yes - accurate measurements are a good idea (in real life and on Fab!

......

Who needs a tape measure when you have a Sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't diss IKEA yeah! That's my favourite place to window shop.

Your not meant to buy anything from there Obi. You're just meant to have a look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't diss IKEA yeah! That's my favourite place to window shop.

Your not meant to buy anything from there Obi. You're just meant to have a look.

But it would be a right ball ache travelling to IKEA every time you wanted to hang something in the wardrobe Popeye!

But you're right - it's almost as much fun as the science museum when I was a kid! Some of those beds are irresistible for a quick bounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story this.........

I once tried to chat up a Swedish bird in a bar in London. My mega chat up line was to ask her if she got a discount at IKEA.

It got a good laugh and she had a drink with me but i never saw any Swedish action. Paid for the bloody drink as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what you're saying is a guy measured something and thought it was bigger than it was so bought an inappropriatly sized object to go in said measured space??

How unusual

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I have the solution, do what I do... build your own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wardrobe--an impulse buy, whatever next..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!"

sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.

i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have the solution, do what I do... build your own!

All those hours watching Barry Bucknell were not in vain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!

sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.

i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol"

Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.

The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.

Do we need to get out more?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you mean they sell furniture in IKEA??? I only go in there for the hotdogs and the meatballs....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

So is the secret birthday party that isn't a secret any more also a housewarming party as well now you're moving in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is the secret birthday party that isn't a secret any more also a housewarming party as well now you're moving in??

Could be a secret engagement party or even a secret baby shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!

sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.

i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol

Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.

The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.

Do we need to get out more?

my pulse is racing.. oh im excited at the thought of it all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line

Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!

sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.

i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol

Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.

The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.

Do we need to get out more?

my pulse is racing.. oh im excited at the thought of it all..

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me"

i need you in my life! omg so desirable..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I have the solution, do what I do... build your own!

All those hours watching Barry Bucknell were not in vain."

Who?

Mine was a mis-spent childhood, whilst all my peers were smoking behind the bike sheds, or bunking off lessons, I was in the woodwork class making things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure your room first, go to store, look, admire, bounce on the beds, play sardines in the bedrooms and bathrooms, measure, reckon by eye, go to the restaurant, eat some meatballs and Daim bar cake, go back to check furniture again, scratch heads, but tea lights, leave.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"No - not the vegetables - the people!

Are they all 8ft tall? Do they all live in houses with ceilings the like of which you only see in the UK in Georgian mansions and warehouse conversion flats along the Thames?

I somehow doubt it!

So why then IKEA do you have to make your fitted wardrobes so ridiculously fucking tall that they don't fit in 'normal' UK houses?

A few colourful words later, a fair bit of stress, a saw, several now useless chunks of wood and a lot of screwing later - it looks great, is stable and already has some clothes in.

We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel.

Bring it on Swedish gigantosaurs - we're ready for whatever you can throw at us!!

Sunday furniture building rant over!

PS - tape measures. Not just for faking the size of your cocks!

If you have a chimney...burn it and enjoy the heat the Swedes never get any time of the year!

Can I join the 'I hate Iheas group!? Be cool Obi they don't have saussages as big as yours...or mine!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

are swedes eight foot tall vegetable people .. tac ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the 'I hate Iheas group!? Be cool Obi they don't have saussages as big as yours...or mine!

Your sausage was blatantly bigger than his - I think we all saw the insecurity in his eyes!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

I have not been around for a week...and won't be around till Wednesday....but sob sob im still sat on the shelf lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Can I join the 'I hate Iheas group!? Be cool Obi they don't have saussages as big as yours...or mine!

Your sausage was blatantly bigger than his - I think we all saw the insecurity in his eyes!

and I ate it all without giving him a taste...I must make amends somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me

i need you in my life! omg so desirable..

I have that effect on people in wooly hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me

i need you in my life! omg so desirable..

I have that effect on people in wooly hats"

even my hat is ikea colours pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me

i need you in my life! omg so desirable..

I have that effect on people in wooly hats

even my hat is ikea colours pmsl "

Damn swedes are taking over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops.

Bad to the bone, me

i need you in my life! omg so desirable..

I have that effect on people in wooly hats

even my hat is ikea colours pmsl

Damn swedes are taking over! "

feel the need to dye my hair blonde pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

Oh!

Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

I have not been around for a week...and won't be around till Wednesday....but sob sob im still sat on the shelf lol "

Awww. I would have offered to take you off the shelf. But, i don't like removing beautiful things fron their place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

Oh!

Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.

You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?!

My heart may have just broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

Oh!

Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.

You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?!

My heart may have just broken

Any more?

...i swear i sorted out my privacy to stealth mode years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!

