FabSwingers.com forum: Vodka v's Willies...

By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

This made me laugh

10 ways vodka is better than willies

1 Vodka is always stiff and wont go floppy.

2 Your vodka wont look any smaller in the dark.

3 You can enjoy a vodka infront of your parents.

4 Vodka lasts as long as you want it to.

5 Vodka doesnt prod you in the back in the mornings demanding attention.

6 Vodka wouldnt rather have Kylie getting her lips around it than you.

7 You dont care how far down your throat a vodka goes.

8 You can have as many vodkas as you like on your birthday,and no-one will accuse you of being easy.

9 Vodka doesnt need tons of chocolate body paint to make it taste remotely palatable.

10 Vodka is always a pleasure to swallow.

Im sure some swingers would despute or change some of the above