FabSwingers.com forum: First thing you hear in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the 1st thing you hear in the morning? mines scobby doo by my 2 yr old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning it was the central heating kicking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat meowing to be fed. I told her it's tooooooo early !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont u just love early morning lmao hate it wen its still dark out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beep on my phone. - an email from anne summers.

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

Nothing unless I got my hearing aids in

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The heating kicking in, or if I wake up really early my brother going to work at 4am x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a cup of tea love, would you like a massage??

That's what I'd like to hear but reality is the kids calling out to announce they have woken up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually our 3 year old or the dog whining to go out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pine Martins scratching - grrrrrrrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach rumbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son usually wanting breakfast at 4.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning.. silence. Yay

Usual mornings, my inconsiderate neighbours banging about or their shitty music going thud thud thud through the ceiling... Grrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The heating kicking in, or if I wake up really early my brother going to work at 4am x"

Snap! My brother gets up at 4am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monday through Friday it's my alarm followed by my cats meowing for breakfast.

Sunday's it's just the cats.

Evie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The heating kicking in, or if I wake up really early my brother going to work at 4am x

Snap! My brother gets up at 4am.

Or on a Sunday at half seven to leave at half eight...I'm laid wondering if I can nod back off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

Hope she ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day) "

Had one of those that kept going wrong. It's hard to convince them it's wrong at 3am and the sun is showing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

Hope she ok x"

Oh yes she is well now don't know if she will be soon though after the insult she's just given me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day)

Had one of those that kept going wrong. It's hard to convince them it's wrong at 3am and the sun is showing! "

I hate the summer for that reason lol.. doesnt mean lie ins or earlier nights in the winter sadly.

But the first thing i get is 'wakey up time mummy' ... meh

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Rain on the pitched bedroom windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

Hope she ok x

Oh yes she is well now don't know if she will be soon though after the insult she's just given me.

Haha that's made me smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

Awww bless hope the little one gets well soon I prescribe plenty of daddy cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day) "

Snap. We have the same clock for our four year old daughter!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day)

Had one of those that kept going wrong. It's hard to convince them it's wrong at 3am and the sun is showing! "

Oh god! Yeah I bet! Have to admit I was sceptical and reluctantly parted Witt my 20 quid but after about a month of sneaking it forward he's gone from waking at 5 to waking any time after 6.45! £20 well spent! X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day)

Snap. We have the same clock for our four year old daughter!"

Best invention EVER! (See above post)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm clock anouncing it time to get up ready for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little angel crying in her sleep because she's not too well thank god for calpol

Awww bless hope the little one gets well soon I prescribe plenty of daddy cuddles "

Theres an unlimited supply of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

the mother in law (with alzheimers) who thinks its normal to get up and clatter about as soon as you wake up, whatever time it is

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The cats bickering

And rain blustering against the window today.

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

I woke up to the sound of crashing and police sirens.. my son is playing gta5 but the tv is so loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds chirpin outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm, the birds tweeting outside my window or the wind howling if it's a day like today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummmyyyyy mummmyyyyyyy.... It's the sunshine!!!!

(As my lads alarm clock changes from night to day) "
kids are the best alarm clocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meow from my cat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The first train in the distance. Then I roll over and let it lull me back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door having a row most mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is the women coming to pick my dog up to take it for a walk better than an alarm clock

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By *hatHappensNextCouple
over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

Usually the hubby kissing my neck and poking me in the back, bloody ideal, doe he not know its a Sunday!

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

Alarm clock then chris evans then fall asleep again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"This morning it was the central heating kicking in "

You must be filthy rich to afford having the central heating on timed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a loud fart, my dog always need s a crap first thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Central heating closely followed by a cough, a burp and a fart.

Sometimes if I haven't had a meet stay over I do one as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mum!! I've got to get dressed for the party"

Err no we don't ~ it doesn't start till this afternoon!!

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

Alarm clock then chris evans then fall asleep again.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

This morning it was the rain clattering against the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 7 month old pup demanding breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is the women coming to pick my dog up to take it for a walk better than an alarm clock

Don't u walk it yourself !

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