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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's a thread on befriending someone, ie. sending a friend request, but...

what about adopting a newbie, who's up for adoption?

This isn't a sex game, but perhaps a way of taking someone under your wing, whatever your genders are. It might alleviate some of the messages in forums, asking what to do with their profile, or people feeling a bit of an outsider etc. If it's someone that's local, they could perhaps go along to clubs with you, which can be daunting for first timers, no limits really. No-one would be forced to adopt or be adopted, or mentored, it could be entirely voluntary.

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The befriending thread had a purpose, you got to see peoples pvt pics

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think its a very good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this going to be a gangbang of mates?

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we teach it to do fetch a newspaper and do tricks ?

Barbara Woodhouse

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sounds good.

Although being adopted by me has all the makings of a jolly good farce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its a fantastic idea...can I adopt chandlerswing and teaseandtemptation31 please? I promise to look after them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really nice idea but no newbies to adopt here yet lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Any newbie want me to adopt them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbies cant come into the forums for a while though can they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be adopted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea. I'd adopt a newbie.

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Such a nice idea I remember a few weeks back when I signed up I was a little daunted and didn't really know how to get noticed... I still haven't been to a sex party or club yet and I don't think I could on my own I'd be too overwhelmed I think x

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

happy to help - it is very hard and a bit intimidating then you first start out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after 5 years and lots of meets, I'd love to be a mentor to those wanting to ease their way in PM me x

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can we teach it to do fetch a newspaper and do tricks ?

Barbara Woodhouse "

And wear pink?

Barbara Cartland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thread on befriending someone, ie. sending a friend request, but...

what about adopting a newbie, who's up for adoption?

This isn't a sex game, but perhaps a way of taking someone under your wing, whatever your genders are. It might alleviate some of the messages in forums, asking what to do with their profile, or people feeling a bit of an outsider etc. If it's someone that's local, they could perhaps go along to clubs with you, which can be daunting for first timers, no limits really. No-one would be forced to adopt or be adopted, or mentored, it could be entirely voluntary.

What do you think? "

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!!!!!!!

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By *ottie loverMan
over a year ago

High Peak

Count me in, still waiting for my first friend invite

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll adopt a newbie....no promises, mind. I've had some success on here so yeah, why not?

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

We will do our best to make a newbie feel welcome

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By *ottie loverMan
over a year ago

High Peak

Someone in north west would be good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit pointless for single males who might want to adopt, given its hardly like any female newbies are gonna be short of offers from guys wanting to take them under their wing.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hoping to befriend a Newbie on Monday...if he turns up of course. Fingers crossed...even if nothing comes of it I'Ll be happy to verify him....if he turns up!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Uhmmmmmmmm .....

How long do you have to have been here for before you can be considered a suitable adoptee/er?

Should you be verified?

What if your adopted swinger comes a cropper ?

Dear God ... Can Gay couples adopt ? What about Holy Swingers ?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm always happy to chat to newbies and think I've helped some find out how to get by

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The most important step on here is getting your first veri that says you are you you say you are...so I'd happily meet newbies in my area. If they turn up good for them, if not well tough, no second chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the adoption have to go through social services and do the adopters have to get CRB checked and all that malarkey. Not that I want to be an adopter. I want to be an adoptee.

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

We are early adopters

Have just adopted a 3 day old fabber, just the initiation process to go through now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after 5 years and lots of meets, I'd love to be a mentor to those wanting to ease their way in PM me x"

You mean for YOU to ease your way in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification! "

That's a great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are early adopters

Have just adopted a 3 day old fabber, just the initiation process to go through now "

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Bit pointless for single males who might want to adopt, given its hardly like any female newbies are gonna be short of offers from guys wanting to take them under their wing."

I don't agree. Mine would be profile wording/messaging/photo advice and general stuff. Besides which, I'm bi so can get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification! "

Great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!!!!!!!"

Ok we heard you. If you were nearer I'd adopt you on a temp basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

That's a great idea! "

Oh yes! Tell me where and when and I'll be there. I'd be a good mentor to help them through the Lucy initiation process!!

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"We are early adopters

Have just adopted a 3 day old fabber, just the initiation process to go through now

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???"

Lol... Haven't got that far yet, in the early negotiation stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

That's a great idea!

Oh yes! Tell me where and when and I'll be there. I'd be a good mentor to help them through the Lucy initiation process!! "

I wouldn't put newbies through an initiation process, wouldn't want to scare them off lol!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???"

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A newbie social is a fab idea! Can old worn out crocks come as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be interesting, if some wanted to I'd happy to be mentored to see how things go. Just message me and things can be take from there.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

That's a great idea!