You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....

they are!! lol

Oh!

Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.

You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?!

My heart may have just broken

Any more?

...i swear i sorted out my privacy to stealth mode years ago

Well you haven't been perving if you didn't notice our profiles had changed lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sounds like the ops could offer a new service - IKEA bargains custom fitted, whatever your room sizes, leaving them to have the pain, and not us. I'm not a fan of following ikea type instructions anyway, so an install service has got to be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be blunt fox,, even if no one had read your profiles its obvious through your never ending posts about you and Obi that your blatantly together

obi this...

his lordship that...

old man this..

him indoors that..

Hope it lasts and your both happy. I lived my life out in the forums and hopefully ive learnt my mistakes.

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By *hesecretsquirrelMan
over a year ago

The Nut Stash

"To be blunt fox,, even if no one had read your profiles its obvious through your never ending posts about you and Obi that your blatantly together

obi this...

his lordship that...

old man this..

him indoors that..

Hope it lasts and your both happy. I lived my life out in the forums and hopefully ive learnt my mistakes. "

Never ceases to amaze me how some people on here don't seem to like people being happy. Maybe it's because of jealousy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two ought to start a bespoke furniture company!

"Obi_Fox Furnishings....for that 'fab' touch!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omfg green eyed monster in here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like the ops could offer a new service - IKEA bargains custom fitted, whatever your room sizes, leaving them to have the pain, and not us. I'm not a fan of following ikea type instructions anyway, so an install service has got to be good."

Or Obi could have given me a call and i could've got my van of a car lol.

...although, the height of me and the wardrobe may be a bit worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

I read it as flapjacks too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

I read it as flapjacks too

Oh good! I don't feel too silly now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

ha ha i could make u some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just as i have been baking today but i havent made FLAPJACKS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

ha ha i could make u some

Flapjacks.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

ha ha i could make u some

No need to offer twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

I read it as flapjacks too

Oh good! I don't feel too silly now!

Neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here

I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!

ha ha i could make u some

I don't like flapjacks ... now those jaffa cakes look goooooood !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good trial and ive ate erm 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a good trial and ive ate erm 3

haha ... there wont be any left soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so that's the wardrobe sorted, and Fabs probably has a few willing witches, but is it kinky enough to come up with a lion to complete the set?

On second thoughts, I have seen a tiger onesie somewhere along the way. No doubt somebody has one waiting for some action....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

stop editing obi :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, so that's the wardrobe sorted, and Fabs probably has a few willing witches, but is it kinky enough to come up with a lion to complete the set?

On second thoughts, I have seen a tiger onesie somewhere along the way. No doubt somebody has one waiting for some action...."

Who'd be daft enough to wear a lion onesie??

*rushes out to buy alternative outfit for next weeks social!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*

she didnt make any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*

she didnt make any

My sense of disappointment is immense!

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over a year ago

yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

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over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*

she didnt make any

...can i have some? I lurrvvvve JacqsFlaps. Goes nice with my coffee lol

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over a year ago

"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS

Did I read that right?

LMAO!!!

dont u start.................

*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*

she didnt make any

My sense of disappointment is immense!

the only ones i make are with cranberries and raisins and almonds

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over a year ago

"yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

Option one would ease the pain...

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over a year ago

"yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

Option one would ease the pain...

pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag

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over a year ago

"yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

Option one would ease the pain...

pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag

I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol

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over a year ago

"yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

Option one would ease the pain...

pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag

I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol

im still in counsiling after the last

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over a year ago

"yet i have

lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white

home made jaffa cakes

home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes

Option one would ease the pain...

pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag

I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol

im still in counsiling after the last

ooooooooooooooops that wasnt my fault

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled in ikea my last visit

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My nearest Ikea is now 90 miles away

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i thought i got a bargain in Ikea once when i got koppererg for 50p a can....when i got home i realised they were alcohol free so whacked some voddy in them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ah! That's so sweet talking about being a family wandering around Ikea. I've got a warm fuzzy for Sunday night.

Does Fox Cub like his new fox and cub toys?

From the other thread... where did you conjure a new room from as I don't remember a room building tale?

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"Ah! That's so sweet talking about being a family wandering around Ikea. I've got a warm fuzzy for Sunday night.

Does Fox Cub like his new fox and cub toys?

From the other thread... where did you conjure a new room from as I don't remember a room building tale?"

The fox toys went down a treat - think someone may have a little fan because of it too!

and I have to keep him busy with the odd jobs - at his age who knows how long he can carry on doing these things for

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Alexander Skarsgård

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Alexander Skarsgård"

Now THAT's a Swede!

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Alexander Skarsgård

Now THAT's a Swede!