Oh yes! Tell me where and when and I'll be there. I'd be a good mentor to help them through the Lucy initiation process!!

I wouldn't put newbies through an initiation process, wouldn't want to scare them off lol! "

So...no whip, flogger, cane, spanking???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!!!!!!!

Ok we heard you. If you were nearer I'd adopt you on a temp basis "

I'm getting my keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A newbie social is a fab idea! Can old worn out crocks come as well? "

Yes of course they can!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

That's a great idea!

Oh yes! Tell me where and when and I'll be there. I'd be a good mentor to help them through the Lucy initiation process!!

I wouldn't put newbies through an initiation process, wouldn't want to scare them off lol!

So...no whip, flogger, cane, spanking??? "

No will leave that for the second meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training. "

Ok, I'm in. Where do I sign?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any newbie want me to adopt them

"

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most important step on here is getting your first veri that says you are you you say you are...so I'd happily meet newbies in my area. If they turn up good for them, if not well tough, no second chance."

That sounds great to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification! "

I am verified but love to come to social

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'll adopt a newbie. The best friend I've made on here was a chance meet with a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training.

Ok, I'm in. Where do I sign? "

On my dotted line .........

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training.

Ok, I'm in. Where do I sign? "

Meet you in the bike shed at recess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training.

Ok, I'm in. Where do I sign?

On my dotted line ......... "

Oi bloody Oi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

WTF!!!! Does the initiation process involve anything sinister???

If I recall, the key skills were to have a confident approach when faced with something new, be happy to multitask and perform well in a variety of positions, use initiative as required. A hands on test but you will get plenty of on the job training.

Ok, I'm in. Where do I sign?

Meet you in the bike shed at recess "

I'm getting very very flustered. Is this a typical newbie trait?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A newbie social is a fab idea! Can old worn out crocks come as well?

Yes of course they can!! "

I'll let Gentleman Ben know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

I am verified but love to come to social "

We are planning 2 socials this year, and maybe the "verification" social as well!

So keep your eyes peeled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification! "

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Miss Giggles and Pierced Paul organised the Suusex Social and loads of people don't know each other. I think we should hold more and all over the country.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Will someone adopt me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone adopt me please

"

I will adopt you diamond. I'm new myself and know as much about swinging as I do about particle physics, but we will muddle through somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone adopt me please

"

I'm a newbie too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates. "

Nah they are not like that really.... Lots of people from far and wide come along, probably the best way to meet the forum users

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Will someone adopt me please

I'm a newbie too. "

Can I adopt you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates. "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Will someone adopt me please

"

Are you really a newbie??

Ok I'll adopt you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind entering this adoption programme

if I can find someone willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates.

Nah they are not like that really.... Lots of people from far and wide come along, probably the best way to meet the forum users "

Some people know each other from meeting before, some don't. Lots of newbies go. They aren't newbies after the social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How new do they have to be to classed as a newbie?

Less than:

A week

A fortnight

A month

Six weeks

Etc?

Only unvaried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone adopt me please

I'm a newbie too. "

Ok I will adopt you too. I will pass on what my adopters pass onto me. It will be second hand of course, but we will make it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in Manchester want to adopt me?? I'm a quick learner lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll foster a newbie. Adoption is too permanent for me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll foster a newbie. Adoption is too permanent for me "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"How new do they have to be to classed as a newbie?

Less than:

A week

A fortnight

A month

Six weeks

Etc?

Only unvaried?"

If you can dive without pinching your nose with your fingers and holding your breath...you've gone past the Newbie stage and entered the twilight zone where everything you say and do is gold dust to your fellow fabsters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a newbie but if anyone wants to adopt me, you'd make my day

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Am I too old to be adopted??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never too old enigmatic......

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Am I too old to be adopted?? "

Perhaps we also need an "adopt an oldie" thread. I am up for adoption on that basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone in Manchester want to adopt me?? I'm a quick learner lol.... "

What u hoping to learn ???

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Am I too old to be adopted??

Perhaps we also need an "adopt an oldie" thread. I am up for adoption on that basis."

Gawd...now I feel old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone adopt me please

"

Even I am new be I will adopt you lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates. "

I'd never met anyone before the Kent social. Only spoke to Lucy once on the phone. And then banter on here and via pm. I was totally terrified!! Lol. Few people spent the best part of the fortnight before talking me out of not going!! Haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'll adopt one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone can adopt me!!!!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Glad there is some positive feedback to this. Obviously the better looking newbies could all get swamped, whilst the rest could be left on the shelf, which would defeat the purpose of the idea.

I haven't thought through the practicalities, but I'd love to help others, and often give advice on profiles, help if people have spelling issues (can't say that mine's the best, but sometimes 2 heads is better than 1) and other stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Am I too old to be adopted??

Perhaps we also need an "adopt an oldie" thread. I am up for adoption on that basis.

Gawd...now I feel old!!!"

We can have adopt a not so newbie too!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've been adopted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol.."

I think we could just ignore the newbie and not so newbie bits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol.."

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsure wether, I'd be the adopter? Or adoptee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem "

I am an angel he clearly said so !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!! "

He obviously doesn't know you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates. "

The Kent social was amazing , I only knew I think 4 people before I went. It's made it so much easier to go on to other socials and keep meeting the mad lot that make up the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was actually thinking of holding a " verification" social, so all the new un verified newbies could meet others and get their first verification!

im not a newbie,, but ive not met anyone (well very few from the forums)

Bee nice to go to an environment and meet people who will all be just as shit scared as i am

Feel like the other socials are just get togethers for pre existing mates.

The Kent social was amazing , I only knew I think 4 people before I went. It's made it so much easier to go on to other socials and keep meeting the mad lot that make up the forums. "

As for adopting I'm not sure I would be any good at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love introducing new couples & going with them to a party/club for the 1st time & answering all the questions we had as first timers.

On our 1st visit to AbFabs, we spent most of the evening with a single lady in her 60's that took us under her wing & explained everything to us - it was wonderful & gave us the confidence to explore our boundaries together.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!!

He obviously doesn't know you! "

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am sure I am an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind doing the verification social, bus as for adopting a newbie, I fear I would corrupt them to quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im up for adoption !!! Any takers?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!!

He obviously doesn't know you!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am sure I am an angel "

Pinocchio reincarnated!!! Miracles do happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!! "

I like mayhem lol want to see how far it can go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have enough to do with the new ones on me friends list, dont think i could handle a newbie too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged "

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ? "

It would be highly indiscreet if I should out this minx, but I'm stocking up on emergency rations and survival gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ?

It would be highly indiscreet if I should out this minx, but I'm stocking up on emergency rations and survival gear "

Just minx and match the clues.im sure we will get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody want to adopt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for adoption,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be adopted please?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ?

It would be highly indiscreet if I should out this minx, but I'm stocking up on emergency rations and survival gear

Just minx and match the clues.im sure we will get it "

I'm worried I'll get it. My telly exploding, the dvd being spat out of the machine like a ninja spinning disc, an anvil dropping on my head, the sofa collapsing....

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

5 weeks in. Still new

Can i be adopted ?

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By *ottie loverMan
over a year ago

High Peak

I'm up for adoption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!!

He obviously doesn't know you!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am sure I am an angel

Pinocchio reincarnated!!! Miracles do happen "

are u saying I am "wooden" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ?

It would be highly indiscreet if I should out this minx, but I'm stocking up on emergency rations and survival gear

Just minx and match the clues.im sure we will get it

I'm worried I'll get it. My telly exploding, the dvd being spat out of the machine like a ninja spinning disc, an anvil dropping on my head, the sofa collapsing.... "

I'm flouncing u turned me DOWN ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No takers?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Think its a very good idea

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for adoption

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've had a message from a lovely girl wishing to be adopted. It's a terrifying prospect as everything she touches either breaks, blows up or otherwise ends up seriously damaged

Hmmmm wonders who that could be ?

It would be highly indiscreet if I should out this minx, but I'm stocking up on emergency rations and survival gear

Just minx and match the clues.im sure we will get it

I'm worried I'll get it. My telly exploding, the dvd being spat out of the machine like a ninja spinning disc, an anvil dropping on my head, the sofa collapsing....

I'm flouncing u turned me DOWN ... "

Making me feel all guilty now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in, still waiting for my first friend invite "

we will be your first friends if you would like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

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By *ottie loverMan
over a year ago

High Peak


"Count me in, still waiting for my first friend invite

we will be your first friends if you would like "

that would be great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody want me (slopes off with a sad face)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would like to be adopted by a hot bloke who loves to give massages, please.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted "

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations. "

hold on a minute ... I can't get in cos you have nailed the door shut ... what kinda adoption service are you operating?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations.

hold on a minute ... I can't get in cos you have nailed the door shut ... what kinda adoption service are you operating? "

I'm being very careful, as anything can and probably will happen now that you are involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations.

hold on a minute ... I can't get in cos you have nailed the door shut ... what kinda adoption service are you operating?

I'm being very careful, as anything can and probably will happen now that you are involved. "

but u have to nuture and love me - u can't leave me out in the cold!!! and wet!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations.

hold on a minute ... I can't get in cos you have nailed the door shut ... what kinda adoption service are you operating?