"
The one reason to forget all of the above.....

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Alexander Skarsgård

Now THAT's a Swede!

The one reason to forget all of the above.....

He can flat pack me anyway he wants. I must be getting ill again as I've got all hot again.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Alexander Skarsgård

Now THAT's a Swede!

The one reason to forget all of the above.....

He can flat pack me anyway he wants. I must be getting ill again as I've got all hot again.

"
I think this Swede must be bad for our health, he has the same effect on me...

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over a year ago

no idea who that bloke is.. but i now fancy stew,, and se is an important ingredient

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over a year ago

"Alexander Skarsgård"

Had to goggle , now having problems keeping my tongue in mouth

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no idea who that bloke is.. but i now fancy stew,, and se is an important ingredient "
Google him....if you are not a Trueblood fan you wouldnt, hes an actor of huge proportions.

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Alexander Skarsgård

Had to goggle , now having problems keeping my tongue in mouth

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Isn't he delicious?

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over a year ago

Wallander is good to.

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over a year ago

o0o0o he is a bit of alright .. nice bit of eye candy before bed grrrr

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over a year ago

"Alexander Skarsgård

Had to goggle , now having problems keeping my tongue in mouth

Isn't he delicious?

Eh what hang on I'm researching him more

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over a year ago

I can't help thinking that forward planning spacial awareness and concept of size is lacking here but its indicative these days with so many.

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over a year ago

"Alexander Skarsgård"

Do I need to google this man?

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over a year ago

"Alexander Skarsgård

Do I need to google this man? "

Oh yes

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over a year ago

lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

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over a year ago

"Alexander Skarsgård

Do I need to google this man?

Oh yes

He is hot stuff

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

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Do you speak Swedish?

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over a year ago

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?"
YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.

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over a year ago

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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x."
Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learn

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Im danish lol

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learn"
Yes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.

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over a year ago

"Im danish lol "

Mmmmmm bacon

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak."
Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im danish lol

Mmmmmm bacon"
Are you obsessed with food? LOL...Swede, bacon?

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over a year ago

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

"
YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

."
Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

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over a year ago

"Im danish lol

Mmmmmm baconAre you obsessed with food? LOL...Swede, bacon?

Could think of anything assosiated with denmark other than danish bacon.. lol

And the threads called swede.. besides ive gotta maintain my excessivly curvy/wobbly/fat body shape somehow..

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over a year ago

Jeeez and i thought german was hard to learn

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over a year ago

East Yorkshire

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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

"
YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right."
I am practising....I will get there.

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over a year ago

Best thread ever !! Lol have you had the hotdogs at ikea? The best!!

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over a year ago

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there.

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Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there.

Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to

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I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English.

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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there.

Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to

.I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English.

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Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun

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over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there.

Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to

.I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English.

Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun

"
Yes, It opened up a whole new world, there are websites dedicated to this kind of thing, they seem to be popular!

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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum

Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool.

YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics

.Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces!

YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there.

Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to

.I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English.

Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun

Yes, It opened up a whole new world, there are websites dedicated to this kind of thing, they seem to be popular!

"
You are right there, there are loads of sites no dedicated to the language, its getting very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine any members that work at IKEA would find this post offensive.

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O o O oo

Why?

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"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

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"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

It's called humour!

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have we moved back to Ikea. What happened to Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård?

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O o O oo

"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

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over a year ago

"Have we moved back to Ikea. What happened to Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård?"

He's gay!

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have we moved back to Ikea. What happened to Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård?

He's gay!

He'll have to be bi for my fantasy.

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over a year ago

"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

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"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

There's no door - so it's open to idea's

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

There's no door - so it's open to idea's

No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?

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over a year ago

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

There's no door - so it's open to idea's

No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?

That's why there's no door!!

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

There's no door - so it's open to idea's

It's not such a grand coming out if there's no door.

No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?

That's why there's no door!!

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O o O oo

"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

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"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

But will it still be listed as straight?

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over a year ago

"Why?

QUOTE .......

" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "

"So fuck you IKEA "

"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "

.......UN QUOTE !!!!

Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.

No rolly eyes.

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

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O o O oo

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Did someone mention Arse End?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Did someone mention Arse End?

Yep, Obi chopped it orf!

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over a year ago

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Depends if it's on the top or bottom!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Depends if it's on the top or bottom!

Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*

*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Depends if it's on the top or bottom!

Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*

*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think.

I'm now torn between doing that or our original idea for the avatar challenge!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?

If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.

Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!

It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?

Depends if it's on the top or bottom!

Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*

*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think.

I'm now torn between doing that or our original idea for the avatar challenge!!

You've got yours, yours (couple), and his. That's 3 pictures.

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