I'm being very careful, as anything can and probably will happen now that you are involved.

but u have to nuture and love me - u can't leave me out in the cold!!! and wet!!!! "

Ok, I'll prise the boards off the door and push the bookshelf out of the way, but don't touch anything now you are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whey hey ... I have an offer to be adopted

You are adopted, but I'm having no responsibility for any disintegrations.

hold on a minute ... I can't get in cos you have nailed the door shut ... what kinda adoption service are you operating?

I'm being very careful, as anything can and probably will happen now that you are involved.

but u have to nuture and love me - u can't leave me out in the cold!!! and wet!!!!

Ok, I'll prise the boards off the door and push the bookshelf out of the way, but don't touch anything now you are in "

not even a hug to thank u ?? she asked all innocently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, I have been adopted by the wonderful Minx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

not even a hug to thank u ?? she asked all innocently "

That is risking it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Yay, I have been adopted by the wonderful Minx "

You are a brave man. Things just HAPPEN when Minxie is involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

not even a hug to thank u ?? she asked all innocently

That is risking it "

ok full pelt at the social then ...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yay, I have been adopted by the wonderful Minx "

Ha ha good bye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is am i in good hands with the Minx or am i in big trouble ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you mean "good bye" ??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Question is am i in good hands with the Minx or am i in big trouble ?

"

You are putting it all on the line. With Minxie, if it can happen, it probably will. Also things that are impossible can happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question is am i in good hands with the Minx or am i in big trouble ?

You are putting it all on the line. With Minxie, if it can happen, it probably will. Also things that are impossible can happen. "

Ok, now i'm slightly concerned for my safety

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What you mean "good bye" ??"

Minxies got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be adopted...and then corrupted

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Question is am i in good hands with the Minx or am i in big trouble ?

You are putting it all on the line. With Minxie, if it can happen, it probably will. Also things that are impossible can happen.

Ok, now i'm slightly concerned for my safety "

You grossly underestimate your level of jeopardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you mean "good bye" ??

Minxies got you "

I can share him

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd only end up with the problem child or worse still minexie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What you mean "good bye" ??

Minxies got you

I can share him "

Woof! Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you mean "good bye" ??

Minxies got you

I can share him

Woof! Woof! "

Being shared now ? sounds interesting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I want to be adopted...and then corrupted "

Have you got any leather skirts and flavoured massage oils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pretend to be a newbie so someone can adopt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be adopted...and then corrupted

Have you got any leather skirts and flavoured massage oils? "

I think they may be hidden under my old convent school uniform

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I want to be adopted...and then corrupted

Have you got any leather skirts and flavoured massage oils?

I think they may be hidden under my old convent school uniform "

Where's that bloody 'howling wolf' emoticon when I need it!

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By *immy AndrexCouple
over a year ago

OLDHAM

Good idea, we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be adopted...and then corrupted

Have you got any leather skirts and flavoured massage oils?

I think they may be hidden under my old convent school uniform

Where's that bloody 'howling wolf' emoticon when I need it! "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I wasnt a newbie myself I would love to Minxie - you look such an angel lol..

Don't be fooled... She will lead you into all sorts of mayhem

I am an angel he clearly said so !!!

He obviously doesn't know you!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am sure I am an angel

Pinocchio reincarnated!!! Miracles do happen

are u saying I am "wooden" lol "

I would never dare

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not. "

May I respectfully ask if you've got any crotchless knickers? There was a thread about dressing the person below and I got sone rather odd, nay, concerning, suggestions.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not.

May I respectfully ask if you've got any crotchless knickers? There was a thread about dressing the person below and I got sone rather odd, nay, concerning, suggestions. "

I don't think I do. I have crotchless fishnet tights if you want those.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not.

May I respectfully ask if you've got any crotchless knickers? There was a thread about dressing the person below and I got sone rather odd, nay, concerning, suggestions.

I don't think I do. I have crotchless

fishnet tights if you want those.

Have you worn them?

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not.

May I respectfully ask if you've got any crotchless knickers? There was a thread about dressing the person below and I got sone rather odd, nay, concerning, suggestions.

I don't think I do. I have crotchless

fishnet tights if you want those.

Have you worn them?

"

I have an unworn pair you can have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to adopt - I interfere and dispense biddiness whether it's welcome or not.

May I respectfully ask if you've got any crotchless knickers? There was a thread about dressing the person below and I got sone rather odd, nay, concerning, suggestions. "

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Well, glad we have some adoptions on the cards! I didnt mention that your adoptee will now be due your inheritance, should you leave this earthly place - fab. They have to keep your fbs happy etc

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